Right, let's do this. I see a list, I just crack on.
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-james- - Alreet. Seems to have caught a bit of stick during the Euro 2020 thread for I dunno, having more than one opinion. Seems fine.
7om - Zom. That's how I always read that in my head. Another solid poster.
Adamski - Can't complain much about them. There's definitely a chunk of regulars (or semi-regulars) that tow a steady line.
Adramelch - I put him in that camp as well. Decent if you want a Greek perspective on something.
Alan Shearer The 2nd - Sound. One thing about the Scots contingent is they're not boring and always have stuff to say.
Alex - Decent. Offers decent opinions about hip hop and chimes in on other stuff occasionally.
Andrew - I think he's getting miffed by Covid but then everybody is.
Andy - Could probably class him as a stalwart but that's most of us. Solid.
AyDee - One that's always hard to recall. Not a bad thing.
Bam - He's fun. Speaks his mind like a Spikey with a normal-sized head.
Baz - I admire his grift.
Bernanke - Another member of the international crew. Nice to see we still have those around.
Boydy - Another steady constant. Has his moments.
Browning - Yeah, same here. Doesn't really go looking for conflict and fairly steady.
bruhnaldo - Florida man. Goes AWOL quite a bit but definitely stands out as a man in his 30's talking like a 14 year old girl.
Byron - I've just imagined him and Bam as a double-act. In reality he's probably his own man.
CJay - Decent. Another one that doesn't raise the needle that much.
Clunge - Forgot about him til he posted yesterday. Sounds like he's doing alright.
Cord - I can't tell you the last time they posted. Apparently it's April in the Super League thread. That was a fun week.
Dan - Wrestling pervert? Except maybe not as deep into it as he was?
Danny - Or is it this one? Nah, probably a different bloke.
Dark Soldier - Memorable.
Dave. - Solid when he turns up.
Davgooner - And him.
Disco - Good and an excellent moustache.
Don - Takes up a gym membership so he can sit down in a room topless for 20 minutes a week. Like those fat women that take up swimming.
Dquincy - He's been good in the covid thread. Sound.
five time - Yeah, this just highlights how few of this thread really stay in my memory. Probably fine.
Foe - Don't die in a helicopter. You're alright.
Giggles - Glad to see him back. We need Irish stereotypes now that Henry's long gone and Pavel's stuck on twitter squealing about gender.
Gray Fox - Good lad. Another one that slips under the radar sometimes but regular enough I don't forget him.
Guybrush - Okay. Another one I can't remember when he posted last.
hfswjyr - New Zealander. Might actually be the only one on the board. Seems fine.
Ian - Consistently good and a decent laugh.
igor_balis - Best of luck on getting the Masters. Hopefully it gets you out of working a bank counter. Has plenty of daft stories that are worth reading.
ItalAussie - We don't see enough of them but it's hard to settle down when you're locked down every fortnight.
Jimmy Floyd - His lockdown work stories and tales of cricket club bureaucracy are a joy to read. I still miss little Seoul but the International Man of Tractors arc is fine.
John - Got away from here and it sounds like for the better. Hope he's doing well because staying here would've just wound him up. Wish I could follow that lead, at times.
John Arne - Probably in prison for a minor or massively major criminal offence.
Josh - New Yorker. There. I know one thing about him. Get fucked, Josh.
Kikó - Pretty good. Informal drinks is a very formal way of putting it, though.
Lewis - Top of the pile. Could write a readable book on this place. What a terrifying prospect.
Limoutsonik - Is he the other Greek?
Lofty - When you think about it, Rollercoasters are trains. Good to have around.
Luca - Radio silent these days but very helpful in the days of setting the current forum up.
Luke Emia - Good stuff. Not much to complain about.
Magic - Scotland's biggest natural disaster.
Manc - Another solid one.
Max Power - Decent but another one that seems to have taken time away from here.
Mazuuurk - HOW AM I ONLY IN THE M'S!? Carries a solid reputation.
Mellberg - Really enjoys the fact Villa are heading in the right direction. Deserves the good rep he gets.
Mike - He's still Baz's sensible brother but doesn't talk about how fulfilling it is to help kids with special needs. It probably feels like work now.
mikem - American politics man who we won't see much of til the next election. Unless he's dead.
mo - Good.
mugbull - Decent although we'll see how Spurs get on this season.
niko_cee - Another good one. Seems like Liverpool fans around here are a good bunch.
Offshore Toon - Pretty sound. I'm gonna guess living away from the mainland has meant the last year has been slightly less bollocks.
Panda Bear - Barely wakes up from a maple syrup induced coma.
Pen - Yay, another foreign one.
Pepe - And another! Likes his racing sims and motorsport which gives me something to talk about besides Newcastle.
phonics - How long's left of that notice? Entertaining if a little erratic.
Pleb - Another one that seems to have drifted away but alright when he turns up.
P_3 - Is he the one with the penguin avatar?
Queenslander - Perfectly alright. It'll be a sad day when his spider eats him.
randomlegend - His transfer bollocks is quite, quite mad. Should probably focus more on the dying children.
Raoul Duke - Another good one.
Reg - And him. I only really see him the football threads but he's a level-headed fan.
ScousePig - Another one who feels like he's gone forever. Decent, though.
Serj - Token Austrian. It's good to have these voices around with matters of global importance or that time terrorists shot up Vienna.
Shindig - That's me. My memory is shit.
SincereTheRebel - Another entertaining one. Went through a rough patch and did the smart thing of sacking this place off whilst he got it together.
Sir Andy Mahowry - Hates the soil he stands on. Bit of a shambles.
Smjffy - Vanishes frequently because he never holds a chef job down or something. A bigger shambles than Mahow.
Spammer - A bigger shambles than Smiffy.
Spikey M - Great, although his avatar makes me double-take that he's not Lofty.
Spoonsky - Inoffensive.
SvN - Another one crucial for putting the site together. And a good poster to boot.
TG09 - Another absentee, for the most part. I bet all these people are living cool lives.
The Merse - I get him and Manc confused for reasons not even I can explain. Another one of the good Scottish crew.
thommo - Suffered with him during the last season. Fulham were shit but offered him a slight glimmer of hope. Decent poster.
Trancemeister - Will probably be alright once the clubs open. Unless Sweden's already sorted.
Vercetti - I've come to realise the West Ham contingent are all canny.
Waffdon - If you told me he was Magic's social worker, I wouldn't bat an eyelid. Solid.
wullie - Always witty and seems to be posting more these days. Or he's just memorable when he does it.
Yeldoow - Barely features.
Yevrah - Needs some new hobbies away from a screen. The Euros and the pandemic have really done a number on him.
This must be what writing a school report is like when you can't remember half the kids' names. In reality, we're a very small group of regulars.