Surely Haaland wouldn't join United out of principal?
Should demand 300k a week and an apology from Roy.
Surely Haaland wouldn't join United out of principal?
Should demand 300k a week and an apology from Roy.
He's probably a functioning retard so give Paulp Ogba a fat new contract and it all falls into place.
He'll join us to fill the spot Saint Maximin leaves when he goes to Liverpool. 40 goals in the Championship, second only to Joelinton scoring smashing Andy Cole's record in a single game with 50 against Bristol Rovers.
Who says I can't dream big?
That's goal of the season right there.
Errrr, did you not see Fernandes' penalty earlier?
The City loss means Liverpool are still in the title hunt.
Totally agree. Need a younger version of Cavani and/or winger who isn't a forward (is this the English lad at Dortmund?) We are also desperate for a dynamic midfielder (don't know if this would be vdb) so it's not matic coming on and really not Fred starting. But really can't see big money being spent with the growing debt and gap in match day related revenue.
In theory this is the summer to be spending big money because everything is going to be written off financial fair play until crowds are back at full capacity across the continent. You could spend two-hundred [plus] million on Haaland and Sancho (and sell it as bringing them over together) and balance it out along the line.
Was Donny van de Beek opportunistically bought on the assumption that Paulp Ogba would be going this coming summer? I got the feeling Bruno Fernandes was only bought because they thought he was going in 2020, which he probably would have done without everything; but now if he wants to stay it throws things out a bit. Then again you could probably play all three of them if your front three was shit hot and actually balanced across the width of the pitch instead of crowding the centre.
Please don’t tell me both commentators are going to be women too. What the fuck is this
What are we talking about? I can sense I need to be outraged and disgusted but it would help to know where to channel it to. Fucking women.
Celebrating international women’s day by having all the pundits, presenter and co-commentator as a female
Look at these cunts being made to press as a cohesive unit by a nazi cunt to incredible effect. Time and tide wait for no man.
https://www.theguardian.com/football...premier-league
I don't think there's anything in here that I don't hate.
Agnelli's monobrow might be top of the list.
All of it's hideously terrible, but he really does save the best until last.
And how long do the last six holes take, I hear you ask? Is that 'about ninety minutes', you hear me answer?Agnelli also stressed that football must think of ways to attract younger viewers in an increasingly crowded marketplace. “We could imagine a subscription for the last 15 minutes of a specific game,” he said. “The attention span of today’s kids and tomorrow’s spenders is completely different to the one I had when I was their age.
“If you take golf, if it’s interesting at all, it’s only the last six holes on the final day. You are not going to watch the whole thing on the TV unless you are a hardcore fan.”
Trying to attract younger viewers by making a golf analogy.
Also, 90 minutes of golf feels like about 100 hours of real world time.
This is the order of best spectator sports.
1. Golf
2. Long form snooker
3. Downhill skiing
Only the true elite can handle these truths.
I will allow you skiing.
Let the young viewers do what they do. They watch football through FIFA Ultimate team. They dont watch real world games anymore.
Joachim Loew is having one last Scratch and Sniff at the Euro's this year.
It's unclear how The Germans will source their next deviant.
https://tickets.rangers.co.uk/PagesP...ctSubType=STAR
Ł7.10 for a 110g Dairy Milk with a Rangers wrapper, anyone?
I don't think Biathlon on Eurosport when I was 12 will ever be topped when it comes to spectator sport.
We're up to our knees in Milkybar
Surrender or you'll die
The best Eurosport sport, which is to say the most unintelligible yet still followable, was sumo.
I once went to a talk by Jeff Stelling (bear with me here) and he said that when he worked for Eurosport back in the good old days, you were basically sent to a broom cupboard in Paris for a week at a time, given a tiny screen, and had to just commentate live for the English edition over whatever pictures they chucked on the French version, and you wouldn't know what was coming. So if fencing came on, he'd just go 'Fantastic! Look at that! En garde!' or whatever for twenty minutes, praying for them to pull it and chuck the ski jumping back on.
I'd watch the French shit if I wanted to hear "En Garde", Stelling, you cunt.
Sounds mint, to be fair. I think they had a specialist in for the stuff like Sumo but it could've just been Jack Burnicle doing a funny voice.
The refs have got a serious job on now in the Juve game.
Haaland absolutely fisting Seville here. Like a 6th former playing with the U12s
That's a cracking finish.
Taz is gonna be seething.
So Haaland scored but VAR ruled it out for a foul.
VAR also deemed that Dortmund should have a penalty for an incident in the box a minute before.
Haaland then missed the penalty but VAR let him re-take as the keeper was off his line.
Haaland scores the penalty...
Jimmy called it after the first leg. Absolute disgrace. They wouldn't be doing that to fucking BLM but a softly spoken Muzzie up against the Ronaldo brand? It's a freebie.
1 more joke club added to the mix for next leg, hopefully we get them if we go through.
Get fucked Juve.
Start the waterworks, Ronny.
Ronaldo jumped and turned with that free kick too
This match has been mental.
That was such an intense last 5 mins. Such a shame no crowd. My boy missing first leg
Juventus wasting two years of Ronaldo's career with bums in charge. He should sue them.
Italy would be a much better country if the whole Agnelli family just died.
Gianni Agnelli being one of the all-time top geezers appears to have completely nobbled the lineage, like Prussia getting a century of wallies after Frederick the Great.