The shitter the credential, the more important the recognition.
Agreed.
Spikey M - GCSE
I have long been considering whether I should kill two birds with one stone by sprucing up my Outlook signature and giving my swimming certificate from primary school the pride of place it deserves.
Ian 'webbed feet' Welby - 10m Backstroke.
You mean you don't have your three patches stitched onto your speedos for the local leisure centre twonks to gaze upon?
I can't swim.
Well I can, quite strongly for about 10 metres. Then I die.
That wasn't my issue, I just ended up at the diagonally opposite corner of the pool without intending to.
Ian 'webbed feet' Welby - 10m Backstroke
He's not posting like usual and I think we need to put him under a little pressure.
Another one for the shit swimmer club.
Seeing these American senate results from Georgia, how is it that everything in that country is so ridiculously and exactly polarised? Every single election result I've seen in the last couple of months seems to have been 50.2% plays 49.8% one way or the other.
The GOP seeing Trump get his shit pushed in and then still being too afraid of his base so let him tank the Senate as well. Incredible stuff.
Yeah some random girl who was friends with my mate's sister would occasionally pop up on facebook saying stuff, and to this day I still can't understand why she had (Bsc) next to her name. What a mentalist.
Things seem to be going well over there.
They would have been shot dead if they were on the left.
Absolute madness
lol at everyone who said you should never compare Trump to Fascism.
It’s the March on Rome, except it’s not going to work.
He's chucked Pence under the bus too.
It's about thirty mongs lad chill out. I would still shoot them though. You can't have people doing that.
Huff reporting shots were fired in the chamber
At least Covid will take out a lot of dickheads there.
Am I missing some bantz? Someone post the highlights.
Lol
Hopefully a lot of the Republicans who’ve supported Trump the last four years will see the logical conclusion to his rhetoric, as they shelter in place in their offices right now.
If they were ethnic they'd be hailed as terrorists.
As long as they don't kill anyone (if they do they're deemed mentally ill) they'll be hailed as heroes by many...
Full on coup.
A source tells me Putin is sending some nukes to help Tronnie.
America always struck me as an insanely militarized place so fuck knows how anyone with any sort of malicious intent has managed to get within a hundred yards of the capitol building, let alone storm the chamber of the house. What the fuck are the security folk up to? Or is the plan to let them in, make fools of themselves by weeing on the floor and then hope they leave?
Where's Ramirez when you need him?
Sent them all on a break.
Always knew the founding fathers were idiots.
Should've never left and all that.
The picture of Chewbacca at the desk
What sort of a bizarre individual is DJT to go to these lengths? The guy's a hotelier ffs.
Liberals are the real problem tho, what with their multitude of genders
Everyone is the problem.
Hopefully the Virginia National Guard, or the Nation of Islam, or the Baltimore Orioles or whoever the next line of defence is just goes in there and wipes them out now, sparking a decade-long civil war and establishing communist China as an unchallenged global hegemon.
Someone’s on the ball in there at least.