https://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-b1863199.html
How do they come up with this shit?
https://www.independent.co.uk/life-s...-b1863199.html
How do they come up with this shit?
His wife's friends will have weddings booked.
He's trying to save them. Don't fucking do it.
Did another LFT today. Still not got it.
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Hayfever has been brutal past couple of days...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-57474074
Why we're doing it lads.
What the fuck is that thing in blue?
All joking aside, it's a very serious condition and I will continue to support their cause until I am suitably compensated for my trauma.
Doing surge testing (knocking on doors and forcing LFT kits on people) round here now.
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Not even Fauci is prepared to say it definitely didn't come from a lab, so I'm not buying that for one minute.
Because he can't definitely say it. He's a SCIENTIST and there is a requirement for EVIDENCE first.
Could it have leaked from a lab without necessarily having been created in one?
It's happened before.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-s...-virus-disease
Two large outbreaks that occurred simultaneously in Marburg and Frankfurt in Germany, and in Belgrade, Serbia, in 1967, led to the initial recognition of the disease. The outbreak was associated with laboratory work using African green monkeys (Cercopithecus aethiops) imported from Uganda. Subsequently, outbreaks and sporadic cases have been reported in Angola, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Kenya, South Africa (in a person with recent travel history to Zimbabwe) and Uganda. In 2008, two independent cases were reported in travelers who had visited a cave inhabited by Rousettus bat colonies in Uganda
The Soviet Union had a few leaks of serious stuff. I'm pretty open minded about out, but they didn't do themselves any favours calling it a conspiracy theory last year because what because Donald Trump wanted it to be true?
I just think it's too shit a virus to be man made.
"Oh noes, please don't kill our pensioners!"
You'd atleast recreate the 1918 flu and kill the enemies youth off.
What the fuck is that thing in blue?
All joking aside, it's a very serious condition and I will continue to support their cause until I am suitably compensated for my trauma.
They will have been studying it, somebody will have got a bit of it in their face like in the Planet of the Apes remake, and then they won't have said anything because a Chinese government laboratory probably doesn't have the most forgiving work culture. All Trump jokes aside, he won't have just imagined it. The American intelligence reach is incredible, so if something had happened they will have known about it and briefed him on it. Equally, if they knew it had nothing to do with a laboratory, they would be able to make a reasonably confident statement saying so.
I'm sure 70 percent of Wales is claiming some sort of disability allowance already.
The people who will be claiming for long Covid are the same work shy fuckwits who claim to have fibromyalgia.
Yev has been doing the rounds in America.
More work for me. Worth noting that the claims system is evidence based.
When you said "come from a lab" I incorrectly interpreted that as "man made".
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-021-01529-3
This is pretty up to date. It's not AS committal in saying it's not manmade/manipulated as other stuff I've read. I think a naturally evolved virus having leaked from a lab is very difficult to ever disprove.
I was wondering whether Wales being ahead in the vaccine race was because everyone is sixty and/or disabled so got them months ago.
Wales is ahead in the vaccine race because they're using every single one they get straight away, in the knowledge that if they run out then England will bail them out. England, lacking this luxury, is holding a load back to use later in case of supply bumps.
Is that why we've bummed out at half a million a day for weeks instead of having everybody done by now?
What is the population of Wales?
Google says 3 million.
We could single jab the whole country in 6 days at our current rate.
I think we'll be ramping up if we're offering every adult the chance to book their jabs this week.
A bit of that and a bit of deployment constraints, I think. The government lies about it pretty blatantly so it's hard to tell exactly. Yesterday they set a laughably low 'target' whilst the actual signals showed they are stealthily going for a big first dose ramp up to get the youngsters done.
We have actually made one big mistake which was continuing to go down by age after about 45. Should have been a free for all after that point to get segments of each age group done. At the moment it's mainly rife in 20-25s as none of them are done, and they also all socialise with each other.
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...aff-in-england
The balls on these cunts. '[C]ompulsion is a blunt instrument that carries its own risks'. Oh is it?
That article is awash with some absolute gems.
Imagine being such a Magic you quit your job over it.
In a meeting about this just now and what seems to have happened is a carehome had an “outbreak” so positive tests on a certain area of the map shot up. So now there’s panic that everyone in this postcode might have covid so they’re sending people knocking on doors. Absolute nonsense.
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All Owls will have had the opportunity to be vaccinated by July 19th.
I wouldn't bother, they don't give a hoot.
I think he has some kind of brain disease. He used to be able to string a sentence, er, uh, somewhat, uh, how can I put this, uh, as they would say, together.
Probably covid.
I'd love to be a fly on Matt Hancocks wall today.
I bet you'd love to fly on his cock as well.
You've been very strange lately.
He didn't did he.
That’s how he’s always talked.
I found Peston crying that Boris was mean to him the most endearing thing Boris has done in quite some time.
"You sure you don't need an autocue for this one, Boris?"
"I think I'll remember it mother. I mean, Carrie."
Sounds like she's a bit too disabled.
Can't read subtitles but can start a judicial review...
One of the channels always had a dude in the corner throwing gang signs.
Everyone 18+ can book their vaccine.
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Whitty says he does expect a further surge in the autumn and winter.
That is because the winter is a good time for respiratory illnesses, he says. It would be “very surprising” if winter did not favour the virus.
How big the problems will be is uncertain, he says.
He says the winter could be “quite a difficult one” of the NHS, although not as bad as last winter.
US is opening up, Israelis are free to kick Arab children to death without a mask but we've got these dried out vaginas still beating their drums.
Ooo, I see Denmark have got rid of masks and social distancing too.
I reckon a vaccine passport is on the cards for interstate/trans Tasman travel.
.Anyone entering Queensland will be required to fill out an online travel declaration, regardless of whether they have been to a COVID-19 hotspot.
The "traffic light" system will come into effect from 1:00am on Saturday.
Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk said the scheme would "make the job of contact tracing so much easier" in the event of a coronavirus outbreak
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-...tion/100223288
Too funny.
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