What have I done?
What have I done?
Fucked if I know. All I know is the forrins sit and drive on the wrong side. I just wasn't sure if that carried through to the illogical conclusion of everything being a mirror image. My thinking had them keeping the clutch the same side as the gear stick.
Legit concern.
Although when I got my 1 series I thought rear wheel drive meant the back wheels did the steering so fucked if I know anything about cars.
The other half used to think that and I still haven't let her live it down.
Requested my new company car:
Golf GTE
Passat GTE
Mini Countryman PHEV Sport
Merc A250E PHEV
Driving down to Leeds tonight to pick up an Audi pool car from the office until my new one is ready. They're seeing if there's any of the above in stock with the leasing companies first, but I'd be happy with any of the above. Merc is cheapest on tax, Golf is dearest.
Pepe driving home in his 500 with fake Abarth badges.
There's a whiff of Motability about the Mini Countryman.
I get really disappointed when I think a cool bike's coming down the road, only to see it's a Civic with a fat exhaust.
Fucked the company car off when I saw the tax, disgusting unless your company will allow you to get a Tesla.
Opted for a Merc A180 AMG Line Exec instead on a personal lease.
One of my mates has that Merc in black, he lets me store my gaydar in it at weekends.
The jealousy.
Did you at least get it in that nice gunmetal colour?
I'm a twit
You should have got a big dog Skoda like a proper company man. We have them as pool cars at work, and I clocked sixty-odd miles per gallon on my last jaunt into darkest Berkshire.
My Skoda is the fucking business. I can play the characters of low to mid ranking salesman; balding single man in early thirties; and high handicap golfer, all in one car.
And I can play the bread winning lesbian, the share holding hairdresser, the League One footballer and successful salesman all in one go.
Proper Hyacinth car.
Maybe so, but by far and away the best value for money.
£350pcm on 12000 annual miles with only 6p per mile over for a £30,000 car? Not beating that anywhere else.
You should've got an electric company car, zero tax.
Electric cars are pointless if you have to go anywhere. The first evening I was done for the day and I had to charge it to get home I’d set it alight.
Fair enough, I assumed your customers would mostly be regional.
Still - https://www.intelligentcarleasing.co...e-awd-4dr-auto
348 mile range. I'm definitely getting one as soon as I actually learn to drive.
Good luck trying to get insurance on it.
People down here never realise how big and empty Scotland is. It has more people than New Zealand, but all in a small strip of land and the rest is just 80,000 square km of heather.
Indeed, and this is mostly why it fucks me off when all these sweaty cunts start ripping in to England for flooding to the beach. They simply don't realise it is completely and utterly different down there in terms of space and population. We've got so much space it's actually mental.
My attempts to renew my tax have made it clear I need a valid MOT to do so. I'm going to go drop it off at mechanics tomorrow. MOT last expired in Feb, can my boy give me 2 MOTs up to Feb '22 or am I just doing all this shit for a 8 month top-up?
I’d forgot MOT was such a scam over there. The commercial test here is the same but thankfully cars are independent. Even the third world (NI) has a proper system for cars.
If they changed it then about 4 million shitty mechanics would go out of business. Honestly, there are at least 50 places that do it within about a 3 mile radius of me, according to google.
I started driving lessons last week so one covid/ny resolution is finally being worked on. Still at the there are a million different things to think about stage but at least I've learnt you don't need to attack the gear stick. Nicer to start learning in Manchester rather than London as well.
Not the time for it.
https://youtu.be/kMpqVfnuyII
People like that just need to go inside and not come out.
Hopefully they got the reg and can sink him. Also, I don’t know what’s up with that second bin man. There must be more reactive people in comas.
That’s the bit will see him get a holiday if they find out who he is. He’d have got away with the rest, but deliberately going to take out a weapon will see him done.
All that said, if Daddy bought him the car and he’s a big shot then he could do the same again tomorrow and laugh it off.
I'd have floored it and took the sod's car out. Unfortunately, you can't assume some curtain twitcher's filming across the road.
He has a tasty bit of biscuit.
I mean, they've no reason to be blocking the road like that. Plenty of room. Well worth a slap.
I can only imagine they knew people were watching (that geezer who was walking down the street seemingly oblivious at first) which is why they were both quite passive but in an ideal world number two would have been moving over to sucker punch that streak of piss before he even went into his boot. You don't even need to hit someone in that scenario, I've had it before with some random wanker starting on my mate for no reason at a festival in the middle of a crowd so I just grabbed him by his collar and put him on his arse for some thinking time. Unfortunately a penalised but effective move in american football, that.
I used to get people giving it the big one on the train but it was fun if you were about to finish at the station they were getting off at, usually piped down when they realised you were off the clock shortly and didn't have to be a punching bag in a uniform any longer. It was great if it was a quiet train too so you could get away with giving them comebacks they were never expecting but every fucker videoing everything that has ever happened now would probably see me on the dole for that these days.