Pereira first sub. If Cancelo or Foden aren't rested someone spread my ashes in the saunas when they reopen.
Edit: all rests just on Foden actually
Pereira first sub. If Cancelo or Foden aren't rested someone spread my ashes in the saunas when they reopen.
Edit: all rests just on Foden actually
Last edited by Don; 03-04-2021 at 01:33 PM.
Bamford captain what was I thinking...
Hopefully Kane scores 10.
I'm a twit
Torres coming on is like a CL Final goal for Liverpool here. Don't you fucking dare chuck a third attacker on with game finished, you cock.
lll
That's your fault for calling him out you fucking twat.
Any chance that fucking Nazi keeps Jota benched? Not with those African cunts' travels. And won't be Son, Kane or Watkins. Fuck me the seethe.
Son on the bench, there is still hope!
Although he's also bound to make a seethe inducing 5 minute cameo.
Son is my captain too. This week would almost be like it was manufactured to incite the most seethe if it wasn't for my Liv boys. Spurs ending the game within 30 mins and subsequently resting Son would be some scenes.
Kane as VC. Just the 35 point swing resting in Jose's hands. He isn't a melt like Pep so there is definite hope.
Why is Bale not playing again?
The obligatory 89th minute 1 pointer.
Serves you right, you Portuguese fuck.
36 points. I have completely fucked the 2nd half of the season up almost beyond recognition.
KDB (c) benched.
Oh Stuart
Not even a token min for KDB for the cunts like MJ.
Dallas my saving grace.
DCL as my VC...hmm.
Starting to think maybe Salah captain wasn't the one.
Textbook. It only works if you truly believe it.
Hardly vindication.
If Alonso stays on the bench I get Dallas in.
For some reason I've tinkered with my midfield (to get Kane in) and I've overlooked Lingard in the process.
Holding my third sub with 8 as well.
Doubt I'm alone with triple captain on Kane this gameweek.
Decided last night to swap captain from Kane to Sonaldo
I miss December-February.
I went Son and although it may not seem great, the late injury for Kane will hopefully have him sit out Southampton which should bring the two largely level.
I did not see that Kane got injured. That makes me feel slightly better.
I was sitting fully smug having taken a 4 point hit for this coming week and knowing not having any Leicester, Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea boys was the sort of sexy differential that put me in sensational position to attack the GW after next. Unfortunately, this Utd-Liverpool spanner has seriously harmed it. Tomorrow's lineup will inform us but I suspect AWB, Maguire and Bruno are going to have to be considered as in with a serious chance of starting all 3, right?
Absolutely. Ole hates changing the team and those are 3 of those that seem to never get rotated, Rashford & now Henderson too.
I can't be affording Bruno (both points-wise and the reputational damage of getting that tramp in) but Rashford and Maguire look worthy additions, especially when what's -4 if you think they start all 3. Hopefully both see not a single minute tomorrow.
I've caved and sold Son for Rashford. Which means that I now have 13 players with a double or triple gameweek but I also have Kane. No idea if I should bench him or not. He probably has a higher potential for points in a single game than the likes of Holding, Saka or Alonso have in two.
Has a triple game week ever happened before?
Was close to captaining Bruno but the Sigurdsson DIFFERENTIAL has seen me hold firm. Come on you Toffees!
I’ve also bench boosted.
I'm a twit
I think Maguire and Henderson are the only players that start all 3.
Do we captain Rashford then?
Triple captain triple game week?
Their fixtures are pretty shitty so even if we felt any Utd boys were guaranteed to start all 3, they still seem inferior to Salah or Jota/Zaha/Gylfi differentials.
My only other choices were DCL or Nacho Novo.
I've had Alonso for ages. Gave up on him now for Castagne. Ofcourse he gets the start and now scores
It's going reasonably well so far, bar Schmeical, Mount and Cancelo...
Dallas, Son and Bamford all out this week
Benched Nat Phillips and Watkins (in favour of Ruben Dias and Ferran Torres).
Think they might have outscored the actual team.
Only 1 more week of pain to endure. Absolutely relentless misery this season which bodes well for me next year given my superb xPTS.
Had a fucking shocker. My bench alone made more than half what my entire team did. Shite.
Team got 34, bench got 27.