Harvey Barnes was one of the chaps I brought in for an 8 point hit
Harvey Barnes was one of the chaps I brought in for an 8 point hit
Getting to the point where I don’t want to play next season cos it’s starting to depress me how shite I am and how every decision turns out to be a bad one. Dickheads in my league with triple captain Son. Eat a dick!
I'm a twit
Started with 3 shit months but the following 3 have been good for me.
9th best scorer in December in our league, 5th for January and currently the top scorer for February.
Currently on 54 with this week with Emi Martinez, AWB, Stones, Son, Sterling, Foden, Fernandes (C), DCL x2, Keane x2, Mitchell (maybe not) and Watkins to play.
Losing Harvey Barnes for his second game and Pep not using Sterling on the weekend is a shitter but I've played by Bench Boost at the right time I feel.
Triple captain Harvey Barnes not going brilliantly so far but I've sent a couple of faith healers and a shaman to the intensive care ward at Leicester Hospital so hopefully he'll at least make it through the night.
Need DCL to score a hat trick or something otherwise my season is done for.
Keane disallowed goal
Pep is a fucking nonce.
Five points total from three City players (Foden, Sterling, Cancelo) in a double game week.
13 from my trio purely because of John Stones.
You think you have Pep and his rotation sorted and then you realise he probably does this to spite FPL players.
The only player safe from rotation is Ederson.
I only had Cancelo but he can gtf too. Foden/Gundogan would be worth a punt if they weren't liable to a cameo when benched but as is, only Ederson, KDB and Dias are solid picks and only KDB is worth the price.
15 from Dias/Foden/Silva. Was always going to be risky, but I really thought Foden would play more after his Liverpool performance.
This is gearing up to be another shocking week. I was last in Feb manager of month in a league I was 2nd in. Shite.
I forgot to change my team.
It means Harvey Barnes isn't available (but Michael Keane will come in) and Bruno is my captain instead of one of the City boys (although none will play in both matches because of Pep).
Fairly sure 60% of the posts in this thread are mahow telling us he forgot to change his team.
Second highest scorer in TTH for February...
Schmeicunt for Martinez last 2 weeks.
Tempted to ditch Salah. Knee jerk reaction?
He's gone.
18 points for me so far, Ings was my banker and is fucking injured. Cunt.
I see my cunning plan of captaining Dias for the double gameweek is really paying off. I really cannot seem to get anything right this season.
Man City should be banned from double GW's.
Foden fully trolling my captain selection of him and setting up all the usual suspects whilst missing about 10 sitters. Just call it an end already.
I captained him too and he's taken me over 100 points for the week tonight, don't knock it.
Do United have any strikers this weekend? I have Fernandes as captain, but if he’s got James and Diallo for company against West Ham then I’m a little hesistant to back him.
Alternative options are limited, though. Surely Villa are guaranteed a clean sheet against Newcastle tonight in which case Martinez is as good a candidate as any.
I thought about that, but I'm sticking with Fernandes purely because as soon as any twat dives over someone he's got a penalty kick.
The Liverpool train is restarting this week (he says once again), get back on the Salah/TAA/Jota[/Phillips] bandwagon and don't look back.
Wild carded. Fucked off the double Man City defence for a double Man City midfield and got myself 10 playing for gameweek 29.
Triple Aston Villa defence.
What’s even the point of next week?
I'm a twit
I did not forget to change my team this week.
Out when Stones and Barnes for Dias and Raphinha.
Raphinha and Martinez starting over Watkins and Meslier have hurt me though as has Pep benching Sterling and Foden yet again.
Not sure what to do this coming GW.
I have 6 playing (although Bamford and Son have knocks) and only 1 transfer this week.
I do have a wildcard but I like my team right now.
Might just make a transfer and hope 7 can cobble together a semi-respectable score.
Bamford and Son are likely out so what you can do this GW is duly accept my full girth
Four 0-0s, I will be gutted when I only get 9 points to Taz's 14.
I’m just pretending this GW isn’t happening, then it’s full steam ahead next week with Aguero in.
I'm a twit
Neves, KDB and Cancelo not playing?
Decided to not make any changes to my team and hope my 5 dickheads (6 if Son can somehow recover) can salvage something semi-decent from this week.
Bamford with a nice start.
There was a game tonight?
I've managed 8 apps this week and already on 9 points thanks to having both the participants in that goal. Need to launch a computer equivalent for FF (although I think James had one didn't he?) and win it next year.
I've used my free hit this week, despite spending the last 4 weeks putting Spurs and Villa players in my team in preparation for this week. Bottled it in the end.
Only the 61 with about 5 to play, you dirty dirty immigrants
I had Trossard in until going full Brighton defence, so at least they kept a clean sheet.
Could really do with Grealish not playing tomorrow.
27 for me so far.
50 for me. Trossard captain crew signing in.
Lol Cresswell.
Cresswell is a nonce.
22 with captain Watkins and hopefully (no chance) Son to play.
I was hoping to scrape 30 but I'm not so confident.
Taking -4 for Bale(c).