My loins were stirred by 'but she was about 18'. What an anticlimax that tale was. A climax nontheless.
My loins were stirred by 'but she was about 18'. What an anticlimax that tale was. A climax nontheless.
I aim to please.
UK has a ‘must look older than 25’ policy which means everyone gets id’d because what the fuck does a 25 year old look like. I got id’d for 16.
'Eighteen? Ask yourself, my dear, could a mere boy have amassed such knowledge of the ancient arts of the brewer...'
'.....'
Fond memories of the last one of my friends to turn 18, getting laughed at by bouncers for trying to blag his way into a club with his mums credit card.
"You have to be 18 to have a credit card!"
"and you're Mrs Smith are you mate?"
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Like a lesbian Scott Gemmill.Originally Posted by phonics
I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.
That's excellent.
Nowadays he could just say yeah and then file a gender discrimination case against the establishment.
And the bar will be contactless so ... fill your fucking boots, kids.
Inspired by Jimmy cutting his own hair.
I’ll start. It’s not a pretty look:
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Got me readers on as well look.
It's like Chris Addison and Sylvester McCoy had a naughty secret.
Decent tits. Make a nice assistant for the TARDIS when you're older.I was doing it 10 years before it (still) wasn't cool. Get a haircut.
I have you in mind as an intellectual powerlifter. Lose that mop immediately.
Got me readers on as well look.
He wears glasses around the office to get his point across.
Getting towards wacky RE teacher there. Mindfulness Club is on Tuesday lunchtimes in room 83.
Definitely on a register.
I didn't expect this level of anti-Semitism.
So that's what Harry Hill would look like if he had hair.
Trust Oxbridge to carry on even after the antisemitism has been highlighted.
You've become a "left-wing" sitcom writer.
I couldn't think who Lewis reminded me of in that picture so I did a reverse image search on Google and it didn't prove to be very useful.
It did correctly identify him as human though so take the wins where you can get them I suppose.
He looks like a bad John C Reilly fancy dress when he's got his glasses and egghead hair, whatever that was in.
Hugh Burnley-Whittingstall.
Looks more like somebody using a job as a school library assistant as a means to being a covert intellectual powerlifting pedo.
Retardis more like
Sub Zero?
Edit: Im working on not walking around with shark eyes.
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I was trying to figure who you look like and I think I landed on Spikey. Someone ban me pls.
Lewis looks like that teacher who is the youngest one working in his school, fancies himself a little cool (with it) and that tries to be fun by calling his 14-year-old students (who all think he's retarded) mate and dude.
What was it? Post it again.
That looks suspiciously like you've had a shave?
Too much grief from the missus.
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Those are some perfect teeth
(Shame about the hairline)
Braces and Colgate gum control
Let's not go crazy with the perfect. They're in good nick but he'd eat an apple through a letterbox.
Now picture him gnawing a gremlin.
I'm a twit
Drop Dead Gorgeous Me
Alright, Mr Serial Killer.
Got some good dead eyes today.
You'd enjoy my movember stash.
Has some coward deleted a post there? Or was JA just giving us an appraisal of his own current look sans-picture?
(Or alternatively is the board just playing silly buggers and not loading something?)
QL deleted his magnificent beard picture.
Put it back up immediately Queeny.
Summit like this...
But sexier, and somehow more killer-like.
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First of all @Johnarne verbally abused me and I demand a 24 hour muting.
Secondly, I am NOT a serial killer.
Oh myFirst of all @Johnarne verbally abused me and I demand a 24 hour muting.
Secondly, I am NOT a serial killer.
14 weeks old.Oh my
Anywhere in England known for quick growing facial hair?
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