Simplicity is the key to sandwiches. Once people start overwhelming them it might as well just all be mixed in a bowl.
Simplicity is the key to sandwiches. Once people start overwhelming them it might as well just all be mixed in a bowl.
Cheese and Mayo is a fucking rank mix.
Onions don’t belong on sandwiches
I've been doing cheese with that tomato relish that's meant to go on burgers, can't be beaten (without effort, anyway).
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Look at the state of these cunts. Offensive.
I've had cherry tomatoes by themselves in sandwiches before and it is good. Raw onion is probably the king of veg when it comes to sandwiches but also means you have to brush your teeth fifty times before leaving the house.
Exactly. Not worry the hassle.
Halved cherry tomatoes on a sliced bagel with cream cheese
Ploughman's is king.
As long as there's no egg mayo freaks on the board we'll be alright.
Views on piccalilli? Used to like it but tried it again after long time and the COVID tastebuds really got in the way of my enjoyment. Might just have got a shit brand.
Not a fan. I'd sooner roll deep on some pease pudding.
I've only ever eaten it at Christmas, but I went right off it too last Christmas. Maybe they've changed it.
Cheese and mayo is rank, phonics is right. Using mayo instead of/as well as butter in all of your sandwiches is proper ITV behaviour.
An ex used to have mayo with everything including fry ups and roasts, though looking back it was possibly just a symptom of her chronic alcoholism, along with thinking having sex with me was a good idea. Maybe she knocked the former on the head along with the latter when she got diagnosed with pancreatitis and told she'd be dead in a year if she kept drinking.
Yep. That's an igor post.
Alot of judgement from a man that eats the arseholes of strangers.
Egg and onion
Going here soon. Any recommendations for someone who normally gets a chicken tikka bhuna? Preferably nothing hotter.
I'm a twit
I quite like a karahi sometimes and it doesn't look like theirs is very hot.
Nothing on that menu sounds particularly hot, which makes me think that some of it probably is.
God I'm hungry now.
Yeah I want a curry now.
Chicken breast with roast pepper sauce, you gammon.
https://www.bbcgoodfood.com/recipes/...lmond-couscous
Made this today.
Really quick and easy but pretty damn tasty.
Also served it with some fried broccoli with zaatar.
Those macros.
I've just been shown this recipe which a family member has found in a cookbook, really struggling to get my head around it.
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I bet it tastes nice, tbh.
I raise you:I've just been shown this recipe which a family member has found in a cookbook, really struggling to get my head around it.
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Give up.
These are less aggressively unpleasant than the one Mahow posted, but:
This looks like a bog standard (rank) American casserole from the 1960s.I've just been shown this recipe which a family member has found in a cookbook, really struggling to get my head around it.
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In terms of weird shit that works, I made a chocolate tobacco truffle from Jennifer McLagan’s Bitter that was phenomenal. Basically steeped a bit of cigar in some cream and used it to make a truffle. All sorts of smoky and spicy.
Yes, I've since discovered that baking meat in soup and cream is something Americans do. No wonder they have mass shootings every day.
We had a cake day at work a few years back
and the big boss brought in a Tomato Soup Cake which she harassed everyone into trying because it was "surprisingly nice".
It was unsurprisingly horrid.
Why even bother making something if any level of "niceness" is surprising? Just make a Vicky Sponge ffs.
Surely that's just a tomato cake.
It's an abomination whatever you call it.
https://veggiedesserts.com/tomato-soup-cake/
I do hope we're not heading for 1950s-70s retro food being a thing. They barely had enough to eat then. 'Creativity' was turning the tin upside down.
The recipes Google first threw up for me were thinly veiled ads for Campbell's tomato soup so I guess that's how it came about and had that name rather than just tomato cake.
It sounds rank anyway.
We had someone in the office bring it in. As subtle as it was, you could still tell it tasted like a can of soup soaked into sponge. It's like something you'd make on accident and then never try again.
Man, coconuts are not worth the effort.
I'm a twit
The comma really carries that sentence.
I know I'm setting myself up for a fall posting this, but I built myself a little outdoor kitchen workstation thing out of a granite worktop offcut I got off facebook marketplace and some timber.
I am unreasonably pleased with myself for how it came out.
Garden is a tip, that's the next job now the house is mostly sorted.
It weighs approximately the same as the house does.
Is the lawn still fucked from the dog digging? Looks thirsty af.
The lawn is just fucked full stop, I've given up on it for now. We might even put artificial grass down to help with the girls hayfever (which is legitimately the worst I've ever seen).
Put down the filthy dog first before resorting to artificial grass.
Get @Baz in.
Nah I've paid for the wedding and everything.
Our lawn is a mess as well. The house sat empty for months before we bought it so the grass was overgrown and the weeds and moss had largely taken over. We got this to deal with the weeds, which was oddly therapeutic, but now we just have a patch of mud that we're trying to rescue.
Probably going to have to wait until Autumn as the kids playing out there won't give the grass seed time to bed in.
I fucking hate gardening.
My wife disrespecting me by employing the worlds oldest gardener backfired when he didn’t turn up for 7 weeks so I finally cut it and now it’s dead, cos it went from super long to freshly cut (albeit on the longest setting my rubbish mower does) and then the suns scorched it to death.
Fuck you, “Garden Man.”
I'm a twit
Our soil is a fucking disgrace, it's absolutely rammed full of builders rubble.
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