Pissed blood last night lads. Related?
Pissed blood last night lads. Related?
Not my toilet FYI.
Definitely need a visit to a GP with that happening.
Yeah, I'd get that checked out.
Have you had beetroot? I've freaked myself out with that before (it wasn't that red, mind).
You on that beetroot heavy diet too? Absolutely swear by them, god's own balls.
Not eaten it or anything particular red in a while.
Preach brother.Originally Posted by Don
It does look a little too red. All blood, no piss.
You need to see your GP as soon as possible. Was it associated with any pain?
White socks.
Chill, they'll be red soon.
I'd be more concerned about the shape of his flippers.
Can always buy another Ribena.
lol Beadle feet to go with his Beadle hand.
We're all missing the elephant in the room here. Where's the toilet brush? Scummy cunts.
Is that the world's thickest pube by your foot?
I think it's gotten to the point where we need to help Magic. Waff, make sure he gets to the doctor next week and I'll transfer you some money for a toilet brush.
Read the disclaimer, cunts.
Fuck your disclaimer. I wouldn't associate with vermin that don't have a bog brush.
Aren't toilet brushes basically the most filthy things on the planet? Do you wash it after use?
Scrub with the flush.
All respect lost.
Pro tip: use tissue with your hand to get rid of skidmarks before they solidify and you're forced into using those horrible things.
That's not going to get the little bits of shit [you've presumably been scrubbing] off though, is it?
Spikey being fully on board with them definitely marks them out as the preserve of butlerless lower classes.
Anyway, in other toilet matters, I'm off camping next week (joy) and the wife has bought a toilet bucket. I mean, what the fuck is that?
Taz putting his hand in the shitter is no surprise.
It's like a toilet but without the plumbing. Handy if there is a sewage dumping point nearby.
You dirty cunt.
Riverbank Frank should be running NSW
https://fb.watch/7o1pNxJNbh/
It's only the same as wiping your arse (which he doesn't even use paper for).
It's never been an issue. The technique is flawless as long as you aren't dropping a mudslide.
I believe there is a lake.
There's also a pub, a café and, presumably, actual toilet facilities nearby as well though.
I'm a glamper myself you couldn't pay me enough to go without public facilities nearby.
The white man's inability to clean his arse properly probably sets our climate change efforts back significantly. Be better.
Taz is correct here. Humanity's next great leap will not occur before the last toilet brush is eradicated.
Hold your horses PM Sco Mo has announced that we have secured another 1 MILLION pfyzer doses due to arrive in the next 24 hours.
Edit: Sent from Poland.
Last edited by Queenslander; 15-08-2021 at 02:29 AM.
Such a confusing page. Do I care more about Australia's plight, taz wiping the toilet, Niko bucket shitting or blood piss mj?
Oops
Taz is right here. The most civilized form of arse cleaning is obviously the bidet. The bidet separates the civilized cultures from the uncivilized ones.
It’s actually probably the opposite.
So when I say my piss was normal apparently it's not. It's cloudy and frothy.
It's a Kindey Infection then.
I'd say get some Antibiotics, but it means getting into bed with BigPharma. Get some Cranberry Juice if you can tolerate BigSupermarkets.
No other symptoms. No pain at all.
Do you have any means of checking your blood pressure? If it's bloody and frothy you might need to go to hospital.
I pissed blood last Monday, turned out to just be your regular UTI that had gone to my kidneys. I pusseyed out and went for the antibiotics though.
Glomerulonephritis (kidney infection) makes you properly ill. If you didn't feel like you needed to go to hospital it was probably just a lower UTI.
EDIT: Pyelonephritis, not glomerulonephritis.
Last edited by randomlegend; 15-08-2021 at 09:15 PM.
I went to the hospital and left a urine + blood sample, but they didn't have a lab on site so I don't know exactly what I had, haven't called to check. CRP was around 60 I think, the doctor just told me to take Bactrim for a week and it should be good. Kidneys started aching progressively over Monday but woke up feeling a lot better Tuesday morning already.
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