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  • Good riddance.

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  • Don't care.

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  • I hope they come straight back up.

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Thread: May football: Southend United relegated (nearly)

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    The man has no ankles, he's going nowhere.

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    Bet it took him fucking ages to get over to take that corner.

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    Just seen that we've been absolute dogshit all year and could technically be within 2-3 points of Liverpool, Chelsea and Leciester by the end of the season.

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    That was fucking delightful.

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    I love goals like that. Beckham against Birmingham has always been a fav

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    I bet there aren't many players who could have scored that. What a player.

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    I don't think Bruno Fernandes touched that. He obviously gets so many goal contributions that they assumed he did, like when divers don't get definite penalties because of their reputations.

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    Not that it matters, we're down, we're shit and we will lose this regardless, but how the fuck does VAR miss that? Cavani is about 2-3 yards offside.

    Actually looking forward to next season where games can simply be ruined by shit refereeing, not shit refereeing followed up by inadequate VAR reviewing it.

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    Ban those United fans who left early.

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    Another unbelievably shit home performance.

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    I would have left ages ago. The stewards will be on a right power trip not letting people out all at once.

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    Probably should have won it. Fans were deathly silent, like they were bored to be there. Weird game.

    Ridiculous season - won away at Liverpool, Everton and Leicester, drew away with Spurs, Arsenal and United, and yet we are 10 points adrift and relegated with 3 games to go.

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    Home and away is meaningless in the no-fan zeitgeist.

    It's really hard to get your head around that though, having spent however many years looking at tricky away fixtures etc.

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    Chelsea with only 8k fans, could they not shift another 2k tickets?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Home and away is meaningless in the no-fan zeitgeist.

    It's really hard to get your head around that though, having spent however many years looking at tricky away fixtures etc.
    True, but I'd have been shocked if we'd managed those results against those teams at home. Just a weird season where we performed fairly well as underdogs, and generally shit the bed when faced with teams in the lower half.

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    How’s Mike Dean given a free kick rather than a penalty there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    How’s Mike Dean given a free kick rather than a penalty there?
    And why is VAR not overruling it?

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    Werner

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    And again, lol.

    What a start this has been for Werner.

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    Werner must be in double figures for disallowed goals, the massive retard

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    The celebrations, especially with the fans here, after both of those made them so much sweeter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Liverpool?
    Yeah, but no.

    He'd obviously massively improve anyone he joined, but I'm not sure anyone has the gold to fuel the train, as you put it, least of all Liverpool and their transfer committee moneyball wankery.

    I don't really see how anyone is going to pay £150m(?) when Mbappe's kicking around on a 1 year contract and Haaland will be available for (relative) peanuts next summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    The celebrations, especially with the fans here, after both of those made them so much sweeter.
    Yep, the amount of false joy across these last two games for Chelsea.

    This has been really enjoyable - fans make all the fucking difference don’t they?

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    Martin Tyler is fuming.

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    Jorginho being Chelsea's top scorer in the Premiership with 7, all penalties, is criminal.

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    City don't need to be after Kane. They need some no nonsense defenders to sort out Brighton running riot on them.

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    Sir Alex Ferguson sounds as Scottish as he did in the nineties in this Gary Neville interview. He doesn't live there, so his brain must be damaged.

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    Leicester, as magnificent as they are, have blown this again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewis View Post
    Sir Alex Ferguson sounds as Scottish as he did in the nineties in this Gary Neville interview. He doesn't live there, so his brain must be damaged.
    Can’t be losing the best accent in the world

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    Werner will probably score about 30 goals next season. The nicest, slightly retarded, footballer you’ll ever see

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    Dias' propensity to go to ground in search of the block was fully shown up by Trossard there. The VVD (RIP) comparisons aren't going to age well when he's loaned out to Sean Dyche's Spurs.

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    Someone fucking slap down however much it takes for Bamford to hang up his boots and take up punditry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Dias' propensity to go to ground in search of the block was fully shown up by Trossard there. The VVD (RIP) comparisons aren't going to age well when he's loaned out to Sean Dyche's Spurs.
    It looks like on FIFA when you just keep spamming X.

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    Someone has petrol bombed Peter Lawwell's house.

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    I've just seen the excellent statistic that Jorginho is Chelsea's top league scorer and that all 7 are penalties.

    The Operation.

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    Back in the stadium for the first time in 6 months and Spurs are booing their team of at halftime?

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    Goal of the season. You can't teach that.

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    Striker's instinct.

    Also, Willock for England.

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    Hugo and his weak wrists should have saved it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Hugo and his weak wrists should have saved it.
    He probably wasn't expecting his Left-Back to turn into a backwards Roberto Carlos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    He probably wasn't expecting his Left-Back to turn into a backwards Roberto Carlos.
    He got a hand to it.

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    I’ve seen this chukwumeka lad play for 5 minutes and he’s already convinced me he should be starting ahead of nakamba, who didn’t looklike a professional footballer at all today.

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    Great attempt at a save from the Burnley ‘keeper there

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    Thiago has settled. About 10 months late but it gives me a chance to stock up on the kleenex for next season.

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    Nah. I’m not convinced. Good stats on paper but next to nothing in terms of influencing games.
    I'm a twit

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    Just watch every pass closely and then note the difference in its pace and how it automatically initiates progressive movement from its recipient compared to Gini's turgid rolls behind every target or any mere mortal frankly.

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    He’s quality, it’s shown in the last two games before today for sure.

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    Will Spurs, Everton and Arsenal all try and lose at the weekend to avoid the Conference League?

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    All the talk about Allison's header has led me to Mart Poom's awesome one.



    Like a freight train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mo View Post


    bet it took him fucking ages to get over to take that corner.




    Lol

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