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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I guarantee that her boyfriend is a million leagues below her and would support her in genociding his whole family for a tit-out hand-job.
    Good deal.

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    My arm hurts, and I feel like I have a mild hangover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I guarantee that her boyfriend is a million leagues below her and would support her in genociding his whole family for a tit-out hand-job.
    I had a look at her twitter for confirmation but it was too shite to trawl. 50% moans about neighbouring flat noise. One highlight being an admission she tried and failed to write a book in the last lockdown so this time round she is writing a 'fictitious blog'

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    TBF, my misses is terrified of getting covid and the long variant as it would massively affect her work (sense of taste and smell is pretty important in wine).

    I also love cardigans on the beach.

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    Cardigan only I could support, if you had the body to pull it off. This fella though has a navy cardigan (XS), a skinny white tee and a little brass pendant with her name carved into it. Cheaper than it looks. Black jean shorts with deck shoes, even though he has calves like dental flossers. They got an ice cream each but each paid for their own separately, with coins, and she binned hers before the end as she was worried about the calories. He brought a book and held it up a lot but didn't read it. Spent most of the afternoon brushing the sand off his feet and wondering if she'd mind if he maybe kissed her once.

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    And he joins in on Igor's album club call every month. He'll be vegan in a month on her say so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    My arm hurts, and I feel like I have a mild hangover.
    Alright, she's not that fit.

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    Breaking news - more fat people die than not fat people.
    I'm a twit

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    I've heard they're leaving the dead fat people outside takeaways for other fat people to see.

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    Pictures circulating of Igor mounting one. Not dead though, she just smelled like it.

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    I don't see how you can do much about obesity on a national level, as Dr Ted Ross seems to want to happen. Ban deep fat fryers? Clap chip shop owners in irons?

    People want to eat nice-tasting food and want to sit down and play video games/watch TV, there's no getting around that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    I've heard they're leaving the dead fat people outside takeaways for other fat people to see.


    Outstanding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't see how you can do much about obesity on a national level, as Dr Ted Ross seems to want to happen. Ban deep fat fryers? Clap chip shop owners in irons?

    People want to eat nice-tasting food and want to sit down and play video games/watch TV, there's no getting around that.
    The human body is not naturally inclined to want to destroy itself, these vermin are conditioned to become the creatures they have become. Education will stop the rot. I also saw this yesterday:

    https://www.theguardian.com/society/...ming-healthier

    Giving pennies to the piggies to pull them out of their mire. It's one hell of a sorry state of affairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    I don't see how you can do much about obesity on a national level, as Dr Ted Ross seems to want to happen. Ban deep fat fryers? Clap chip shop owners in irons?

    People want to eat nice-tasting food and want to sit down and play video games/watch TV, there's no getting around that.
    Education is surely the answer rather than the government's plan to subsidise weight watchers and slimming world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Ban deep fat fryers? Clap chip shop owners in irons?

    People want to eat nice-tasting food.
    Hmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Education is surely the answer rather than the government's plan to subsidise weight watchers and slimming world.
    They're not seriously thinking of doing that, are they? Surely they realise the goal of those organisations is for people not to lose weight?

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    This is why India did so well lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Hmmm.
    When there's a load of pop-up broccoli quiche takeaways I'll be convinced that fried food isn't to the nation's tastes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    They're not seriously thinking of doing that, are they? Surely they realise the goal of those organisations is for people not to lose weight?
    The sort of person who needs fat club to lose weight would presumably need it to stay that way as well. The benefit presumably doesn't really come from needing somebody explaining to you that burning more calories than you eat is a good thing but from needing the peer pressure to stop you gorging on pies and cake all week so you don't have to go and tell other human beings you've put on half a stone in 7 days.

    That's not to say I think the government should be subsidising it but it's not like they'd be paying to keep people fatter.

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    It's like smoke and drink, isn't it? It's a comfort to people. If you're Sir Boris Johnson or Sir Rishi Sunak with an interesting job and loads of money for a nutrition plan and a Peloton subscription then it's easy to preach. If you work in a call centre bored out of your mind and don't earn enough to go on holiday or do anything else of interest then why wouldn't you enjoy a pie and chips dinner.

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    Fuck me, I'd love pie and chips for dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    It's like smoke and drink, isn't it? It's a comfort to people. If you're Sir Boris Johnson or Sir Rishi Sunak with an interesting job and loads of money for a nutrition plan and a Peloton subscription then it's easy to preach. If you work in a call centre bored out of your mind and don't earn enough to go on holiday or do anything else of interest then why wouldn't you enjoy a pie and chips dinner.
    Is this really the hill you want to die on?

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    Fuck walking up a hill after pie and chips.

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    What hill? I just think in a modern service based economy it's almost impossible to curb obesity. Education isn't a solution. We were all told to eat a balanced diet, weren't we?

