It is officially December, mates, so that means the annual Christmas thread. For previous efforts see:
Christmas 2015 (Christmas of Chaos)
Christmas 2016 (Make Christmas Great Again)
Christmas 2017 (Christmas means Christmas)
Christmas 2018 (#PeoplesChristmas)
Christmas 2019 (Get Christmas Done)
Having successfully got Christmas done last year, there can only be one thing dominating our thoughts this time round. Not the chinfluenza, but another hoax - the massive voter fraud on the other side of the pond. 2020 is therefore the year of the Stolen Christmas.
I have a Milkybar advent calendar.