Do or do not. There is no try.
Do or do not. There is no try.
Bringing evidence to the table doesn't mean you don't have an opinion.
The donning here is insane. Great work, James.
James gambles for a living, being impartial and data oriented is kind of important. That said, he did give his opinion on Ronaldo so I'm not really sure what the problem is.
Juventus will finish about 4th, Ronaldo will score a hat load and Mason Greenwood will continue to well outperform his xG. You can stick all that in a spreadsheet.
James will update it asap.
Can I just add that I was the first to let it be known how great -james- is.
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Saul to Chelsea on loan popping up again. Ornstein saying it's likely.
Everyone's been flip flopping on this one for ages. Almost like things do actually change over time in transfers sometimes.
It's mad United aren't on it. Absolutely zero risk for a player who could turn out much better than what we currently have.
Tap in merchant. Copy and pastes half his tweets from other journalists
You're really bad at this.
Quincy has usurped you as the transfer rumour mong, RL. Go and read some research papers before you become the new diljeet.
Sporting trying to sell Nuno Mendes for 40m euros.
I was going to ask RL who wolves are in for, but he is lying in a pool of his own blood.
A real man would find his own transfer rumours, instead of just repeating the rumours that others have found like a bitch.
RL is our very own Jim White.
@RL - are you wearing a yellow tie today?
Like a bitch.
Sounds like something out of the movies. or something.
I'll wait for James to confirm the XR on that one.
Ross Barkley to Burnley would be magic, was surprising to see them sign a BLM in Cornet (lol) but Barkley has been poorly treated, his BLM physicalities ensure 5-10 goals from midfield which is no mean feat.
Why the f are Liverpool not signing anyone. Twats.
I like how they've had Henderson sign the contract today when it's been done for 2 weeks to try and gloss over the lack of signings.
Yep. Quite tragic trying to use that to gloss over the inactivity.
In other news...
Spurs really fucked his career up.![]()
Utd should be in for Renato Sanches. Looked a beast in the Euros
Low key racism.
@Dquincy did you write this mate?
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Poor Saido.
He's only 28 as well.
Don’t worry about the fact AFCON is going to fuck us in the new year. Nat Phillips has joined the contract extension party.
He has? That's it then, we're winning the fucking league lads.
We've added Konate, Jota and Thiago and lost Gini and Lovren from our all-conquering title side but all of the RLs on twitter are losing their heads because their latest shiny FIFA card or whatever the fuck these virgins are into isn't being signed for £60m and we're without Salah, Mane and Keita for Brentford (H) and Palace (A). Bring on 11pm already ffs.
I’m still waiting for ‘something something blm gammons something’ to appear on the sky sports news ticker.
Alex Kral to West Ham done deal.
The signing of that Mexican kid has me wondering how Rodrigo Vilca's getting on. 3 games and one goal this season for the reserves. We'd been snooping around Naitland Miles for a bit before we loaned Willock instead. We mustn't be that keen on him.
Apparently Adam Hložek could be next.
West Hammer and Sickle.
'Naitland-Miles' is not what my feverish mind needed to be exposed to just now.
I'd like West Ham to sign this fella again. He was class last season.
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Rondon to Everton. Rafa![]()
West Ham becoming the home of Soviet talent is phenomenal.
Saul to Chelsea on loan done.
Who's changed my profile to add this?mischamischaracterisation