Mine's about 30 weeks old and looks like RL's pubes.
Mine's about 30 weeks old and looks like RL's pubes.
Mine is thick enough but 2 awkward patches on my cheek and jaw make anything more than long stubble impossible.
My hair won’t get cut for four weeks and that’s two weeks longer than it’s been for years. Fuck sake
Needed a cut before they shut the barbers, now stubbornly letting it all grow until reopening as I never see anyone anyway. Though trying to keep up my routine of putting product in my hair is a bit fruitless here as it is getting too thick .
Sat in the Winchester waiting for it all to blow over.
More like making hard work of his appraisal.
Imagine that man, standing at about seven foot tall, ogling at you as he weighs up whether an hour in you is more important than his marriage.
Originally Posted by Offshore Toon
That reference was more other people I know, but still thanks for that mental image of myself.
I'm a twit
ffs
Henry vibes (from the with Glenn and Scoobs days).
Bet he loves a scotch egg
Both the Keith and Kemper comparisons have been made previously, as has Richard Osman.
In fairness, my Ed Kemper reference was only because Offy made you sound like a 7 foot rape monster. There's not much of a likeness. Please don't have oversized sex with my undersized head.
Loft Roast.
That is also superb. Well played tonight, TTH.
Talking about Fred West, your man may have been busier than first thought:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...shire-57154839
I wonder whether their insurance would cover something like that ruining their business.
Surely if it is a historical criminal investigation that is nothing to do with the current owners they are covered? I was wondering that myself today, if the police searched your house and wrecked only for you to be innocent, do they pay for the repairs?
You could make back your losses 10 times over by giving guided tours. Easy money.
A Fred themed menu.
Imagine walking to the bogs and seeing a bunch of flowers tied on to the flush.
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