Is Hinge not answering outside London?
Is Hinge not answering outside London?
Is hinge a new euphemism for gash?
Tis a dating app. Tinder and Bumble were still alive as of start of 2019 and I know the former is still fine but Hinge rules supreme in London now I think.
On Match.com you have to pay coins which is fine, but you cant even send one message to a nice cunt without paying a subscription
Met the missus on Bumble tbf, its really good (well was three years ago) if you're serious rather than wanting some slightly out of date fanny.
I have been out of the game for a long while but my mate was getting so much action through Tinder in Leeds he uninstalled it for a rest, and that lad makes me look like Brad Pitt.
Tinder was going alright for me until it wasn't. I need to get back on it.
Tinder has its positives but its basically the equivalent of being the sad cunts who linger around the supermarket staff as they chuck almost out of date produce on the 'special' shelf at half price.
You're reaching for a 30p pack of pork pies that'll give you the shits the next day.
Fanny is still fanny though.
PoF is digging around in the bins after closing for a moudly pack of bread and some seeping corned beef. You'll have a good time but you ain't ever coming back from that.
I met my wife on PoF
And my ex girlfriend who comically lived across the street. She was terrible for me but she had a pair of GGs so I was never not going to at least investigate the contents of that bra. But yeah in the main I think PoF was a bit of a pain as a lot of women are deluded about what they actually want, at least Tinder is/was more direct from what I understand.
+1 for Bumble.
Tinder was gutteral.
Hinge was decent but full of geeks.
sorry wrong thread
The post you deleted about Grindr? Probably be ok here too.Originally Posted by igor_balis
Just matched with someone on tinder who had the bio "just here to argue with men".
i said i'd had a good argument with my mates the other day about when the simpsons started to get shit.
"i'd say s14-28 is good, new ones are weird and i can't deal with the old animation style".
I believe her bio now.
Ah, so being objectively wrong about the Simpsons is what she's really into then.
Sounds like you need to raise your minimum age, you nonce.
If it was all meta and she was deliberately trying to pick just about the most bizarre opinion to spark an argument I'd be impressed at nailing such a provocative simpsons opinion, but when i
You need to keep going to find out if she's serious. Then have her sectioned if she is.
Quirky!
Just cut to the chase and ask her for nudes.
She’s probably posting elsewhere about the zany cunt they asked her about the Simpsons as a chat up line.
She's obviously on the wind up. You need to out-twat her.
She sounds like a perfect match for Igor tbf.
What a bunch of nonsense.
It’s noods, not nudes.
How much is her only fans?
How is it all going for you? Im not involved in any type of relationship at the moment.
i've been on one date in the last year or so, being naughty during lockdown 1.0.
it was this pretty large girl in norwich, we had been sending gross stuff to each other over social media, presumably with the understanding we'd never meet each other. when i told her i was moving back to the midlands she was like "lol shall i just come to your house and shag you?" i agreed, not really taking her seriously. then she showed up about 10 mins later. took her upstairs after brief, awkward introductions to housemates. when we got down to it, she was...i mean, it wasn't her size as much as it was the SMELL, like genuinely she smelled like poo. I made some excuse about how i didn't like shagging on the first date (the faecal smell had, contrary to what you'd all probably think, prevented me from achieving let alone maintaining an erection). she then said "WELL I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU MAKE ME CUM", and i had to robotically rub her fanny with a motivation to make a girl have an orgasm i'd never had before - wanting her to fuck off. it was a bit like that peep show scene with mark and that army woman.
as i was trying to escort her from the premises, my housemate who had done a couple of lines and had totally misread the situation (he thought we were a thing), offered her a glass of wine. WHICH SHE ACCEPTED, presumably just to wind me up. Had to sit there making conversation with this stinky poo girl i could probably #metoo, and this absolute coked up gobshite for about 45 minutes. so yeah, going pretty well thanks mate.
Igor wanted to go full DS but didn’t have the balls. Sad.
Stunning.
Just tell her you need a piss, rub some vicks in your mask, tell her you're playing safe, and get down to businesses.
Frig.
You have to tell her she stinks lad. You cant just brush that off. And you still fingered her. Fucking legend.
The stench from the underneath of a vegan is awful but poo is clearly on another level.
Fucking hell Igor 😂
Christ, I randomly had a flashback to a girl I poked with bad breath once (only on occasion, other times she was fine) but yeah you're a trooper for fingerblasting a bbw shit wafter out of politeness
Ah shit, the nice gay lad who used to work in a pub I sometimes went to just FB messaged me asking if I fancied a date. Not the first gaydar false positive I've triggered.
The old Igor would have gone along with it for a laugh.
If he's hot why not?
The old Igor would have felt obligated to toss him off.
If he doesn't smell like shit, he's better than your last date.
She touched my wood and it was all over. It was about 30 seconds of foreplay. I just laughed it off. She saw the funny side of it also, but the chances of seeing her again are slim. I could see the utter disgust on her face.
If anything it is a compliment.
If she is a half decent person she won't care.
Why didn't you wank before?
Because he is 30?
Seconds.
Only time will tell.
Ive never really like doing that. I dont like to go too long anyway. Wanking before just means there will be more work to put in once your in the real session.
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