Social ass bitches.
https://www.ukgeographics.co.uk/blog...-a-b-c1-c2-d-e
It's an awful sociological thing that wonks and marketing people love to use.
Jim'll Paint It is in some hot bother with the royalists. He put up a picture featuring the Duke earlier in the week. Out of respect he replaced him with The Count and that's upset some thumb-sucking flag fuckers.
+1 for not watching 'normal' tv, or owning one for that matter.
Gogglebox and The Circle are on tonight. Channel 4 - good guys.
Pints at McLean’s house
Someone asked.
Somebody at my work never misses a chance to remind everyone he doesn't own a computer, which I think is because he knows he looks like a child molester.
I just never used it, honest.
I re-up the license every year but barely watch any actual television outside of World Cup / Euro / Olympics.
BBC front page sub-headline reads 'An Extraordinary Man Who Led an Extraordinary Life'.
I love his lol comments as much as the next person, but how is he extraordinary?
As opposed to an ordinary man living an ordinary life?
He'd be fuming.
An ordinary bloke living an extraordinary life, I reckon. He was banging prozzies all over the world in the war and then the Queen. Let's not go downplaying it either.
I mean, the obituary the BBC have sums it up well.
Born into royalty, fled his home country after his father was overthrown and sentenced to death, joined the Navy in his adoptive country, only to end up fighting against his own relatives, then he married the queen and spunked his bloodline back into royalty.
Fairs fair, like.
Morning TV is asking will Harry and Meghan attend the funeral?
Relatives only.
"Wait in the car, Meghan."
'It's me Oprah! It was me all along, Oprah!'
Philip to orchestrate a car crash from beyond the grave
In memory of Philip no darkies allowed.
I don't understand people lolling at some of his questionable quotes. Everyone's grandads at least a little bit racist.
Hope the queen's doing alright.
I'm a twit
She’ll cope I reckon. Somehow.
My dad used to tell me. Never cry any tears over any dead white boy.
Nothing like a real feel good motto to live your life to.
I hear that in the voice of Patrick Trueman and it touches my soul.
Now DMX as well. I hope the BBC replace all programming for the rest of the day with "X Gon Give It To Ya" on a loop.
You wonder how prepared some of these responses have been. Have the radio stations had a Queen passing away playlist and plans that they're now testing out? I quite like the focus and relative silence on everything else going on, brings a bit of restpite from the noise.
It will have been prepared for years. They'll have the same ready to go for Lizzy Lizard and probably Charles too.
They have them prepared for most major celebrities and run occasionally drills to test them with presenters etc.
Yep, seems so...
Two minutes silence? Fuck that.
Poor cunts.Anne Yearsley, 82, from Waltham St Lawrence in Berkshire, has brought her grandchildren Cordelia, 10, and Sherlock, six, to Windsor Castle.
That boy can't wait for her to die
Cordelia and Sherlock. Fucking hell.
"Get your military coat, Sherlock."
"She's not wearing one."
"Get. Your. Fucking. Coat."
Australia is mourning the soft cunts.
Just spoke to my mom who said they have cut off her soaps for this dead prince.
And when they come back, they'll have an episode where everybody comments on it.
Can't wait to hear Danny Dyer say what a Proppa good geezer he was.
Watching the Leeds highlights now and realised they didn't turn the fake crowd off for the minute's silence.
The cricket authorities have just informed us that all clubs have to cease their matches for an hour (3-4pm) next Saturday as a mark of respect to the Duke. I would lol, but we're not even allowed inside the building at the moment, so they're basically asking us to stop, have a minute's silence, then sit outside for an hour doing fuck all before carrying on with the game. I very much doubt it's what he would have wanted.