Absolute state of the fucking 'model'. The shirt isn't much better.
Absolute state of the fucking 'model'. The shirt isn't much better.
Terrible.
Grim.
Yeah it looks like a training top. The away one is alright.
Fuck me, England kits are shit.
Very 1980's.
Most kits are just crap attempts at 80s/90s nostalgia to attract people in their 30s/40s with their bulging wallets and impressionable kids.
The away one is too blue.Originally Posted by -james-
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The Nike swoosh should be above the England badge. It's an awful kit though.
Centred badges are a disaster zone anyway. Should be love on the left breast, money on the right.
I think it's trying to be 1990's, but as with all these things, it fails at it. It just looks like one of the fake England kits you'd have got from JJB Sports for about £3.
Yeah, an England shirt off a market stall that one of the poggy kids would have worn.
I like our new away kit, and Ajax's third.
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Wish I was cool enough to wear a Valencia shirt:
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I really don't like Brighton's kits this season. In isolation I suppose that yellow thing could be ok, but, I dunno, it doesn't seem right. They're way too Everton.
That said, the green one (was that last year?) was fucking horrific as well, so, more excellent work by Nike.
Speaking of Everton, that pink thing is shite.
They haven't got a pink shirt have they?
Yeah I couldn't help but think of Ireland when we were green with white shorts.
I liked the green and black Errea though:
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Pink was last season, or the one before. My mates daughter had it.
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Ah, I mistook it from the picture. It's a Chelsea one.
I'm a big fan of this.
Mid-nineties, Yeboah era vibes.
I bought it for a friend for their birthday. He loves it.
After seeing our new one in action last night it's brutal. That's not even close to our shade of green.
https://twitter.com/ChelseaFC/status...71982892101632
As a result of this tweet, unfortunately I am now no longer a Chelsea supporter and will instead be following the Tottenham Hotspur football club.
Going by the kit it seems you should be heading down to Crystal Palace.
Can't believe Jimmy's not sharing their untameable pride.
It's the first time I've come across the term 'sneakerheads', which sounds like a truly detestable marketing attempt to somehow combine mixed race sportswear cool with boomer obsessive spending habits, all wrapped up in an American word that no one in the home market ever uses.
It just means people who like trainers.
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Jimmy is definitely far more sheltered than he realises.
Where tf is anyone above the age of 12/outside TikTok using that term in this country that isn't resulting in them getting lolled out the building for?
I like the kit though, Jimmy's crep game clearly weak.
Next club?
Hmm. Reading? I might have to shop at Waitrose but so be it, milk is worth every penny of that £3.80. I just don't want to be lectured to about sneakers.
You're probably more 'sheltered' than me with huge cultural biases towards American hip hop etc. Most people in this country are more like me in terms of references.
Sneaker'ead 'Eritage.
That Chelsea model is seriously stunning.
Ocean Lewis.
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I didn't realise the shorts and socks had the same design as the shirt on that new Utd third. What the fuck were they all thinking?
I thought they'd denied that, and they're plain?
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Seems to have white shorts, which will look terrible (black would be far better). There are shorts with the weird zebra shit on though.
Ah, hadn't seen.
Liverpool's third kit is probably the best of a bad bunch for them this season.
Hang on a second.
Scott Munson, VP Nike Football Apparel, said: “For the Liverpool FC third kit we explored the long-standing traditions of the club and how we could bring that to life through the lens of sneaker culture.
And I'm someone who travelled halfway round the world to buy a pair of Puma TX3s (I think), well, sort of.
I sometimes wonder what goes on in these corporate marketing departments to come up with this bullshit. I've had a couple of vague sniffs of the stratified big-city corporate world in my long and varied career, but those places must be off the edge of the world.
I mean, if I go on the Nike site to try and buy some shoes in response, they call them trainers, so it can't be anything to do with sales.
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The new Wolves kit is literally the Portuguese kit.
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How come the infant kits are five quid more than the adult ones?
Operation C.Ronaldo is in motion.
Much improved from the dark green.
Not sure why Pharrell has designed an Arsenal one with crayons.
The main kit is nice, the training kit is vile but then anybody spending money on training kits has more of it than sense anyway.
Check out the Juventus effort.
Jesus, so bad they are probably collector's items.
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