Full upping of sticks. Starting a new role at the mother ship.
Full upping of sticks. Starting a new role at the mother ship.
Is Mrs Kiko eager for a diet of kartoffelsalat and wheat beer also?
She's been desperate to bin London for years so she's fully onboard. Maybe we will return when a fully independent Scotland is formed...
Kiko finally admitting I'm right about London being an absolute shithole.
I don't mind London at all but I've never really felt I could raise a family here. I think because I've always rented it's felt temporary.
Germany is fitting, maybe only second to Denmark.
Our mild-mannered drivers are one of the best things about this country. Pretty much anywhere else you go it's red blooded aggression.
Unless they're Uber drivers.
Italy is the most mental country for driving by some distance.
London has some awful drivers (foreigners, innit), but elsewhere everyone has been fine.
And it definitely isn't the kind of place you can settle. I'm seeing more and more people move to the likes of Sheffield and Leeds in recent years. I always had them pegged as shitholes, but apparently not. The North will rise again.
"You're".
Do you put on a French accent these days?
He has no solid identity, hence the forcing opinions on stuff.
London is far worse for driving (and everything else) than the rest of the country.
PTSD from the break in nobody cared enough about.
The swag proving irresistible.
Legit have no idea who you are despite you posting every day for 5 years.
This has been a bad page for phonics.
Ja. Might have a look to see how much season tickets are, shame they bottled the CL last year.
Nobody else has shown up yet today and its brilliant.
The problem with London is that everyone thinks they're something.
North of the river, anyway. South of the river is magnificent.
Everyone in south London still thinks they're something and that something is 'a DJ'.
First day back after 2 weeks off and a course I signed up for ages ago started today at 9:30, which I was completely unaware of and obviously done no “pre-reading.” So now I’m on a zoom thingy from 9:30-1:30 while 300+ unread emails sit in my inbox, with my out of office previously promising I’m back today. I am not.
I'm a twit
I got an email this morning from a Frenchman that said simply this:
'Bonjour
Je suis furieux.
Merci
Mathieu'
Never had greater affirmation that I'm doing my job in life.
That's their default setting.
Bonjour Mathieu,
quoi de neuf bébé?
Merci,
Jim
Simply: omelette du fromage?
Just been offered some overtime because they need someone to go and see someone that can only be seen at weekends... in fucking Jaywick. Yeah, fuck off love.
We don't even have anything to do with the place so no idea what they want someone over there for.
When someone posts a town name on here that I don't know, I often do a Streetview into a random street there just to get a feel for the place.
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Hmm.
Jaywick is one of the worst places in the world.
It's the poorest place in England. The fucking UN visited to assess the poverty a while back.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-46178830
Yeah, I remember it being on the news. Looked proper grim.
I bet it’s a funny day sesh.
I'm a twit
It's probably just straightforward information collection for someone who needs supported housing in Colchester or something. But still... no thank you.
Bet they don't even have air fryers over there. Subhuman.
You need electric for them.
Somehow makes Barrow look posh.
3 hours into the first day back since 5 August and already having "how much longer can I do this for?" meltdowns
Someone I used to work with, who has moved to a different team, is confused about whether one of her new male colleagues is straight or not. The confusion has arose because she thinks he likes her, but also recently went to a cat cafe.
Said male colleague also recently went on a stag do and the stag tried to kill himself by jumping out of a window. Obviously I laughed at this, but she’s practically in meltdown on his behalf for how “dead bad” it must have been for everyone involved.
Who needs work when there’sMSNTeams drama to keep you occupied.
I'm a twit
tbf stag do's make me want to jump out of a window.
She's pissed again and it's blindingly obvious, but we're apparently just pretending we haven't noticed this time. Sort yourself out woman ffs.
Spikey by name, Spikey by nature.