Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, that's good.
So erm, your thoughts on Tier 1+, chaps?
It's been at least three days since the government and PHE did something ridiculous so good to see that worrying run at an end.
They must be planning something special for Halloween.
This all sounds jolly good fun: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/130391...n-christmas-2/
Have visions of sitting in my flat alone eating a Babybel with a bit of holly on it for Christmas dinner.
Alright Magic has had enough without that making him jealous.
Tesco deciding turkey and potatoes are non-essentials.
I'd be in much the same boat. Though maybe not the holly, I'm not as fancy as you are.Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd
We'll have a TTH Sad Bastards Zoom Christmas Dinner. I'm sure that'll make us all feel better.
So yous would genuinely sit alone in your houses? Freaks.
This will be the first Christmas in 3 years which won't involve my Sister in Law. She'll be heavily pregnant (read: a moody cunt) come Christmas too.
Last edited by Spikey M; 28-10-2020 at 03:22 PM.
No, I just leaning into it because the idea of the Sad Bastards Dinner amused me. My direct family are all within about 2 minutes walk so unless the FUCKING NAZIS you like to squawk about have literally got the SS jackbooting about the streets bundling pedestrians into vans I should be alright.
Though to be fair if my sister's able to have her in-laws round then being on my own may actually be preferable.
The one thing that would be more tragic than spending Christmas alone would be an attempt to go to my folks, only to be turned around en route by some high vis cunt with a clipboard, COVID RANGER on his/her back and a Team Panic membership badge.
More than half of NI hospitals now over capacity. We've absolutely fucked it.
Context is important. For example I know Ninewells in Dundee is pure huge, and they've only got 8 COVID beds, meaning it won't take much for them to be 'over-capacity'.
Don't our hospitals operate over-capacity every winter?
Aye so there's 2903 available, 2313 are taken up by other stuff and 445 are taken up by positive Covid patients (who also may have already been in). They were between 50-60% in May. Helpfully they don't include the 2019/20 winter figures, guessing that's agenda-related.
EDIT: As above.
Yes. A lot over.
We're still not even in peak Winter flu season though, are we?
That thing Taz posted yesterday(?) seems to imply that the Flu is barely going around at the moment (in the Southern Hemisphere), so hopefully that carries over to our winter too.
Hasn't even started yet.
October to March, with the peak from December to February, no?
I'd say this was the pre-season, but then talk of the Winter Flu Asia Cup might be a bit insensitive in these times.
Covid vs The Flu in the Charity Shield. All proceeds going to Rashford Foodbank PLC.
I can't help but see extreme numbers being posted, personally. I'm anticipating many more deaths than the supposed peak earlier this year.
It's probably pretty easy to work out where we'll be in 4 weeks based on how much higher the cases are today than they were 4 weeks ago, but I'll let @Yevrah have his fun.
I can't be arsed. "More hospitalisations, deaths and restrictions" probably does the job.
What has this done to our boy?
I for one am absolutely hyped to start playing Zoom Charades on 16 December as ten thousand perish each day.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54674883
Seriously though, fuck that. If you live on your own, go spend the day with tlyour family. Fuck this nonsense.
Brav if I wasn't able to get my boogie on to some stupid beep di bop electronic music in a warehouse, I'll be fucked if I'm letting you cunts go see your families.
Gonna get tased over my turkey dinner.
Sorry officer. Rule of 6. You can't come in.
They can send the Covid Inspectors out with bailiffs and nab a load of PS5's to cover the fines.
I'm gearing myself up for a four hour walk to the folks on Christmas Day.
They don't celebrate it in the problem areas. What now coppers?
My mate was onto me last night asking me to go out with him for curry and beers next week. I said: "Well..." and pointed out that we are both in Tier 2 areas which means no indoor mixing with other households. He said: "OK, how about you come to mine instead then?"
But it's definitely that the rules are confusing, not that people are fucking idiots. Meanwhile my Covid-scared colleague (who sanitises his hands after touching literally anything - a pen, a keyboard, anything, and so gets through a big bottle a week) said that his girlfriend is still visiting him from London three times a week. Does he think that sexual ecstasy kills the virus? I'm not having that conversation.
I'd be surprised if someone like that is even able to maintain an erection.
He isn't riding bareback that's for sure.
Far be it from me to speculate on what happens when a girlfriend visits a boyfriend's place 20 miles away, three times a week. Maybe they just do jigsaws while respecting 2m social distancing and dousing all the pieces in hand sanitiser.
Europe is locking down again 1 by 1. 3 weeks until CenterParks. It's getting tense here lads.
That sounds more likely. Platonic, 50mph on the motorway, observing all rules.
My sister in law is still making her husband strip down to his boxers in the porch when he gets home from work. He then carries his clothes to the washing machine and goes to have a shower before he's allowed to hug his children. I shit you not.
Lol imagine how easy it would be for him to have an affair.
She sounds like a laugh.
Is that a kink?
Some sort of Dom/sub set up?
Last edited by Queenslander; 29-10-2020 at 10:23 AM.
He's definitely whipped in one sense or the other.
No, she's just a massive drama queen and control freak. Luckily her husband is completely devoid of personality or opinions of his own and just does what he's told, so they get along swimmingly.
Fair enough. How close to the 7 year itch are they?
Must be about that now as their eldest is 5. They will never break up though, they're perfect for each other and there's not another fucker on earth that could deal with them.
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