I have you right with Messi anyway. Physically he's nothing special.
Im getting swamped here, it's a feeding frenzy.
Rumour going around that Pep has quit.
Edit: it’s the bloke called Pep at Birmingham
Spurs should sack Mourinho and get him in. Let's see who's the biggest myth once and for all.
I still kind of pinch myself that Crybaby Giraffe grew into something ridiculous.
You're going to have to elaborate?
Yeah, I mean he was 'the next big thing' before he left Portugal wasn't he? He may have been a whiney little batch (a trait he has not outgrown) but he's one of very few to have achieved what was expected of him.
Oh it's a C. Ronaldo reference
Oh
Do you not remember Crybaby Giraffe? Who brought that to us @Lewis?
As soon as I had context I remembered but just referencing it like that I had no clue. That was back in the Chel$ki/Man Yoo days.
They've just had a full match replay of the original Liverpool 4-3 Newcastle match on sky sports something, holy fuck what a game that was. Shame it gave rise to the evil empire. Tragedy Newcastle never won the league that year.
We weren't that close, lads. It's fine.
In my mind I always had it earlier in the year than April, but there were still a fair few games to go.
Liverpool followed it up by losing 1-0 to Coventry. Oh, those were the days.
Probably got turned over by Wimbledon as the season wound down as well, no doubt.
From what I remember, I felt it went when Graham Fenton turned us over. And when Ian Woan levelled against us.
That 97/98 season was magic for that reason. I think we were something like 12 points behind with single digit amount of games left. I tried to confirm it on wiki and couldn't find it but I did find that the bookies paid out on United winning the league that year two months early
Mason ‘Mase Mate’ Greenwood is certified bangers only:
Looks like 11 points at the beginning of March. United had 9 to play. Arsenal 12
https://www.premierleague.com/match/2422
Newcastle vs Chelsea from 1996 is on the telly at the minute. Ginola
*more accessible to mongs
Michail Antonio is such an enigma of a player. He’s awful but his physical attributes make seasoned players look like under 23’s. People bang on about Traore but Antonio’s the real one.
There’s a Watford lad looks the image of milky from Me Myself and Irene.
Will Hughes. Touted for big things when at Derby.
Amazon have the option to remove the fake crowd noise (maybe Sky do too, I don’t have it) and it makes it completely unwatchable.
Bowen is a quality player, the Dirk Kuyt regen.
Why have refs stopped enforcing the "Get off the pitch at the nearest sideline" rule?
Curtis Jones and Neco Williams starting.
Seems to fancy Jones as one of his midfield 3 rather than a 10, so this is a good experiment.
Bloody hell. We've checked right out.
And that's probably it for Villa and Bournemouth.
So who's triple captained Antonio then?
I threw him in on a whim. Chat shit get banged remains captain.
I did toy with the idea of captaincy and probably should have gone with it given I have 160 points to make on the jammy cunt above me but I expect similiar output from Salah now.
Whew.
Six on the bounce since the restart. Woof.
Nick Pope has got to be top 10 in the world. Just goes to show how good England's number 1 is...
Imagine having to track Andy Robertson all game.
Pope needs to take over from little arms immediately.
Pope isnt number 1 already?
Nah, Pickford's better at playing his defence into trouble.
This game has a very end of term feel to it.
Could see that coming. Too much toying with the food been going on.
Rodriguez's fucking ability to crack those out has me fucking seething with Robbo and VVD in my team. And my erection is in pieces at the Egyptian cunt's lack of output.
On another day could have been 5-1. The one Salah chance he should be burying is the one that comes right at the end. A shame but nothing to lose sleep over.
Abraham has the mobility of a giraffe. Worse touch and balance than Lukaku on ecstasy
Thats a lovely header. Although maybe Kepa having lead feet makes it look better
He’s managed to make a save at least but it still led to a goal. He’ll be playing for Mallorca in a few years.
Werner will run riot in the Europa
Chelsea should buy Pope if they need a 'keeper.
Alonso and Rudiger
He’s either a genius or a mad man