    The only solution is mass lifestyle change / diet change, which requires a huge cultural shift well outside the power of government. I would guess that the likes of Sweden where they have a more outdoorsy lifestyle and eat fish are the lowest obesity rates in Europe.

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    Cheers old people.

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    Sounds like Jimmy is obese. And he's not changing for nobody.

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    Also "nice food" is quite subjective as to whether that is a greasy burger, or a nice salad. But I get the point that the collective would opt for the first option.

    Maybe it does come down to education, like the fella above said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    They're not seriously thinking of doing that, are they? Surely they realise the goal of those organisations is for people not to lose weight?
    It's true, look at the link Taz posted earlier. It's utterly ridiculous.

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    None of you can deal with my hard-hitting realism.

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    "Education" is a whole load of bollocks, if you mean one that the government is providing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    The human body is not naturally inclined to want to destroy itself
    I hope you remember that when the clubs reopen.

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    'Education' is a seriously outdated concept, which has completely died over the last 20 years. I guess people hark back to it as it's been responsible for some wonderful things (smoking being bad for you being the best one that springs to mind), but if we're seriously suggesting that's the answer for obesity, in a thread about a topic where 20-30 thousand (let's remove deaths in 'care') fat, ill or old people have died over the last six months, having willingly risked exposing themselves to someone with a virus they couldn't possibly have been more educated about, then +1 from me for the realism bus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    "Education" is a whole load of bollocks
    Professor Pepe outing himself as one of those edgy, nonconformist educators.

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    And I don't have all the answers by any means, but the first thing we need to do with the subject of fat is stop pretending it's ok. I don't think shaming people works, but people pushing all of the 'body beautiful' crap need to be treated in the same way they would if they were claiming smoking is good for you. Being fat is fucking disgusting and it's dreadful for you.

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    'Education' is just used as a handy out to make any old lefty bollocks opinion convince itself that things can be better in the future.

    The reason we are fatter now than 50 years ago is because a) there's far greater food supply, and b) both work and leisure involve sitting down far more than they used to. I don't think a) is something that wants changing unless you're of the Mao/Pol Pot persuasion, so the only way around it is b), and I'd like to see some proposals for that.

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    The government has spent twenty years CRACKING DOWN on 'obesity' (often conflated with merely being overweight) to the point of banning adverts and degrading the food supply, and it has made no difference. We are a reasonably wealthy country with abundant, cheap food. It's not unreasonable to think that a decent proportion of the country are always going to be fatter than they ought to be.

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    Sounds like Yev and Jimmy need educating. Putting them up on a peddle-stool...

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    People need to want to be in shape. It's as simple as that. People know the health risks, they know how getting fat works, they know how losing weight works.

    If people are fat It's because they have chosen to be.

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    Or are lazy fucks. I.e. lack of will power.

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    Spoke to a client today who referred to his letting agent as "that chunky bint".

    He's somewhat old school.

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    http://news.sky.com/story/germany-ch...r-65s-12235622

    They've retreated! Just like they did in 1945.

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    If education is the answer, then why are there “educators” such as doctors and nurses who fit the criteria.

    People are aware of the requirements, they don’t care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    http://news.sky.com/story/germany-ch...r-65s-12235622

    They've retreated! Just like they did in 1945.
    Lulz.

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    Mrs Merkel said Germany would also follow the UK example of stretching the interval between vaccine doses, to offer as many people as possible an initial shot.
    The MHRA must be tired of winning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boydy View Post
    I hope you remember that when the clubs reopen.
    I like your line of argument but I must stress, the act is merely elevated by drink and drugs, they're certainly not requirements. Also, my step count in one night is what Ini Kamoze based his hit on. The cardio workout probably means a net health benefit

    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    'Education' is just used as a handy out to make any old lefty bollocks opinion convince itself that things can be better in the future.

    The reason we are fatter now than 50 years ago is because a) there's far greater food supply, and b) both work and leisure involve sitting down far more than they used to. I don't think a) is something that wants changing unless you're of the Mao/Pol Pot persuasion, so the only way around it is b), and I'd like to see some proposals for that.
    I think people are misinterpeting 'education' as a guy in a classroom of fatties informing them of the science of calories and dietary requirements. As covered, that shit is already in place, the failing is in regards to people losing the connection and awareness to their bodies through the destructive lives they are encouraged to lead.

    That's why you'll see fat medical professionals () and even PTs but show me an overweight spiritual master or shaman. Go on. You can't. Well you might, especially the fake ones who rely on gem stones rather than true masters of the art but I digress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Professor Pepe outing himself as one of those edgy, nonconformist educators.
    I'm the opposite of edgy. I just teach my shit in the most traditional way possible. The edgy ones are currently advocating for de-grading and student-led curriculums and other such nonsense.

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    He says putting his back out squatting on toilet seats.

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    The solution is making everyone rich.

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    That reminds me, I need to buy a squatty potty now that my shits aren't solely taken at work.

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