It's all happening this month as the football season ramps up to a gripping conclusion and also starts at the same time, somehow.
Super Frankie Binman is delivering a lecture on touchline etiquette at Wembley this evening, Scotland is starting the new season with a BANG with a series of tantalising fixtures such as St. Mirren vs. Livingston and next week European competition resumes whether we like it or not as it grinds to an underwhelming conclusion.
But today it's all about The Cup! At whatever stupid fucking time the FA Cup final kicks off at these days.