May football: Southend United relegated (nearly)

**Shindig** · 06-05-2021, 06:09 PM

Finished up the season review and I think I'd rather blame the woodwork for us losing out. Tino was fine but we might've done better if we left Beardsley up front with Ferdinand instead of sticking Peter out wide. The points dropped against Forest and Blackburn were horrific, though. How someone didn't put their foot through in the build up to Fenton's second, I'll never know. Batty's complete air shot setting up Woan just looks cursed.

Barely changed the side all year which probably had something to do with it, as well.

**Don** · 06-05-2021, 06:27 PM

What's this Arsenal midfield 2 of ESR and Partey about?

**Danny** · 06-05-2021, 07:26 PM

You obviously cant take Roma too lightly but I am not sure why Shaw and Bruno are starting when we have a 4 goal lead.

**Ian** · 06-05-2021, 07:32 PM

Because the alternative is making changes and resting players and why on Earth would you do a mad thing like that?

**Sir Andy Mahowry** · 06-05-2021, 07:40 PM

Cavani is a bit good and I'm happy to say that I was wrong in regards to signing him.

**Ian** · 06-05-2021, 07:41 PM

Same.

I mean, I still suspect Woodward didn't know what the fuck he was doing and just signed the most famous available attacker but he's been great for us.

**randomlegend** · 06-05-2021, 07:46 PM

Just seen this posted in response to Havertz's little bit of fun time wasting last night.

**Shindig** · 06-05-2021, 07:48 PM

I'm amazed he can generate that kind of power.

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 07:50 PM

Lee Trundle would be a viral superstar these days. He invented Goals, Skills & Assists.

**phonics** · 06-05-2021, 07:51 PM

Villarreal are absolutely rancid and we’re not good enough to beat them by 2 goals.

**phonics** · 06-05-2021, 07:53 PM

At my local Chinese in Swansea they had a list what I assume was ‘regulars’ next to the till/phone. Most of them were in Chinese and then the address in English. The only name not in Chinese characters? Lee Trundle.

**Lofty** · 06-05-2021, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by phonics

Villarreal are absolutely rancid and we’re not good enough to beat them by 2 goals.

Good job we only need one eh.

Though the fannying around at the back is a bit hairy, Aubameyang looking a bit ropey with his finishing.

**phonics** · 06-05-2021, 07:57 PM

What was that ad about joining in the fight against racism by searching and reporting bad tweets.

**randomlegend** · 06-05-2021, 08:18 PM

Is that *Blink182 they played in the stadium when Roma scored?

**Ian** · 06-05-2021, 08:20 PM

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 08:21 PM

One for Fred's titantron.

**Ian** · 06-05-2021, 08:22 PM

Get Fatty Shaw back on.

**randomlegend** · 06-05-2021, 08:23 PM

De Gea playing like it's 2016 or we'd have let in about 8 already.

**Kikó** · 06-05-2021, 08:29 PM

Ridiculous superkeeper cheat by DDG.

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 08:50 PM

Is Paut Orres any good? He looks like Victor Lindelof could batter him.

**Don** · 06-05-2021, 08:56 PM

That's the last time Arsenal appear in European competition for quite some time.

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 08:58 PM

**Kikó** · 06-05-2021, 08:58 PM

European final for the binman. Come on the ballot.

**Lofty** · 06-05-2021, 08:59 PM

Good Ebening.

Glad to see Taz's reverse midas touch meaning Arsenal will win the league, champions league and world club cup in the following 5 years, like Liverpool after they went completely out of europe.

**Jimmy Floyd** · 06-05-2021, 09:03 PM

Arsenal TV killed Claude for this. There should be a public inquiry.

**Manc** · 06-05-2021, 09:04 PM

Emery absolutely loves that trophy. Bless him.

**Don** · 06-05-2021, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by Lofty

Good Ebening.

Glad to see Taz's reverse midas touch meaning Arsenal will win the league, champions league and world club cup in the following 5 years, like Liverpool after they went completely out of europe.

Even football thread randomers trying to take me down

I'm fucking massive.

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 09:18 PM

Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd

Arsenal TV killed Claude for this. There should be a public inquiry.

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At least they're giving him a state funeral.

**Lofty** · 06-05-2021, 09:21 PM

Fucking hell

**Shindig** · 06-05-2021, 09:33 PM

Really attack that roundabout, lads.

**Spikey M** · 06-05-2021, 09:59 PM

I missed that twat dying. Did he do himself in after he was outed as a racist?

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 10:28 PM

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rekt

**Lewis** · 06-05-2021, 10:29 PM

That's Claude's coffin he's leaning on.

**Ian** · 06-05-2021, 11:29 PM

I thought it was very magnanimous of the Super League's Manchester United to give little Roma their night to shine on our march to the final.

Truly a force for good

**niko_cee** · 07-05-2021, 05:08 PM

UK government advising against fans travelling to Turkey for the CL final.

lol

Can they just get on with moving it to Wembley, or, I guess if it needs a more ethnic turk feeling maybe Ashburton Grove?

**Jimmy Floyd** · 07-05-2021, 05:43 PM

Two legs. One at Hyde Utd, one at Kingstonian. 3,000 fans at each, covid safe, job's a good un.

**Ian** · 07-05-2021, 05:45 PM

I think it's safest to play it behind closed doors.

Preferably don't even televise it.

**Waffdon** · 07-05-2021, 08:24 PM

How are Leicester throwing it away again. Liverpool and West Ham for top four

**phonics** · 07-05-2021, 08:46 PM

It's almost like Brendan Rodgers coaching style peaks in the early-mid season.

**Danny** · 07-05-2021, 08:48 PM

Even based on this thread I wasnt expecting that score

**Shindig** · 07-05-2021, 09:01 PM

I didn't even know we were playing. Those are the best surprises.

**Don** · 07-05-2021, 09:44 PM

Don't fuck this up. Start VVD.

**Reg** · 08-05-2021, 10:56 AM

Drama!

Atletico 76 pts
R Madrid 74
Barcelona 74
Sevilla 70

And they all play each other this weekend. Woof.

Also Rooney's Derby against Sheffield Wednesday at 12:30. Last round of the Championship, with at least one to be relegated.

**Magic** · 08-05-2021, 11:44 AM

Dallas is unreal.

**Lewis** · 08-05-2021, 12:52 PM

Is Wayne Rooney a useless manager or are Derby just that much of a shithouse outfit?

**Don** · 08-05-2021, 01:11 PM

Rooneh, the thick twat, getting relegated thanks to Darren Moore. You love to see these wankers be shown up for the nepotistic cretins they are.

**Alex** · 08-05-2021, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Magic

Dallas is unreal.

Our player of the season? There are a few candidates, but he's edging it for me.

We were brilliant today. Without Phillips are Raphinha for the majority of it too. Ran them off the park. Alioski was fantastic, probably his best performance in a Leeds shirt. He was everywhere.

**Waffdon** · 08-05-2021, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by Lewis

Is Wayne Rooney a useless manager or are Derby just that much of a shithouse outfit?

Bottom when he took over

**Don** · 08-05-2021, 01:37 PM

Dirty bastard

mo · 08-05-2021, 01:40 PM

Derby stay up, Taz is on fire.

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