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  • Too many groups

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  • All those shit teams

    6 28.57%
  • England

    5 23.81%
  • VAR

    5 23.81%
  • Taz's predictions

    1 4.76%
  • Nothing. International tournaments are the best.

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    It's why chumps like Pauleta used to be prized in tournaments. I can't believe how many national sides at this event basically have no pure goalscorer in their squad.

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    We won the Brighton XG game anyway

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    Didn't Pauleta disappear in the actual tournaments?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Didn't Pauleta disappear in the actual tournaments?
    4 goals across 3 or 4 tournaments. 3 of them in one game. Proper Rooney record.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Who is this miss piggy in the face. Teletubby in the neck, pundit who wouldnt look out of place in the shameful lustage thread
    She's on commentary here.

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    Horseshit.

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    This is the sort of nothing game absolutely no one needs in their life. Off to the sauna.

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    Poland need to get a grip here, they're all over the place as soon as someone starts running at them with the ball.

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    Matterface is so bad on commentary. Just dribbles inanely on about boring shit he has written down pre-match. Shut up and say what you see.

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    We'll dick them in the second half.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    She's on commentary here.
    She sounds like the woman on the minicab desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    She's on commentary here.
    That's who it is? I thought it was Joe Cole or Jimmy Bullard.

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    Krychowiak is a fucking idiot at times.

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    I did not expect Skriniar to come up with that shot.

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    Didn't even send a message to Eriksen. Insensitive cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Matterface is so bad on commentary. Just dribbles inanely on about boring shit he has written down pre-match. Shut up and say what you see.
    That comment about the own goal.

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    We were shit and it's going to be another crap tournament.

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    Not a great return to competitive football for Lewandowski.

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    I don't exactly know what people expect from Lewandowski. He's a world class striker when in a great team, but he's never going to pull a Messi or Ronaldo and start doing it all himself from the halfway line.

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    He shouldn't be getting a Balon D'or if he's that shit, then.

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    Polish Kris Boyd.

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    Is the BBC One theme music Justice?

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    It's Gaspard from Justice, yeah.

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    Oh it's one of his new tracks? Cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    That comment about the own goal.
    The worst bit was some time after my post, after the Skriniar goal, when he started going on some sentimental train about the scorer being team mates with Eriksen. Then the co-comm interjected with about 45 seconds of talking about the goal that had just been scored, and then Matterface carried on with the Eriksen guff as if she hadn't said anything.

    I wish I could turn the fuckers off and just have crowd/ambient noise.

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    We should do a TTH watch-along like the fan channels. Bagsy Claude.

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    Jesus christ, nowhere near as bad as the commentary tears on those Scotland highlights. 50 yard superstrike commentated on as if the Forth Bridge had just collapsed while the Proclaimers were on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonsky View Post
    I don't exactly know what people expect from Lewandowski. He's a world class striker.
    Strange.

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    Robbie - Sincere
    DT - Yevrah
    Troopz - Taz
    Claude - Me/Offshore on shift
    Lee Judges - Floyd
    Ty - Mahow
    The various brass they have on reading tweets - James

    'Gahahahah Southgate man yeah?'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Didn't Pauleta disappear in the actual tournaments?
    Possibly the biggest fraud ever in international football.

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    Suspicious brown patch.

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    Danny Mills: "Lap-port"

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    Sweden early in this game remind me of when Tunisia or Iran make the World Cup, draw a decent European team, drop the two static lines of five and just pray for deliverance inshallah.

    They're also kicking the shit out of Spain.

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    Playing like this in this heat seems like a great idea honestly.

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    Please fuck off, we outplayed these cunts and matched Portugal. Fucking take a look at your own band of gammon idols if you want lack of strategy and positivity.

    Thiago benched for whatever the fuck a Pedri is

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    Jeez, no one bites like the ayatollahs. Just ask Salman Rushdie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bernanke View Post
    Playing like this in this heat seems like a great idea honestly.
    They can't have meant to play like this if they named Marcus Berg in the lineup. Are they just shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    They can't have meant to play like this if they named Marcus Berg in the lineup. Are they just shit?

    It's not a great team, but the midfield should have better feet between them than to give up possession as quickly as they have so far. To be fair, the Spanish pressing game is pretty intense, but not having any breaks from this siege is not ideal.

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    Morata is pish.

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    Alvaro still waiting for that corrective surgery I see.

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    Morata.

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    If Spain win anything under him then Luis Enrique is the undisputed King of the Binmen.

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    This is a very ordinary Spanish team. There are no goals in their midfield, no pace in their attack, and no real creativity anywhere in the team either.

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    They badly need that Villarreal carthorse to hit instead of Morata.

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    But they've got Pedri making a career out of milking the desperation of Mes Que Un Club

    With Thiago in and that CB partnership they'll have enough to go far but they ain't winning.

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    This game would be made for Mark Lawrenson.

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    How does Morata, a player who cannot finish to save his life, continue to play regularly for top club sides and the Spanish national team? If ever there was a fraud, it's him. It's nothing to do with "the operation" Jimmy, he was like this before he went to Chelsea.

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    Danny Murphy's attempts at humour piss me off. Just random immature barbs aimed at any and all accompanied with his own chuckle.

    "Particularly in international football, the more you control possession of the ball the more likely you are to win."

    Cheers, you fucking EDL-looking mong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    How does Morata, a player who cannot finish to save his life, continue to play regularly for top club sides and the Spanish national team? If ever there was a fraud, it's him. It's nothing to do with "the operation" Jimmy, he was like this before he went to Chelsea.
    He's 408 (124) in his top flight career at a pretty constant rate, yeah. I think he should be quite good, which is why coaches stick with him, but is incredibly mentally weak.

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    Morata-esque from Berg after some lovely play by Isak.

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