Mohamed 'Mo' Salah is top Muslim with his anti-Zionism and plain wife he obviously batters. The others are nowhere.
Mohamed 'Mo' Salah is top Muslim with his anti-Zionism and plain wife he obviously batters. The others are nowhere.
"You think it's okay to put the flag on the pitch but the flames from the flag nearly got into this gantry and could have killed everyone here"
Antonio Valencia has retired, and it occurs to me that, after Wayne Rooney, he might have been United's best outfield player of that particular decade. Jesus. Who am I missing out? 2009 to 2019 (and half of it at right-back). There must be someone else.
Maybe Fellaini? For some reason he sticks out as an impact sub.
Van Persie?Originally Posted by Lewis
Not consistently across multiple seasons.
Could be Chris Smalling if you're covering the entire period. Otherwise, Rooney(09-14?) or Carrick(09-17).
Michael Carrick was pretty shit through the David Moyes/'LvG' years, albeit largely through no fault of his own in those crab-passing midfield toilets, and I seem to remember him having an off eighteen months during the victory years (specifically going missing in those Bayern Munich knock-out matches). Chris Smalling might be in there actually fucking hell what a crappy period.
Manchester United post-Sir Alex Ferguson dream team:
David de Gea
Antonio Valencia
Chris Smalling
Harry Maguire
Luke Shaw
Bruno Fernandes
Michael Carrick
Marcus Rashford
Jesse Lingard
Ashley Young
A progressively past-it Wayne Rooney
Zlatan should be in with a shout, no?
That was probably the worst goal we've ever conceded since 1905.
Bench:Manchester United post-Sir Alex Ferguson dream team:
David de Gea
Antonio Valencia
Chris Smalling
Harry Maguire
Luke Shaw
Bruno Fernandes
Michael Carrick
Marcus Rashford
Jesse Lingard
Ashley Young
A progressively past-it Wayne Rooney
'VdS'
Rafael
Trendy Lesbian
Andrew Herrera
van Persie
Nani
Zlatan
Paulp Ogba assman or something.
Edwin van der Sar was retired before the eligibility period, and Nani must have got about ten minutes under 'LvG'. My bollocks bench would be Sergio Romero, Rafael, one of the other centre-backs chosen at random, Ander Herrera, Juan Mata, Anthony Martial, and Marouane Fellaini.
I read '09-'19 upthread and went with that. If we're doing 13/14 onwards, Rojo is probably the defender I'd go with.
Another round down and all the boys doing the biz to keep Juve out of the too 4
Mon the gooners.
CHO is back to looking like a hopeless cunt.
Get fucked, Hamilton, you plastic pitch bastards.
It’s baffling how Chelsea are where they are when they look absolutely shite in the majority of their games.
Weaponised possession is useless if the bomb doesn't go off.
They probably never went away but ive noticed a few players are donning Lotto, Mizuno and Diadora boots.
It's like they have gone into Soccer Sports and took the boots off the rack at the front of the shop that nobody ever bought, but stole.
Top 4 is back in our own hands
Shame we have to play Rhys Williams tomorrow.
Until we beat City in the final and throw you out again.
I think that still means we go in. It needed Arsenal to win EL for scenes.
It's definitely Pogba for Lingard and Fernandes shifted to the 10.Manchester United post-Sir Alex Ferguson dream team:
David de Gea
Antonio Valencia
Chris Smalling
Harry Maguire
Luke Shaw
Bruno Fernandes
Michael Carrick
Marcus Rashford
Jesse Lingard
Ashley Young
A progressively past-it Wayne Rooney
Right wing should just be vacant.
I'll swap Paulp Ogba in if he does the business in a couple of weeks, since Lingard currently dons him (and everyone) on his finals performances. This has been his best season though, but then his only other consistent one was his first year back when 'Zlatan' fluffed about twenty xAssists.
They're doing it again. Coach is blocked.
Tyres popped
Get out and walk it.
The COVID-ridden corpse of Sadio has been laid to rest. We're gonna dick them 4-5.
"Tory Tory Man Utd"...the state of those thickos destroying the whole thing
Why are we putting out a full strength team when we're basically locked into second and have a final in 10 days?
I would think the answer to that is fairly obvious but it would be quite funny to see Big Nat Phillips accidentally end Fernandes.
Taz would have topped himself at the sight of Greenwood-Elanga-Amad running riot, so we’ve done this as a precautionary measure.
Cavani and Rashford against Rhys Williams suggests bloodbath. Hopefully we get shooting boots Salah and not that game he has where every chance falls to him and he scuffs them all.
United against a big team suggests snoozefest which feels 13 hours longer than it is.
'I like to see all the English teams do well in Europe.'
Another awesome goal contribution there.
What a finish from Nat Phillips.
I’d feel more at ease if we were 1-0 down.
Goal contribution, goal contribution
He sets up own goals, he takes set pieces
His stats are fucking padded
That's not a pen.
What is Bailly meant to do in regards to the "follow through"?
Special play from Pogba on that second, from the stupid foul to the piss poor marking.
Our Bobby!
Parking up at Old Trafford with our banter 5th and 6th choice CBs and missing our captain and still absolutely shitting on them even with a bent ref. Almost all the TTH Utd cretins here to see it and take turns tongueing my shaft too. We eating good today.
What a manOur Bobby!
Unless I'm just forgetting it's been a while since we let one in from a raking ball to the back post but at the start of the year it felt like about half our goals were that.
Been properly shit since that first fifteen minutes or so.
How have the teams conspired to let Liverpool finish top four
Our performance yesterday was full-on negligence. Literally gifted it to them.
My TV must have glitched there because it looked like Rashford hit it with his left rather than fannying about fucking endlessly to get it on his right.
This triple threat commentary team always screws with my brain in Manchester v Liverpool. Can't they just have one of Neville/Carragher doing it and the other in the studio? Will the people of the spurned city really rise up in rebellion?
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