When I was local cuisine in Thurso somebody in the chippy asked me what I was doing there. I told them I had come all the way from England for a deep-fried Mars Bar.
Thurso. Fucking hell. If you didn’t take a surfboard you’re wasting your time up there.
The council were going door-to-door all week warning the local scum not to approach him or his entourage.
"Do not even look at him".
Holy shit the door is open again.
Fuck off giggles you racist piece of scum. Just because you’re in your 60s you don’t have to act like it.
Sorry this is all about phonics’ episode now.
Apologies, as you were.
I am intrigued by what the racist angle is here. Anti-English? Anti-Scotch? Because Keeks is a bit Italian?
What door is open again?
There's a lot to unpack here.
I’d say he has no idea what he’s posting. Junkies gonna junk.
'I live in North London, but I'm *originally* from Manchester.'
That's nothing like me. I would never use italics mid sentence.
'Erm, "bob on". It means "very good".'
'Ooooh is there a "bob off" for "very bad"?'
*all your new mates pissing themselves at manc sean*
He says 'monkunian', which 'Pep' now uses for Benjamin Mendy.
Ngl page 109 lost me in its monotonous nature bit 110 is a certified banger. Who wants some?
Citeh or not, Yaya is impossible to dislike.
I somehow missed this. Legend
On 13 December 2016, Touré pleaded guilty to drunk driving. He was arrested by police on 28 November after being pulled over and found to be more than twice over the legal driving limit. Touré said he had not "intentionally consumed alcohol", explaining to the court he had consumed diet cola from a jug at a party without realising there was brandy in it.He conceded that his drink tasted "odd" and that he felt tired after consuming it, but did not suspect he was drunk. Judge Gary Lucy said it was "inconceivable" that he was unaware that he was drinking alcohol. Touré was banned from driving for 18 months, and was fined Ł54,000 – at the time the largest fine for drink driving in British legal history.
oh noes, fined 10 minutes wages
Yaya
I want an audiobook of Yaya reading Michael Owen's autobiography.
Jimmy's WDYTOE can fuck off until Yaya reads it.
Does he know which door is open?
Don’t forget to fill me in on these if you haven’t OD’d @phonics.
Semi food related.
Does anyone else end up stumbling across a youtube video and then losing the next 6 hours to Anthony Bourdain episodes. A food show that gets me genuinely emotional and the food still feels the centre.
https://www.youtube.com/c/GavinWebber/videos
Only food program worth watching.
You clearly haven't seen Jack Scalfani's work. You really should before the next stroke kills him.
Maz got him this morning thinking it was gonna be just another day and then BOOM. Spikey'd.
Context? Nobody remembers that.long ago.
Legitimately impressed.
Not sure I will ever really recover from this.
Hat off.
Maybe in 24months I'll get back at you.
If I can think of something.
Looks like we've found a way to secure the forum's future.