Reginald the Somali.
Reginald the Somali.
Bet that Carmella is absolute filth
Master of fine wines and piracy.
Those eyelashes cushioned that landing.
Julio Coolio here, what the hell?
The fuck is that tank shit
The tank! That might be the best thing in the history of wrestling.
This Billie Kay lass is entertaining
The tank is legit.
I hate that Australian chicks voice so much.
They really should let Toni Storm go far in the rumble.
She's amazing.
Rhea's elimination of Santana looked great.
lol at Kevin Dunn missing the Bayley elimination.
I have no idea what is going in in half of this but its fucking fun
That was probably the worst elimination ever, congrats Carmella.
Well it's only beaten by that Luchador who eliminated himself in the 90s.
I hate The Miz so much.
I really liked that Rumble match, it was amazing but I felt it was good. There was some good eliminations, some good work (although some sloppiness, especially in the middle) with a great winner.
I think Sasha v Bianca will be a great match.
Is it still a golf cart if you're not at a golf course?
Having to stop the count as Heyman couldn't unlock the cuffs
Other than that I thought the match started a little slow but as soon as they went backstage it picked up a hell of a lot.
What an upset.
Fair play to Mr Bunny he comes of the top rope better than The Miz.
They've letting Priest get a lot of action and letting him eliminate Kane early is HUGE.
I wonder if he's getting called up soon.
Why does Otis not have all the belts and then they make more belts just to give to Otis.
All the peeps around the world are on their feet.
Turning Rey into an advert for beer
Keith Lee not even getting to appear, fuck off.
Unless it's because of Mia's covid test.
The only thing worse than real 'this is awesome' chants is piping them back into your empty arena.
They made Riddle look like an idiot.
Edge sucks. awful rumble.
Thank fuck they didn't let Randy win.
When Edge was getting battered by everyone early on and the timer started I was sure Christian was coming out. Instead Jeff Hardy and Christian just turns up later anyway. I don't get what Retribution are about if their main guy just goes and has a normal rumble match and they don't even come out to give it loads.
What happened to Edge being one bump away from being a cripple? Is he a full-timer now or is this just toilet write-off booking?
They're just so shit.
Came back at last year's Rumble then he had a couple of matches with Randy (one shit, one THE GREATEST EVER) and tore a bicep in the second so has been out since June. So no idea if he's a full timer now.
I like Edge a lot but I think it's a pretty crap decision.
I reckon it's the chance to go on on his terms this time.
With Charlotte ducking the usual Rumble win and picking the NXT title last time, the scene had better be set for Edge choosing whoever the tag champs are and getting Christian back for another match. Either that or Randy Orton's winning the title before then
I'm not sure if 'Dangerous Tekkers' is the best or worst ever name for a tag team.
The womens Rumble was really good, and having dreaded the thought of Charlotte winning I was delighted that Belair won and that it came down to her and Ripley. I thought the early thread of Billie Kay was a lot of fun and then it dipped a bit but built up to a good ending again.
Everything else was pretty crap. Carmella shouldn't be going for womens titles, Oldberg match is Oldberg match, Reigns / Owens was a load of tedious old wank and everything bad about Last Man Standing matches even before they laughably botched that finish and made KO look like a total chump in the process. I did have a good laugh at the golf cart though.
Men's rumble was also super dull and it was pretty clear we were getting an Edge / Orton final two and I could not be less interested in that, their feud or them two having a WWE title match at Mania. Still, I suppose there's at least a chance it can't be worse than the first two in their trilogy so far.