He made the whole of Australia cry by taking his dog on holiday. He has his moments.
He made the whole of Australia cry by taking his dog on holiday. He has his moments.
Rep.Originally Posted by Spikey M
Not hard.
His "lunch" the other day was something to aspire to. I had a ham and cheese sarnie and some Walkers.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-53377298
Brits falling off balconies is such a Monday-Friday thing but ...
Bonus.Police in Malaga told the Mail they were "investigating" the death of two men in Marbella after "one man landed on another man, killing him as well".
When I was a kid I used to spend 2 weeks every summer with my family in London (and my cousin would spend 2 weeks in Southend. Poor sod). One year, I must have been about 9, I got taken to his dads flat for dinner in Lewisham. As we arrived, a TV was thrown from the 4th floor of a highrise and crashed to the floor about 2 foot from some lucky cunts head.
He was understandably troubled by this and offered 'You could have fucking killed me!!!' In response, only for a woman to appear on the balcony and shriek "YOU WANT A FUCKING TRICK SHOT?" As she threw a snooker cue, snooker balls and the fucking triangle at him.
I don't know how I had forgotten about this until now.
Last edited by Spikey M; 11-07-2020 at 10:43 PM.
😂
I was expecting that to end with the table going out.
It possibly did, but we were ushered away pretty quickly.I was expecting that to end with the table going out.
Why are the police involved in this? A social worker of some form, sure, but what is putting an arrest on a 12 year olds record improve society?
I'd argue a social worker's a waste of resources.
Social workers are a shit show. I speak to them regularly at work and have never known one be anything but a responsibility dodging waste of space. They are employed to protect the vulnerable, yet their training seems to be entirely on how best to avoid having to do so.
Sounds exactly like a Police Officer.
Actually, their roles differ significantly.
It seems more like a go and talk to the parents and leave them to it offence.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/...fordshire-farm
To name her Karen is pretty good.
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breaki...g-1010700.html
This is what should be done with all those yank tramps.
Your link is broke but I do fucking love those How We Mets. I imagine normal people get warm and fuzzy reading them whilst I OD on cynicism :*)
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...th-sore-throat
I really didn't need to view this as a big sushi fan.
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/202...orest-manhunt/
Lass uns Fischen gehen. Ich habe Hühnchen.
Going well so far then.
https://www.theguardian.com/money/20...king-from-home
Anyone downloading The Sound of Colleagues should be taken out in the street and shot.
I like to lol at these cretins who talk of missing the office and talking of the negatives of wfh and there's certainly a strong air of nostalgia for the good days and financial greed that clouds my judgement but deep down, there's clearly valid points there. But yeah, I'm still firmly in the 'keep this going pls so I can be worth as much as Rupert Murdoch by next year'.
Remember the early lockdown sweats of whether we'd be back by June and my season ticket cancellation would backfire :*)
I can reveal (from a now full office) that if 'the sound of colleagues' involves my currently reality of a 60 year old woman talking about herself CONSTANTLY then you really don't want to download that soundtrack.
There's an option for the office dog, yet nothing for a fire alarm or rollicking.
Or a suspicious package, or a terrorist attack. It's like the training's all been forgotten.
I'm quite lucky that I actually enjoy working with my colleagues and get on well with them, have quite a lot of banter and social with them too. Can imagine it being hell working in a team where you like no-one.
I like most of my colleagues but I wish they would shut the fuck up sometimes.
'Ooh, the office is too quiet,' no it isn't.
Everyone back off furlough then?
Were there any adjustments made to the office or was it just 'meh, fuck it, back to normal'?
I'd take that over the 50+ bloke asking me what games I've been playing. Or those weird conversations he had with the retired woman where he'd explain what games he'd been playing.
Serious, unrelated news about babies.
I don't get how they project that massive a drop-off. Also, Nigeria's projected population is swinging hard the other way.
Last edited by Shindig; 15-07-2020 at 08:28 AM.
One bloke is sitting in a different area for spreading out purposes, and we're still in casual clothes, but otherwise completely as normal.
I popped in the office two weeks back. Perspex screens as far as the eye could see. Every other desk vacant. One way walking system.
Picked up my new passport today. Looks black to me. Also, no pre-printed signature.
They always were black though, back when they were massive. I know they say they were dark blue, but, to the eye, they weren't, they were black.
Do you work in financial services?
Not currently.
Ah ok. Only reason I ask is because that sounds like our office. Temperature checks, perspex, 2m distancing, hot desks banned (hurrah!) and limited occupancy.
The full works. I'd happily dip into the office, but I'm new to the job and there's not much scope for socialising.
We're doing 2 days a week with 50% of staff in on each of those two days. Tomorrow is the first day, will be good to see everyone and actually work from an office instead of home.
We are going to total opposite. Every desk is a hot desk you have to book into to go in the office, then gets cleaned each night.
I’m in no rush to go back.
Thankfully I never got a tramp stamp of my sign.
https://www.todayfm.com/news/now-13-...covery-1046246
First Pluto and now this.
Cancel NASA.
I love that they've changed the dates, get fucked horoscope morons.
My thoughts exactly. Some girl on my Instagram is always putting Pisces related shite on her story. I hope she’s changed.
I'm a twit
Every star sign is the variation of the same non-committed theme.
I've been living a lie.
Classic cynical Capricorn.
Couldn’t watch those prods.
We should honestly just force you into one nation and let you settle this shit with a good old Civil War.
Flying confederate flags is nothing to do with us. That’s their own thing.
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