No. I called NHS 24 but they just lolled at me and told me to phone the GP tomorrow.Originally Posted by randomlegend
No. I called NHS 24 but they just lolled at me and told me to phone the GP tomorrow.
Antibiotics are always warranted for UTIs regardless.
Is NHS 24 the same as 111? I have literally no clue.
If you can't get a GP appointment tomorrow Magic then you should go to A and E in my opinion.
lol at Magic blood pressuring his piss into actual froth.
Yep.
What if it's a half poo? Those never wipe clean regardless of how many times you wipe.
But I am with you on the using toilet paper to wipe off skids. Anything if it means I don't need to manhandle a bog brush.
You're either using a toilet brush wrong or you have a scat fetish.
For some reason I use the bog brush when there is shitty toilet paper still in the pan, so both chugnuts and wet brown toilet paper get stuck to the brush. It's a right pain.
A flush should deal with that. Or a well-aimed piss.
Do you not have handles on your toilet brushes?
I live in the country and I have no idea what these retards are up to, so you have no chance Giggs.
I don't get it either. The brush does the job.
Who pisses after a shit?
Whose morning shit is their last visit to the toilet for the day?
That's worse than I possibly imagined.
Who doesn't flush after a morning shit? We're talking about toilet paper.
Everyone is obviously shitting incorrectly to be hitting the back board with such frequency.
Can we have a YouTube Tutorial plz
Am I reading this correctly, some people are leaving shit on their toilet bowl and tying to piss it off later in the day?
1. Feet on the seat
2. Maintain optimal squat
3. Howl at the Moon
Shinners gonna Shin.
How many KG for the squat?
I was once in a public toilet where somebody had clearly shat in a urinal so God knows what people are getting up to in the privacy of their own home.
2x bodyweight to ensure a clean and powerful release.
I went to the loo before football training the other day and it was one of those "how the fuck did you do this" type of shit. Literally lipped the bottom end of the seat and smeared all the way down into the bowl. Clearly they thought that was fine and left it at that, probably still caked in shit.
Nothing a bit of tissue paper couldn't solve.
I'm glad my kidney failure is bringing such revelations out on the board.
Shinners needs to get his revolting backside in here and answer for his crimes.
Deepti on BBC News answering questions about Double Jabbed people not having to isolate is beautiful.
She not only doesn't agree (obvs) but wants isolation to be extended to 14 days +.
I always thought there was something off about her. Turns out she has a small kid and is immunocompromised herself. She doesn’t even pretend to talk objectively anymore.
What crime is that? If the piss doesn't do the job, I've got a brush. If I had other people living with me, I'd be more bothered. It's a toilet.
@Magic
Update?
My money's on IgA nephropathy.
EDIT: I actually meant post-infectious glomerulonephritis. Two mistakes in the space of half a page. Bad doctor.
Last edited by randomlegend; 16-08-2021 at 08:46 PM.
This is who you lot were clapping for?
No traces of blood or infection.
Full bloods on Friday and a referral to Urology.
They haven't got a clue what's caused it.
The girl jokes, but I think probably kind of believes, that I'm like the special needs doctor they give special jobs to to keep me out the way so the real doctors can do the real work.
"There we go Andy, why don't you go and count all the blood tubes, that would be really helpful!"
My wild theory is Magic's lass is into punching his kidneys when he's asleep. But then I guess there would probably be more blood.
I'm 90% sure it was beetroot, but he doesn't know he's had beetroot because the Scots probably call Beetroot "NeepyTatties" or some shit.
This three minute edit window was him reading on to the second Google result.
And what are you basing that on?
It was. The geekymedics page on glomerulonephritis.
In my defence they are both forms of glomerulonephritis which present the same and have very similar causes/preceding events. I had a nagging doubt I'd got the wrong one so checked. The finer print of renal conditions is not my day to day.
Last edited by randomlegend; 16-08-2021 at 09:23 PM.
I'm being a twat and you should ignore me. Blood in pee has lots of possible causes and I should not be making wild guesses over the internet. Let your actual doctors sort it out.
IRN Broot.
That’s some patter
People from NSW must have been jabbed at least once before they cros the border into the People's Republic of Quoinsland.
Oooooofffffff
. NSW freight services and producers are worried that Queensland's new border rules will seriously disrupt the supply chain and their livelihoods
https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/20...ears/100379766
Last edited by Queenslander; 16-08-2021 at 10:03 PM.
Fortress Queensland
.Ms Palaszczuk said police had stopped and checked 10,000 cars at the Queensland border in the past 24 hours, and turned back 1,000 of those cars.
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-08-...ases/100378722
Th UK should move it's Embassy to Brisbane.
Last edited by Queenslander; 17-08-2021 at 06:47 AM.
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Melolbourne.
My best mate from uni is in Melbourne and he's finally had enough of their shit so he's moving back to the UK later in the year. That's a huge win, especially given my 'Australia looks a bit shit' stance.
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