Bangers only.
That first goal was an absolute liberty, couldn't be bothered to make the call.
Anyone who thinks they can see whether that ball went out from the camera angles they've shown on TV is a moron.
That is some pass by Mata.
I hope United stay just close enough to first/second over Christmas for Ole Gunnar Binman to get ahead of himself and allude to the title charges of yore.
Feels like every United game follows a similar pattern at the moment, they're absolute shit, the other team doesn't take their chances then they come back with a burst of quick goals to win.
They're called tactics lad.
Martial coming off was crucial, once you've removed the lumbering mess from centre forward then it becomes a lot easier to put moves together (clearly West Ham did not learn this lesson).
Meanwhile this knee-booing stuff is interesting. I don't think the commentariat have realised for the last however many months that the good old white working class on both sides of the Atlantic find that stuff (the preaching and the pointless gestures, all of which basically amount to 'you lot are all racists') properly toxic.
I see also that Kick It Out have moved on to doing paragraphs about people taking 'the' knee (it's quite specifically 'a' knee, according to Kaepernick).
I'd love it if Lord Bamford dicks Chelsea.
Leeds are going to get a hiding.
Think this might be the game when we see King Kai start to take over the joint.
That's an unbelievable pass.
That pass is stunning
Gahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
What a goal line clearance from Werner.
Another victim of the operation by the looks of it.
That’s two of the easiest chances he’s missed in the last few weeks.
At least he's getting in the right areas to miss them.
Like a Teutonic Andy Cole.
Hattrick inbound, natch.
Never seen anything like that in my life![]()
Ruben Dias had a cracker midweek:
That balls up from Mendy has been coming, he shits himself in innocuous situations at least once a game.
It's mad that the linesman has to 'let that play out' when the guy is about 5 yards offside. Someone's going to get seriously injured in the pointless play ensuing after that sort of thing one day and all sorts of questions are going to be asked.
Nice of someone being capable of finishing a Reece James cross.
If Werner was black, rather than someone who looks like he has been sent out to the eastern front in spring 1942, would people be calling him a pointless pace merchant? I mean, he isn't one, but I bet they would.
This was Ngolo Kante's worst half for Chelsea, so 1-1 HT is ok.
Chelsea should ease to a win here assuming Leeds continue to try and let them score.
Elsewhere I see Ronald Koeman's beard is half-alight.
2000 (seething) fans in that stadium is probably more or less the feel of it when it's 'full'.
We'll probably not see fans in St. James until April. Bit bleak, that.
That was a good display in the end and could have been double the score. Mount man of the match. Top![]()
Barcelona lost again today. Atletico are going to piss the league this year - still got a game in hand too.
I do love watching Barcelona suffer. So far up their own arse, but when the chips are down they out themselves as such a shithouse outfit from top to bottom.
Cadiz are dons. Quality ground plonked on a silly island as well, a bit like Venezia.
Odds on THE MIGHTY BLADES getting anything from Brendan's boys today?
100/1
I'm a twit
Utd/Bruno conning their way to no trophies
The xG for Chelsea game (4.9-1) :O
Millwall fans fucking donning itlet that be the beginning of the end for this shit. And if any of the fans get any sort of punishment, I'll pay for their legal costs.
That Pereira redfuck off VAR.
I brought him into my starting eleven this week too. Lolz.
Police horses and loads of other police surrounding Park Head for a behind closed door game is peak Scottish football
How that defender didn't just bring Vardy down and take the red I don't know, imagine he is getting a bollocking right now.
Hit me baby one more time