Imagine getting tonked by us. FC Panda Pops should fold immediately.
Imagine getting tonked by us. FC Panda Pops should fold immediately.
Ole Gunnar Binman is almost a decent manager. Great subs, great goals.
He makes me shit myself once a game but he makes great saves and seems calm, unlike Kepa who is always on the verge of pooing himself.
Nagelsmann turning up in that clobber and losing 5-0 is surely an automatic sacking.
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge needs to have the 'don doesn't wear shorts' talk with him if he intends to progress.
I’ve an awful feeling Dundalk are going to get done double figures tonight. Combo of the “Premier League” awe and no fans.
Only if goals are awarded for sideways passes in your own half.
Only just seen the Spurs result. I’m assuming it’s back to they aren’t going to win the league again after tonight?
Well if you're using Joachim Löw as a sartorial benchmark, then anything short of his dick hanging out would be pretty acceptable.
Thinking of it, Gareth Southgate likes the vest-with-no-jacket combo.
What the sweet fuck are these Isco for loan and obligation for Ł18m rumours about? Spain's 2 are in a mess but bladdy hell.
Neil Mellor, reporting on Preston - Birmingham on Sky Sports, has just said with an entirely straight face that the minute's silence for Nobby Stiles was 'beautifully observed'.
Glen Johnson proving to be as shit a pundit as he was a player.
Burnley are not a top flight side.
Liverpool: Alisson; Alexander-Arnold, Phillips, Gomez, Robertson, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Jones, Salah, Firmino, Mane
West Ham: Fabianski, Coufal, Balbuena, Ogbonna, Creswell, Masuaku, Rice, Soucek, Fornals, Bowen, Haller.
No Antonio is a boost. Phillips apparently chosen over Williams due to not being in the CL squad and therefore Williams will be needed midweek. Like to see Jones involved as I think he's going to be big.
6 Brits, too - which is nice.
Paris FC midfielder...
Klopp's very much trying to get a 3rd, more attacking player into that midfield 3. Keita is great for his 3/4 games before he gets injured and we've yet to see Thiago play more than a single game really.
On a side note, Tazs' ting in the youth team would be playing these games by the sounds of it, so when he recovers he'll be in.
What a pass from Shaqiri.
Former Everton defender Tyias Browning has received approval from FIFA for his switch to China. He will also play as a local in the AFC champions League.
A Scouser playing for China
Does he have to change his name to a Chinese one, like naturalised Koreans do?
https://www.premierleague.com/player...ngtai/overview
Already done.
I see Villa are reverting to the mean at an alarming rate.
Wait, Carlo's pulled the trigger on Pickford?
Took him long enough.
Yeah, I was focusing on how bad it looked from an attacking perspective, I didn't look to see who was in goal.
Pope looked fairly bobbins for Burnley yesterday so England well on their way to a goalkeeper crisis.
Lads, it's Newcastle
They'll be all over us.
Henderson is the best keeper in the country but he has somewhat unwisely decided to gamble on De Gea throwing a few in early season, which hasn't happened.
Up to third for a few hours at least. What a crazy season, I think going out of the league cup in the first round really helped us. We've had a week to prepare for every game and Hassenhuttl is always best when he can work with the players on certain things.
Good game between two pretty evenly matched sides imo. Southampton scored three screamers and were the much better side first half, we were the much better side in the second and if we'd scored one of the earlier chances to make it 4-2 I half fancied us for a point, which is mental, but then this season has been.
United are winning this game 9-0. Sir Bobby Charlton, Sir Nobby Stiles, Sir Marcus Rashford, Sir Gary Neville, Sir Andy Burnham, you can't stop a five a side team like that.
Good win for us. 10 points clear of relegation, 2 away from Champions League footy. Over the moon, Jeff.
Everton should probably have started to try to play before the 90th minute.
Also, whilst that's another soft penalty, the narrative of people going down a bit easy is getting a bit silly when Delph bundling through the back of Fraser, nowhere near the ball, and giving a foul away is viewed as a worrying sign of the times.
I didn't see the post-game interviews but I've just been made aware of Moyes crying because "you don't want to see things like that in football" about our penalty. Yes David, because everyone is queuing up to watch your shithouse 5-4-1 when we've got a 6th choice CB playing.
Jesus, you can really see Pep's philosophy on fouling carrying over with Arteta. Every single counter-attack they just foul someone.
He’s absorbed his pathetic moaning when another team has the temerity to not play directly into their hands. He’ll lose that head of hair in six months at this rate.
This is another shitshow.
Are we taking guesses for in what minute United will score their penalty?
I'll wager 61st.
I'm amazed Fred hasn't been hauled off already, he looks a dead cert for a red card.
Pogba is an utter disgrace.