Prince William has about as good a shaped head as you could want for baldness, and he can grow a solid beard, but he chooses to bowl around looking like he does. Maybe nobody has ever walked him through it properly.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Prince William has about as good a shaped head as you could want for baldness, and he can grow a solid beard, but he chooses to bowl around looking like he does. Maybe nobody has ever walked him through it properly.
I don't know who the best looking bald man really is, but it will be a black man. White people can't get close to them when it comes to rocking baldness.
Women like men in a different way to how men like men (I observe), which makes me think that the purest way for a straight man to understand women would be to look at what lesbians are looking for in a partner, something that is way outside my bounds of understanding.
The constant threat of domestic violence.
That story is bollocks, paid for by a hair transplant company (Big Hair?): https://twitter.com/danbarker/status...806289411?s=20
The Starmer vids are decent. From what I can tell, he slips into a pub after being confronted by an Anti-Lockdown don only to then realise the geezer is the landlord
Like something out of The Thick of It
I properly lol'd at that yesterday.
The landlord is a bellend, but Starmer doesn't come out of that looking too good by having his minder fight the mean shouty man so he could retreat.
Lolled at "bring David Cameron back I say"
In the end he actually handled it quite well insofar as he spoke to him and told him he disagreed with him, but the Labour Party have made themselves look stupid trying to say the landlord was spouting the dreaded 'misinformation' (that awful doctor woman they have said he was a 'denier'). Bring John Prescott back I say(!).
Ironically if Starmer had just lamped laddo his poll ratings likely would have rocketed, so 2 Jags knew his audience.
Johnny Mercer trailing his resignation all day, like the shithead self-publicist he is, and then just getting sacked is seriously lol-worthy. Alright he's right in what he's moaning about, but what can you do.
Laurence Fox's London mayor campaign going well as he is currently polling at 1% along with Count Binface.
Brian Rose is the fascinating one among the minor candidates. I drove past his battle bus yesterday, and there are huge billboards of him (wearing a very wide tie) all over London. Why? You're on 2%, mate.
a mate of mine:
Also, he's, like, American. Not just a bit American. Completely American.
lol out loud at absolutely everyone who thought Lawrence Fox was a viable anything. He is clearly an idiot (in the actual sense of not knowing anything at all, rather than just being a social idiot like many politicians), and I can still see him renouncing it all as a mental health wobble within a couple of years when the reality hits him.
Having just seen the polling I would vote Brian Rose for a laugh. Sadiq Khan has been a shit mayor by any objective measure (this is a job remember that Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson managed not to fuck up for a full sixteen years), but Shaun Bailey is one of the most useless people in the country, so he must be lolling his head off. Non-alcoholic drinks round Babar Ahmad's gaff.
Why is Khan shit?
Old Sadiq is one of the rare cases where the dog whistlers are correct. Horrible little shit.
The two main things that the Mayor of London actually has the power to influence are transport, which was pissing money even before the kung flu blew it to pieces, and crime, which... Short of just abolishing all of these wanky little ego positions I think there is a case for giving the mayor a lot more power just to see how big a fucking mess Labour could make of it, like how Los Angeles is deliberately run as a hellhole.
@igor_balis you that mate winning the internet
I got a flyer through earlier from the "Scottish Family Party" which on the name alone got lolnoped into the bin.
My friend sent me a related thing so I've looked up their polices and they sound a top bunch of lads.
How am I only just hearing about these people?
Pity about the lyrics really, as his bass runs are A+.
I saw a brief clip of Question Time yesterday, and what are we doing allowing a Canadian to come here and co-lead a party trying to break the country up? She should be given a day to produce her Scottish passport or be deported.
That is up there with the stupidest things any politician has ever said. 'This is only being talked about because the UK government has decided to leave the EU'. Yeah. And because of that...
At this point I think we should cut them loose just so that awful woman can shut up about it.
Deadly Dom cruising around dropping bodies tonight, he really is the GOAT.
I mean, the border can create jobs by sheer security alone. And they need a Greggs, a Costa and a WH Smiths for the waiting room. And someone to clean said waiting room. PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS NEED ROOMS.
Dom's blog posts are always good value.
Henry Newman seems like a right little nonce.
Well then...
This whole story is hilarious. How do you get elected in the wake of the Expenses scandal and think this won't get out.
He's an actual idiot and/or just thinks he's above the hoi polloi.
Deadly Dom torpedoing this government would be hilarious.
Dom is massively winning me over. Absolute masterclass in trolling.
The "pile the bodies high" stuff is quality.
The Conservative Party will shuffle him and his brass and her gay little crew into retirement next year. Let him [and Matt Hancock] take the fall for any shite that emerges once we start shaking all of the wank off, and then put your savings into Cuban heels and forced perspective futures.
To paraphrase Malcolm Tucker, Boris is unfuckable. His image of buffonery and the general political malaise in the wake of the never ending culture wars mean I reckon he could get away with some seriously heinous shit on camera and still get away with it.
Keir 'Sir Keir Starmer' Starmer going on the telly and saying 'It's not about who is and isn't emperor, it's about...' and finishing third.
Starmer looking utterly crestfallen as his New New Labour crumble to a more humiliating defeat than Corbyn without Brexit to fall back on as excuse will be a silver lining.
'We're not New Labour. We're not Old Labour. We're just Labour.'
*wins ten marginals and calls it a success*
Genuinely thickest bloke in media.
It's one of the most foul words in the dictionary but having seen John Lewis furniture be described as 'aspirational' by whatever foul cunt on twitter has truly marked a nadir for humanity.