32 secondsOriginally Posted by Baz
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I'm a twit
Has there ever been a game of professional football where there hasn't been a freekick, not a foul, a freekick for any reason, in the first 10 minutes?
Perhaps stupidly, I've joined Taz in lumping on Bayern asians.
Shall we talk which airbnb and brasses we booking? Dates-wise I'm all good for the rest of the month.
That's what I went on.
I was so close to putting some on -2 as well but bottled it
What a womping.
Going on overs (3.5 and 4) as well as Memphis to score tonight.
We're due a penalty shootout so 10 on each team @ 28.00 and 22.00
Also 5 on Lyon ET win @ 40.00
It's a PSG bottler rollover. Gone big on Leipzig. The bottlers surely can't do it again?
Yeah, fancied Leipzig but not enough for a train so got tempted by O5.5's bigger odds.
10 on KR to beat Celtic @ 29.00
Edit: That was a fun 20 seconds
I’ve started betting on baseball and basketball. Fairly successfully so far.
It’s a guy on Twitter’s tips, who claims it’s not luck it’s science. Worth jumping on @stockbet1 before he starts charging.
I'm a twit
Followed him and he does have a very good hit rate. Investing for the first time tonight.I’ve started betting on baseball and basketball. Fairly successfully so far.
It’s a guy on Twitter’s tips, who claims it’s not luck it’s science. Worth jumping on @stockbet1 before he starts charging.
I don't know if this is a train but I'm strapped in too.
Brooklyn +11 didn't come in so he's a wanker.
The evens is a train but it's on the slow line so I've chanced my luck on the Bayern and O5.5 at 8.5 with my off-peak ticket and hope ticket inspectors aren't active.
I've got overs 3.5, 4.5 and 5.5 covered.
Plus a Lewandowski header.
I've locked myself in the toilet and they're announcing on the tannoy they're not going to move from Watford Junction until I come out.
The slow line service is 5 mins from arriving into destination.
Golf picks this week
BMW: Thomas, Scheffler (extreme value), Cantlay
UK Belfry thing: Schwab, Wiesberger, Hill
I'm in on the BMW picks.
Lovely stuff. If you had to pick one?
To win? Thomas, but that's reflected in his odds. Value wise, Scheffler.
I'm on the Scheffler train.
Two shots behind the leaders at the moment. Tempted to put something on Ortiz.
Don't put anything on Ortiz.
Do it Pleb.
Mexican golfers are the future.
Honest Abe is half decent on an accessible course, but Ortiz is a dope.
Double bogeys all over the shop. I'm sitting on my money for now.
It's set up so hard that unless someone takes the piss, you won't know anything until Saturday earliest. It's more about avoiding a 76 or something which puts you out of contention.
I thought about Big Tony for this - golf's biggest bottle job - but reckon he's got a few more bottle jobs in him. When he finally wins, though, I want to be on him.
Plus 5 now.
That train never left the station.
Me picking someone at 40/1 is not a train. Rest assured when the locomotive action is afoot, you will be the first to know.
Cantlay is on it.
Rory McMidlifecrisis tied for the lead on a tough setup, Hideki one back even though he hasn't made a putt since Iwo Jima. Not sure what to make of this. Really doubt Cantlay will win but I'll keep the ticket in there just in case.
Plus 7 on Scheffler
Incredible.
Thiago to join Juve @33
Purely because he is the closest player type to Pirlo and Pirlo is now in charge.
There is that Italian kid at Brescia who has been hyped who could sabotage everything but its worth a go.
I presume you mean FM20 meme/legend Sandro Tonali.
I'm a twit
Yeye him. I haven't even checked if he is still at Brescia. Ive just presumed.
Just remember they have also swapped Pjanic for Arthur
Absolutely no clue on the golf this week (Tour Championship final) as it's a silly tournament with an absurd scoring system, and the front runners have zero value. I think Big Tony will do well but this isn't the week to be on him starting eight shots behind.
If you could tempt me into anything it would be Morikawa (or at the odds, maybe Harris English) but I think I'm lying fallow.
What kind of fucking newgen name generator bullshit is Harris English?
The American golfer name generator never disappoints. On the tour currently we have:
Maverick McNealy
Doc Redman (always good to have a medical man on site)
Beau Hossler
Bo Hoag
Hudson Swafford
Briny Baird
D.A. Points
Hank Lebioda
J.J. Spaun
Just came 2nd out of 461 in a $7.50 buy-in poker tournament. $297.06
My opponent hit his 22% out to beat me when I was all in at the end, which was a bit gutting, but I didn't get a single piece of bad luck in the previous couple of hours so I can't really complain. To quote the dorks on the nugget bridge just north of Cerulean city, I did my best, I have no regrets.
Germany, Ukraine, Bottom Ireland, Serbia & Kosovo. £5 returns £300.
Golf
Safeway Open: Varner III 25/1, Gordon 50/1, McCarthy 66/1
Portugal Masters: Luiten 25/1, Olesen 33/1, Lagergren 100/1
All E/W
Not a bad start to the season. £10 free bet on Hibs, Aberdeen, Hull, Bournemouth, Norwich and Port Vale
Won’t upload but £650 back
Withdraw £500+ and give it to your mum/partner to look after for a week or two.Not a bad start to the season. £10 free bet on Hibs, Aberdeen, Hull, Bournemouth, Norwich and Port Vale
Won’t upload but £650 back
Ps nice work.
It’s already in the savings.
Marseille @ 4/1 is lovely value. Get it in your acca.
Third at the moment.
Thank you.
Thank you, got it at 5s on Sky, used a free £5 bet. Arse was nipping with the descent into chaos though
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