Yeah can't imagine much less appealing to rush to a pub in the next week or so given the fucking state they're going to be.
Yeah can't imagine much less appealing to rush to a pub in the next week or so given the fucking state they're going to be.
You say it first so the bar staff can get that on the go and then do more of your order before finishing it off.
Oh I thought he meant finishing the night with a pint of Guinness.
I'm a twit
DHSC finally put yesterday's numbers up. 89 deaths, 576 positives, 252,084 tests.
I'd say the man could coast to President at this stage.
Cricket update. Boris went on LBC and was asked about why it is still banned. He said, in contrast to his previous waffle: 'Well, it's not the ball so much, but changing rooms and tea.' It's literally in the existing guidance that we won't be using changing rooms, and no one gives a fuck about tea, YET we have already been issued with detailed guidance about how to open clubhouse bars including serving food.
This could be the thing that finally stops me voting Tory.
I'm just glad other sports have balls / changing rooms / drinks.
If the Lib Dems came back to being a serious party - or even Labour with a right wing (for Labour) leadership - I could easily be talked round. It's happened before.
Sir Keir is basically a Tory anyway so now is your chance.
Corbyn would have let you play cricket.
He's a slimy cunt but if he produces New Labour without the client state and wanking, it's an option.
Corbyn probably wouldn't, Theresa May would though, gawd bless her.
Pubs can open from 6am tomorrow in England. Remember to stay sensible, though! Nice glass of Merlot with your Weetabix
I'll have a fry up, extra mushrooms and 6 Jagerbombs please.
I’ve a mate who drinks jägerbombs in his house. Who does that? Never understood the ‘get drunk in my house’ my mentality.
I'm a twit
No, but then since I'm not a teenager or a student I don't really understand the mentality of getting hammered for its own sake anyway and surely nobody drinks Jagerbombs for any other purpose?
It's far superior to the 'drink a casual tin or two' mentality tbf.
Some cunt has gone and planned a bday for tomorrow which he quite rightly isn't planning some shitty time slot dictated pub crawl for so I don't think I'll get to experience the scenes first hand tomorrow. Might have to suspend my self-imposed DM embargo just to lol at their article with the pictures on Sunday.
Yes it's a pity that necking shots and having one drink are the only two options, really.
Everyone just calm down here. Keep this aggro for tomorrow night
The pubs are going to be shit with all these guff rules. I think I'd actually rather neck Jagerbombs in front of the telly.
I had a lengthy meeting about our bar last night and in the end we decided the best way to socially distance it was to serve bottles of beer by the dozen in huge ice buckets, so that fewer individuals would physically come to the bar or into the building at all. And people say Covid has been a bad thing.
Your idea is to have a drinks version of a peanut bowl?
What is "your bar"?
I'm thinking more bottles in an ice bucket.
Seeing the folks has been class. Public transport was fairly quiet although I've seen some proper dodgy mask etiquette. One bloke just held it up to his face, another pulled his down as soon as he was on. Not so keen on the disposables but my other one's turned up from China. It's black and has filters on it so I presume I'm fully equipped to fight and / or commit crime. My dad's getting by with some builders ones he uses around the shed. Mam looks better than I expected considering she had a stroke last week.
In the cricket club, which we're not allowed to play cricket at but we are allowed to open the (indoor) clubhouse bar to serve drinks and food - although the reason we can't play cricket is (according to Boris) because there's a half time break where people go into the clubhouse for drinks and food.
It really does take some mental stretching to get one's head around, but the income is handy.
What masks are people buying, given I'm apparently gonna need one next week or something?
Just abolish wicket keepers. They're the only buggers in the same spot for long enough to possible infect others.
Aren't most pubs going to have a 2 hour window you need to book into before being shooed on from? Meanwhile no bar interaction and long queues to maintain social distance.
LOSE.
Managed to totally miss it :/
She was casual about it over the phone. I thought she was going to tell me she'd tested positive and then she drops in the suspected stroke.
Here's where you can go on holiday from the UK:
Antigua and Barbuda, Aruba, Australia, Austria, Bahamas, Barbados, Belgium, Bonaire, Sint Eustatius and Saba, Croatia, Curaçao, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Denmark, Dominica, Faroe Islands, Fiji, Finland, France, French Polynesia, Germany, Greece, Greenland, Grenada, Guadeloupe, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxembourg, Macau, Malta, Mauritius, Monaco, Netherlands, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Réunion, San Marino, Serbia, Seychelles, South Korea, Spain, St Barthélemy, St Kitts and Nevis, St Lucia, St Pierre and Miquelon, Switzerland, Taiwan, Trinidad and Tobago, Turkey, Vatican City, Vietnam.
We've properly stiffed the Portuguese.
I’m coming home.
Do any of those accept American currency?
Cricket club. Has to be.
Went to Tesco today to buy wrapping paper. I didn’t wear a mask. Nobody was wearing a mask.
I'm a twit
I’m stopping wearing a mask in the shop. All you get is funny looks because no other cunt wears one and me wearing one is only for their benefit. Fuck them.
For your benefit if no one else is wearing one tbf
I don't wear a mask as I don't want to have my beard squashed up right against my mouth or shave it all off.
Yeah, most people out today seemed to have the 3-ply disposable ones. Mainly because they're easy to get a hold of.
I've been wearing a mask in cars and on a train. When I'm walking down the street, there is no need.
Cool story bro.
thanks bro