Judging by these first 5 mins someone is going to score about 7 goals.
Judging by these first 5 mins someone is going to score about 7 goals.
Walker is a mess still I see.
Wee Trent just as bad as Walker defensively. Reece James the saviour England need
That was a brilliant goal from Jesus.
Absolutely ruined by Jesus there.
This 4-2-4 is brave, but I suspect will turn out to be foolish.
What a terrible penalty.
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I think he was just trying to make the decision look good.
Thiago slotting in with these 4 roaming ahead of him. Tears in my eyes.
Can Gomez and his dopey looking self not do his ACL or something?
Ah yes, it had been a whole game without an injury.
What was that waste of a freekick at the end?
That second half was a chore. Sport is on it's knees.
A half for the purists. Nervy watch but take that. You don't take Bobby off in tactical games, you Nazi chump.
Too many square pegs in round holes by the end. Hopefully these injuries are all ready to fuck off after the next international break.
I liked Neville's take on that - "He doesn't wanna give it, because he knows that in the real world it's not a penalty."
Second half was dreadful. Thought Carragher was absolutely right in saying City should have been giving it to Sterling to have a one on one v Milner whenever possible. Wasted opportunity.
Shame this season has become more grounded. More 7-2s please.
It's going to be so shit in the marathon slog to Christmas and beyond after the international break, assuming enough players return fit. Every game is going to be dying moments shit-off material.
Clear through on goal and forgetting the ball sums up how shit Arsenal have been.
Good of Leno to have an attacking of goalkeeping diarrhoea when we play Villa just to highlight what a poor decision it was to sell Martinez. Not that he was the only shit house tonight, fair play to Villa could have had another 7 tonight.
Grealish is actually at KDB levels now, what's the plan if they don't get CL football next season? Tell me he's a proper Irish lad and a Liverpool fan deep down.
Barkley's assist suggests he's now better than Rashford, Sancho and Sterling combined.
And speaking of England, TAA pulling out might mean Southgate has stumbled upon Tariq by chance, the fucking retard.
Ian Wright reckons matches involving two teams in Europe should be allowed 5 subs when facing each other but otherwise 3 subs for all other games. He reckons that would solve it.
And then he wonders why he gets racial abuse.
I reckon we're up to 150m now. We'll take Jimmy back for a year and call it 149.
Outpacing Bellerin with the ball in tow.
If Sancho is getting touted for £100m+, I'd suggest £150m is still value for the buying side. Inb4 he's benched by southgate for the stars of The Rap Game.
Fucking hell, I've just seen Lookman's pen. That is sublime
He'll be benched. Southgate said this week he's "working his way through the pecking order". Build your team around him, you fool.
If anything sums up our turnaround it's that we didn't keep a clean sheet away all season last year. So far this season it's 3 from 3 and one of them is top of the league.
I see the gooner nation already hates Willian. Top tip, don't give a Brazilian his last big contract.
He's Iranian Giggles. It's close though. Good lad.
Who’s the best current player that could play in every position, and if he was cloned 11 times would make the best team? Submit your answer here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...?usp=send_form
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Obviously Harry Kane
I was going to say the same.
Harry Kane for me.
I suppose this is worth debating now that John O'Shea has retired.
That down syndrome lad lacks mobility. Bobby is more well-rounded.
My team of Sadio Manés would beat your team of Kanes. The loser has to start pronouncing their name as Mane, or Kané.
It'll be someone boring like Henderson.
Kevin Davies. The opposition would spend 90 minutes on the deck.
11 Van Dijk's would be fairly unbeatable, probably at most sports.
He said 'current player'.
Only having one leg simply makes it a fair contest.
Or, you know, harvest the knees of half of them and just have a 5-a-side team.
I appreciate the comments but if you can add them to the form (literally 2 boxes - player and his team) so they get automatically added to my spreadsheet, and thus will probably end up being used, I'd appreciate it even more.
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Fair play to whoever added The Reid.
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I was going to go with Shola Ameobi but he's long retired. Sammy could probably do a job.
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A goalie who can play would probably give you a massive advantage. I’m not sure who you’d go for now but a prime Neuer maybe?