Using columns instead of rows in Excel is the most civil service thing I've ever heard.
It's the sign of a damaged mind.
Pretty sure me and my son both have it. He's got textbook symptoms, I've started developing some. He was tested Saturday and got a negative result, but I suspect it's inaccurate - we weren't able to get a mouth swap, and they reckon nose only isn't particularly reliable.
I've just done my own test.
What symptoms do you/ does he have?
Had to take my little girl for a test on Friday (temperature and cough), came back negative within 24 hours so they're quick enough.
The actual testing sites are a bit third world, mind. It looks like one of those WHO tents that pitch up whenever Cholera hits a remote village... but it is in Southend so fair fucks.
I could have told you you had a damaged mind years ago. Of course it's gonna be passed on to your son.
The fucking pussies only went for a nationwide level 3.
"Enforcement"
Definitely needs to be a no confidence challenge to the government in the coming days.
Why on earth would they have gone for a full lockdown again?
Because the National Public Health Emergency Team said to.
The clue's in the name with them. Politicians have the bigger picture to consider.
The bigger picture is irrelevant.
A second lockdown wouldn't shut the schools, for one. Unless they had cases.
Yes that’s the same.
I'm not here to sign no petitions, I want blood on the streets. Or Jagerbombs in appropriately licensed venues.
The Tanaiste just threw the Chief Medical Officer under the bus on his first day back to work. It’s going to get interesting at least.
Our local underground rave place has been allowed to reopen... with table seating. Breakbeat with bottle service is a novel concept.
As is an underground establishment being allowed to reopen. Unless it's physically underground like Jimmy Allan's or something.
Shaqiri joins Thiago and Mane on the Covid sidelines.
These 'circuit breaker' suggestions from the SNaziP.
It's because it has an N in it, you see.
SovietNaziPolpot
Magweak Bladderson
"Where was he for the last few months"
Who elects these fucking idiots?
He's right, implementing life destroying measures, based on political whims, without going through the usual voting process is disgusting.
UK covid testing capacity mid April was 26k. (Swab tests only)
Testing capacity is now 313k.
I'm sure there is a simple calculation to put a perspective on the current daily covid cases in relation to the first wave, but I'm too simple to know it.
Still going strong with the campaigning and today Sunak pissed off an entire industry.
Liam Gallagher was not happy. The mask is falling...
Protest outside parliament on the 30th went down superbly too. A number of MP's joined. We've got over 260 in our APPG now. I did the radio the other day and I've been invited to do so again on other issues.
I think my cooking days are gone.
I'd link my twitter but I fear Waff.
So my cousin's daughter has been told not to come into school for 2 weeks as someone in her year test positive.
The school have said it's fine for her brother (in a different year) to keep coming in to school and her parents don't have to isolate (unless any of them develop symptoms).
Surely if they're keeping her away in case she's been exposed, the whole family should isolate because if she was exposed then they're exposed now.
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Same here, Mahow. Sisters kid sent home as someone tested positive and now has to isolate for a week along with the whole of year 7.
I went to the same school and I specifically remember year 7,8,9 etc all in same corridors using the same facilities etc. It makes no sense.
Edit. That's the third school locally affected too and less we forget, we're in lockdown.
It's different now as they're all in bubbles etc due to the situation so a lot less mixing is happening.
However, if someone in that year caught it from the person who tested positive but they're asymptomatic they're going to pass it onto the rest of their family who then go on to pass it to others.
We've had a similar discussion as a family as my sister works for NHS so whilst she works my sister who's kid just got sent home looks after her baby but now with her kid and the rest of her family needing to isolate my sister has no one to look after her kid as he can't come here because I'm isolating due to moving back and my mother is classed as vulnerable and she doesn't want to leave him with people she doesn't know but equally doesn't want to not work as she's needed.
It's all levels of fucked.
It's running amok in the White House 9 months into the pandemic but these mandem are out here thinking they can keep a lid on it in buildings of hundreds of drooling kids/horny students :***)
lol at the 'creative industries' losing their minds because they thought the next Prime Minister was telling them to become plasterers. Sorry lads were you expecting to have your local theatre nationalised for you to sit at home?
No way they’d allow a male at 5ft2 to become Prime Minister
I didn't even realise he was a manlet until about a month into it, so as long as they get him some small furniture and keep him away from the public his tall man energy will do the rest.
Has he surrounded himself with dwarves ala Tom Cruise?
Dig a trench for everyone else like they did for Stallone.
Then new restrictions in Scotland. Hahahah what
Classic Nicoladolf Hitlurgeon amirite.
The Loch Hess Monster.
Hopefully they are keeping a Scotland-specific debt tally to be revealed during their next referendum attempt.
Jelly and Icecream when they're paying £30 per prescription.