"Howay" is neither 1 or 2 words.
"Howay" is neither 1 or 2 words.
If you can have a fantasy bullshit word then presumably you can acronymise it however you like.
https://www.lexico.com/definition/howay
Oxford recognise it. Fuck the Queen's English.
Loads of people write HWTL on Twitter. I thought the same as you, but plenty of geordies are using it.
Well, I can't fight majority rule. Stupid geordies.
He blocked me on Twitter for saying I don't know who he is.
The woman next door is sitting outside with one of her friends and is wittering on about the most vapid fucking he said/they did bullshit I think I've ever heard, worse is that she has the never-takes-a-breath machine gun cadence of the terminally inane. We're forty minutes in and I haven't heard the other person say a word, I assume she must either be waiting for the first pause in the monologue or has actually committed suicide and I really couldn't blame her.
We had that the other day. I did the loudest and most obviously fake laugh I could manage and they fucked off. Go for a Boycie.
I've stopped the couple downstairs from arguing several times through laughing so loud that they definitely heard me. The time that springs to mind is when he responded to a long stream of abuse with 'fuck off then, heavy hole'.
Nice.
y absolute cunt neighbours told the Mrs the other day that they’re having their cunt daughters 21st this weekend so expect visitors and noise. They can party 24hrs (weekends are fair game imo) but if even one cunt has blocked me from getting out then there’s going to be fun again.
1 sp1lled a glass of water on my 700 qu1d less than a year ago laptop last n1ght.
at f1rst 1t wouldn't turn on at all but now 1t worQs but w1th a somewhat...streaml1ned Qeyboard
the number between 7 and 9 the letters eye cay and the comma no longer funct1on
1f anyone has a better alternat1ve to cay than Q let me Qnow cheers
also the bus went stra1ght past me th1s morn1ng and d1dnt p1cQ me up desp1te the fact 1 stepped forward made eye contact and sm1led at the th1cQ cunt fucQ saQe
Just bring up the on screen keyboard and use it to type the characters for which the keys no longer work.
Plug a keyboard in. Or better yet, don't be a mong.
Trying to decipher the hidden code in that post like peak Turing here (minus the bumming).
Or just use your phone for now.
Never fix it. Th1$ 1$ your l1f£ n0w.
Post from your phone, you attention-seeker.
Kalm down mate.
CY@ 1gors laptop
edit: decided not to change his username to 1gor bal1s
Because I'm that sort of twat, I decided to buy a half decent coffee machine. Espresso, cappuccino, the lot. Anyway, the thing turns up and it's a beautiful piece of kit, so I start setting it up, with my posho beans and their lovely aroma. Get a space cleared out, plug it in, everything seems to be going in nicely.
Then it's time to pull out the detachable water tank and fill it up with water to make the coffees. So I pull it out, slips out beautifully, put it under the tap and start filling it up. Then I notice a small issue. You see, it looks like this:
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But in the round hole at the bottom, where there should be some sort of stopper to keep the water inside (as pictured), there is just fresh air. Nothing. The water's just pouring out of that hole as I fill up from the top, i.e. there's a hole in my bucket.
I assumed maybe I've dropped the part somewhere, can't see it anywhere. I go online, no mention of such a stopper/plug/bung even existing as a part, or of anyone ever having had this problem before. I then seethe my face off for about half an hour, convinced that I must be missing something and there must be a perfectly easy way of filling it up without a bung (there isn't, as fans of gravity / basic fluid dynamics will appreciate). As such I then spend the next twenty minutes crossing the kitchen with various fingers covering the hole, desperately trying to keep the water in but each time it slips and the water spurts everywhere in dramatic fashion.
I'm guessing all the nonnas up and down Italy who have this machine don't spend their days trying to plug water holes with their dainty little fingers, so either I'm a total mong, or I've been had, or both.
You can't, it's closed off from the top so you have to pull it out. In the end I've just done it carefully with my finger and it works fine, but Jesus, as if I'm doing that every time.
Fuck me that’s like when I got a new Britta filter kettle and spent the first two weeks filling it from a glass carried across from the sink. Turns out it’s likely every other kettle ever and you just detach it from the holder and take it to the tap.
Jim is it a twist open/close deal?
Or alternatively carry it on an angle?
You checked the wisdom of YouTube. If it’s totes fancy then someone probably did an unboxing video.
I presume it came with instructions?
If the stopper is still in the machine then I can't see any way of getting it out. Oh well, thank goodness I have manly fingers that can plug any hole (hmm).
Sounds like you might need a plumber round Jim...
Where'd you buy it from?
Tweet them. Where’s my plug?
Alternatively send it / take it back.
Black tape might do it.
Fuck paying them for anything. Just phone the company and ask them to send you one out.
More importantly, what machine did you buy?
Just contact the company you bought it from.
Amazon actually have decent customer service.
Indeed.
They sent me a replacement Kindle once. I had dropped it in the bath but told them a nephew left it outside in the rain.
Send the fucker back.