Hello 2015, I've missed you.
Hello 2015, I've missed you.
You need to go to Sean Dyche's efficiency classes.
"How to be an efficient Sean Dyche. Step One: Shave that Ponytail."
Chelsea going 5 points clear this afternoon seems crucial to their chances.
8 games left but they have some tricky games, meanwhile the Olympic Diving Team have a piece of piss run in.
Far be it from me to ask why a black life with superb muscle definition and optimum body fat percentage is being favoured but you have to ask how Davis is starting when you look at his professional record.
Mason Mount is light years ahead of anyone else on the park here, including Grealish. I would much rather have a good solid British chap with a blue passport like Ben Chilwell pissing every left sided attacking position up the wall than have to watch Marcos Alonso do it any longer.
In answer to the Kenan Davis puzzle, what I've concluded over the years is that managers love players who do what they ask them to do.
We piss about in front of the defence too much and when you've got Giroud and his first touch of a grandma with an iPad, it's hard to keep anything going and penetrate.
Loftus-Cheek also looks like a man who hasn't played for a year.
Chelsea always fail in games they have all the ball. Least surprising score line ever.
Lamps' Chelsea have been a nothing team since he came in. No plan whatsoever, you can tell he's just setting up drills out of his FA coaching manual and taking Mount to one side to tell him how much he believes in him.
Willian/Azpilicueta is such a rough combination against teams that defend deep. They’ll drop points there and beat Man City.
Kovacic is such an odd footballer. Technically he's comfortably top five in the league amongst central midfielders, but he somehow conspires to do absolutely nothing any time I watch him. It's very tidy, nice to watch nothing, but nothing all the same. He should be Modric.
Will Chelsea get Werner and Ziyech before seasons end?
No, they join up in July.
Are we ever going to have to go to Bayern Munich and get thrashed again?
Erm... we'll still be playing in July.
Czech league has reintroduced spectators, yesterday's Sparta game had an attendance of 3.5k. It changes everything tbh
Ross Barkley, Jesus wept. Might as well bring on Boris Johnson.
What are the little pointy things underneath the back of the shirts? Are they like Opta sensors or something?
Rudiger is Chelsea’s worst centre half which isn’t a pleasant thought.
Can't believe Pulisic got himself a sleeve. Ronaldo's lack of tattoos is more and more impressive by the day
You also feel Villa need a point at least today. Wolves, Liverpool, United and an unpredictable Newcastle in their next 4 fixtures doesn't paint a pretty picture.
Lampard's FA coaching manuals >>> John Terry standing chewing gum, arms folded in silence.
Keita and Minamino start for Liverpool.
Get the feeling the former needs to shine in this little run of games to the end of the season.
Keita may well be at the last chance saloon. That being said he tends to come in and start to play well by game 4 or 5 of his run then gets injured for 6 weeks. Rinse and repeat.
Minamino by all accounts wasn't settling well until before the break so interesting to see him thrown in over say, the safer option of Origi.
Reece James was brought on presumably to run it out on the counter and keep the ball, and has lost it three times in five minutes through stupid decision-making, that is the sort of thing that costs you games. Fortunately didn't this time.
Robertson not even sub.. hope it’s nothing too bad.
They seem to be fielding some little ginger regen as an attacking outlet, bless.
Minnie finally not being relied on as some BTEC Bobby is welcome to see what he can do. If he struggles today ship the cunt out.
If Keita could remain fit then he's automatically starting games and I'm prepared to wait it out.
Minamino I'll judge next season but I'm doubtful. Origi for all his awesomeness has been pretty poor so far.
We're recording the biggest win out of all the games played so far or we're losing 1-0 because law of averages ha
Commentator there struggles with that whole talking thing. Bit of a problem.
Decent enough so far. A lot of keep ball may pay off towards the end of the game.
Minamino doing well off the ball, but doesn't quite get it going forward yet. A few times him and Frimino have come deep for the same ball. It's stopping Trent getting forwards too so we may well see a switch into Salah if he's at all ready.
Yeah great heart from Captain Tsubasa and I wish him well in his crowning Europa League triumph with 1860 Munchen in a few years time but let's stop fucking about now and get some Ox/Origi/Ibe specimen on to do something worthwhile.
Is anyone else hearing a high pitched buzzing noise in this match btw?
I thought that was my headphones. Thank fuck.
I thought the five subs could only be used in three windows? That was our fourth set of changes.
Milner was injured so maybe that's an exception.
It's 3 stoppages of the game. Ones at half-time don't count.
Pickford's Ritalin is wearing off. Float some balls high to drop 20 yards short of his goalline and watch the carnage.
I'd rather play with 10 men than Lovren.
He really is rubbish.
Well that was shit.
I can see the funny side of 6 0-0’s to win the league