Nice one lads we just cursed song 9.
Nice one lads we just cursed song 9.
I welcome last place with open arms.
Why is it every other country sends supermodels and we send a bloke who looks like he’s just downed 15 pints and a full English.
Is this simply elevated by the fact it comes after UK or is this the best yet? Shame her body is stiffer than my erection during Serbia.
Greece's odds may of dramatically fallen.
That fucking dress
He should be banned just for that breakfast.
Why is he just standing on a large L?
Swiss guy was such a cutie. Best yet.
Greece, Serbia and Iceland in the hunt.
Oh shit these guys again. Did their 2020 banger go to waste? Why not just use that again and cruise to victory?
Not allowed to use the same song because somehow about CoVid and fair play.
My ears are bleeding.
This bitch is terrifying
This trash is exactly why I watch Eurovision. Amazing.
Someone check on Taz.
Fucking hell.
I feel for the poor woman dressed as a cock.
What in the actual fuck
Voting Leave was the right decision.
"I don't feel hate, I just feel sorry" - debatable.
Blink 182?
It's Good Charlotte or something equally 2003.
Finland is so clear of the rest so far.
Is that Louie fucking Spence?
Lithuania is a banger. Get that sped up slightly and banging out in a darkened warehouse on 21 June.
I don't mind Lithuania.
Ukraine is shit though.
Now now Mahow. Don’t let past traumas cloud your judgement.
EDIT: Yeah no this is shit.
Jesus, Lithuania and Ukraine B2B is naughty club vibes.
That picked up in the second half to be fair.
It did get better as it got on but I still didn't get it.
France is lovely both musically and aesthetically.
I like France a lot, that's cracking.
Awful. She’s the type who probably smears her own period blood on herself during a protest.
That's it lads see you next year.
Might have to go to Azerbaijan next.
Jesus Azeri too so the parents would approve to boot.
Azerbaijan is really awful. Might be the worst song yet, and that takes some doing.
France, Iceland, Ukraine, Switzerland and Lithuania top 5 for me.
I agree with three of those picks.
Azerbaijan was top Eurovision.
Norway
Fuck me.
If he didn't have Tourette's this would be bottom 5.
Takes the glasses off to make sure everyone knows
It’s a crap song but fair play to the lad for getting up there.