Pleased to say that a 24 year old 'wannabe tree surgeon' has been arrested this morning after the police found 'several chainsaws and wood chippings' in his car.
Pleased to say that a 24 year old 'wannabe tree surgeon' has been arrested this morning after the police found 'several chainsaws and wood chippings' in his car.
With that evidence, he's got no chance. Probably missing a finger or thumb as well.
"It's for my youtube channel." They'll say as they're taken down.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...aud-Japan.html
Other than the one who bought him the suit they're all cheapskates.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-56888938
Just send the SAS in ffs.
She's no use as a spy now, everyone knows who she is.
More? You fucking killed him to go on a free holiday now you want more money off people?
Let's all post a hundred times each over the weekend.
My daughters school is doing that Captain Tom Day today. They all have to do something 100 times and the parents all get to sponsor them.
Fuck sake. He's an old geezer that went for a walk and fucked off on holiday. Get out of my face.
From good southern folk too. The scouseification of the nation continues apace.
"Once again we are asking some other schlubs to do all the legwork while we take the credit." Get fucked.
I'm not sure if Judi Dench saying she's going to eat 100 Maltesers is a piss take or not.
It' safe to say he's the third face on Mount Griefmore. Him, Maddie and Diana.
AFL at it again
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/tea...159a45921028eaIn a team photo still up on Instagram on Monday evening, players Jack Redden, Alex Witherden and Jamaine Jones all made an upside-down three-finger OK gesture.
I know of women who have bought that detox tea. Lolol
Not satire.
.It seems almost certain that Sky News Australia will rebrand as Fox News in the coming months, if not weeks, according to multiple sources
https://tvblackbox.com.au/page/2021/...id=47039&=1
https://www.theguardian.com/technolo...tax-luxembourg
"Amazon’s revenues have soared under the pandemic while our high streets struggle, yet it continues to shift its profits to tax havens like Luxembourg to avoid paying its fair share of tax.
It's got no profits, love, that's the point.
It's almost as if Guardian journalists don't understand what 'revenue' means.
This is why accountants are the truly evil people, but no one ever seems to get this.
It's quite funny that some random woman from Stoke pays more tax than Amazon probably do globally.
*Income tax. Apparently they employ 40K of UK staff so they're still paying PAYE tax.
That's nice of them.
Amazon aren't paying that tax, the people doing the work they are being paid for are. Amazon may be paying them, but that's not the same.
VAT's probably a better shout on the revenue collection front, but again, who is actually paying there?
Employer's NICs #amazonarethegoodguys
I find all this stuff hilarious.
The tax system isn't fit to cope with these uber-corporations that don't seem to care as much about profits in the traditional sense, but no one is ever going to change that, because capitalism.
America have been proposing a removal of low tax havens which could make a difference but the UK would never give up their sweet sweet offshore locations.
And the US wouldn't give up Delaware or any of their Caribbean island strongholds, the Europeans Luxembourg and Lichtenstein, or Ireland. Everyone wants rid of 'tax havens', just not their tax havens, everyone else's tax havens. The existence of low tax regimes is not the problem as much as the ability to offshore your business away from its actual revenue base and or the byzantine tax systems which allow armies of accountants to effectively subvert public policy at all and every level in perpetuity, forever.
*accountants and lawyers, in fairness.
How about 'kill all accountants'?
I'd lose about 5 friends in the cull but it might be worth it.
I'm okay with the accountant cull.
Anyone from within Financial Services IMHO.
They provide dirt cheap products to you. What else do you need?
*unless it increases the cost of my Prime subscription.
Anyone who thinks the United States setting global tax rates is a good idea should be forcibly sterilised.
It doesn't sound very Capitalist or American. Almost Soviet, actually.
The Guardian paid no corporate tax in 2020, and when it sold Autotrader in 2008 it shifted the money to the Caymans in order to avoid paying any tax. But go off on how Amazon should've been taxed on "sales income"...
It would be like the gold standard on AIDS. We would be better off joining the Axis of Evil.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-56978344
That's the 2nd time their failure to extend The Maginot Line to the sea has cost them.
The Maginot Line did its job. It was everything else that didn't.
Extending it to the sea would just have fucked the Belgians more and made the Dutch even bigger Nazis.
Building it across your allies' border wouldn't have been a good look though.
The idea was to defend the interior/easy to invade bits against rapid invasion and mass French troops in the North for defence/counter-attack against another Schlieffen Plan wheeling around to Paris, which is essentially what happened, but they just got battered. The Italians attacked the fortifications in the south and got nothing out of them, and the Americans used a few in early-1945 against German counter-attacks and they chewed them to bits.
They worked in the south because it was Italians attacking them. Then again the French didn't do themselves a lot of favours in the North by ignoring their own reconnaissance and citing their headquarters in a chateau without any radio (again). They could have built the thing a thousand miles long and the Wermacht would still have been in Paris by teezeit.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-56910393
Extend The Maginot Line around these cunts immediately.
Sod the Maginot Line, what about the power lines.
The sort of tinpot behaviour you'd expect of failed states like the Ruskis, friends and neighbours eh?
I'm at the Écréhous right now with a BB gun. Bring it on.
You'll have taken northern France by sunset with that sort of firepower.