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    You need to isolate past once your symptoms have stopped. The length depends on whatever your local rules are.

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    Not really arsed about me as I work from home anyway. Will everyone else have to isolate again who is in the household?

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    Just shut your puss and get on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Just shut your puss and get on it.
    I’m a new man. Buying a flat in the early new year. Crazy how rich lockdown and no drugs makes you.

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    That's actually more reckless.

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    It'll work out better as now you can host the after parties and get free lines.

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    Imagine living in Scotland and only being able to afford a flat.

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    Look at the fucking destruction it's all led to. Top lads becoming househusbands whilst wanking over their credit rating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Imagine living in Scotland and only being able to afford a flat.
    I’ll get a house in a few years. Baby steps. If all else fails her parents will buy us one. Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    Look at the fucking destruction it's all led to. Top lads becoming househusbands whilst wanking over their credit rating
    16-23 was a rollercoaster. I don’t need anymore stomach pumps and depression episodes. Life is good when you have a hot tub x

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    For those who have lost their sense of taste/smell - can you handle spice now?

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    Are you implying that the people losing their sense of taste were Chicken Korma Wankers before Covid turned up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hfswjyr View Post
    For those who have lost their sense of taste/smell - can you handle spice now?
    Could before and can now. Nothing really changed.

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    I assume loss of sensitivity doesn't happen at both ends, which is what you really need re: the spice issue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hfswjyr View Post
    For those who have lost their sense of taste/smell - can you handle spice now?
    Always been a mega spice lover, but now its necessary more than ever as it's basically the only i way i can get sensation into my mouth. I'm putting ghost pepper chili flakes on pretty much everything now, including things it really doesn't belong on

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    Let's not make assumptions. Taz, has your arsehole lost it's sense of taste?

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    @igor

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    Excited to learn that businessmen can't get the virus.

    More vaccine for the rest of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Are you implying that the people losing their sense of taste were Chicken Korma Wankers before Covid turned up?
    Taz blatantly is.

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    I dealt with shit spicier than Kiko like it wasn't a thing before all this so can't comment on if it's led to an improvement as I was elite already.

    Did find these in Lidl after a year-long search and bulk bought through the excitement only to realise the covid tastebuds have turned them into a disgusting bitter flavour.


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    My man can't even smell the vinegar fragrance of his taint.

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    Tis the little things in life

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    What will be the point of opening the clubs if you can't smell the sweat/Red Bull mixer combination that makes them such an alluring prospect?

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    In order for one to really hit the true highs on the dancefloor, it's about tuning everything external out and delving deep into the mind. Don't ask why you need the club for that if you can just do that in your living room, big titty bishes help.

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    I suppose dropping an E in your house is a bit sad.

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    All about the ket now mate it's no the 90s.

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    Depends which circle or night you're trying to have. It's definitely not about MDMA anymore.

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    Lads, we're not 12 any more. Drugs are there for the uninitiated.

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    Hark at you with your bacardi breezers.

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    I'm trying to understand just how irresponsible I would be if I was to reject the juicy vax.

    I get that we all have a duty and responsibility (much like paying taxes) to take it as we build towards herd immunity.

    But if we were to get to that golden land, would it mean I pose no risk, even if the vax is only 90% effective?

    I don't wish to be morally grouped in with tax-dodgers so these answers need to be sought.

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    Just don't vax, unless they make you go around with a big sign saying you're not allowed in places then who cares?

    EDIT: Obviously tell people you've had the vax, including but not limited to multiple Facebook statuses, for maximum virtue-signalling purposes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    All about the ket now mate it's no the 90s.
    No wonder you pissed yourself in an airport.

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    You won't be able to piss at all soon, vaccine boy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    I'm trying to understand just how irresponsible I would be if I was to reject the juicy vax.

    I get that we all have a duty and responsibility (much like paying taxes) to take it as we build towards herd immunity.

    But if we were to get to that golden land, would it mean I pose no risk, even if the vax is only 90% effective?

    I don't wish to be morally grouped in with tax-dodgers so these answers need to be sought.
    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Just don't vax, unless they make you go around with a big sign saying you're not allowed in places then who cares?

    EDIT: Obviously tell people you've had the vax, including but not limited to multiple Facebook statuses, for maximum virtue-signalling purposes.
    You two will have no trouble with the vaccine. The scare-mongering about "altering DNA" is complete nonsense, and even if it weren't you've both got chromosomes to spare.

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    Murdered by a doctor. The irony.

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    That's glorious.

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    Crewe captain Perry Ng banned for 6 games for spitting at an opponent last weekend. Idiot.

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    Has anyone been for an eye test in the time of Corona?

    I've started getting headaches recently (and I'm due another test anyway) so figure I probably need a stronger prescription. Been putting it off because I'm not keen on going into a small enclosed room and sticking my face on something that god knows how many other people have but the headaches are becoming too frequent and I have to stare at a screen all day for work.

    Specsavers say they're doing loads of cleaning and shit but the times of their appointments online (specifically the small gaps between them) doesn't fill me with confidence.

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    My Mrs had one last month. It was a one in one out deal.

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    Same as that. One of the legs of mine is broken and I have parcel tape holding it together but fucked if I’m going anywhere near one.

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    I went and had one in like March before it all went really bad.

    I use a small independent one though so they have a lot fewer clients and I knew they'd be all over cleaning everything (which they were).

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    I booked a slot for Specsavers tomorrow morning at 9am. That's when they open so at least there won't have been anyone in before me, right?

    Just hope they clean well at the end of the day.

    At least if I go tomorrow there should be enough time to isolate before Christmas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giggles View Post
    Same as that. One of the legs of mine is broken and I have parcel tape holding it together but fucked if I’m going anywhere near one.
    Legs
    I'm a twit

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    No idea what they’re called.

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    Well I suppose you weren’t far off, cos some people call them arms, but they’re literally just the sides.
    I'm a twit

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    The ear bits.

    I need to go there and the dentist as soon as I get the jab.

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    I'd call them legs too. Hardly -worthy.

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    As a retired optician, it tickled me
    I'm a twit

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