Let it go, along with the godawful excuse for facial hair. Oddly the gf loves what she calls a 'beard', I hate it but I can't summon the will to shave.
Hair cut booked in for the first Sunday of July so I shall be shaving that morning, I guess.
Let it go, along with the godawful excuse for facial hair. Oddly the gf loves what she calls a 'beard', I hate it but I can't summon the will to shave.
Hair cut booked in for the first Sunday of July so I shall be shaving that morning, I guess.
Facial hair just doesn't grow quick enough for me. My dad's used lockdown as an opportunity to go full Colonel Sanders and it suits him more than I expected.
You moved around a lot growing up didn't you?
Them lol posts about 'sailor tats' as well to explain the prison biro ones. Got him.
Oh 'eck.
That's actually uncanny.
Ever got any real grief over it Merse?
Nah, I don’t look enough of a scrote to draw the comparison when I’m togged up.
My God. The board won't survive this amount of traffic.
Looks a bit like James and Toby’s (RIP) love-child as well.
In an odd quirk of fate the gf just mentioned John Venables in reference to children biting each other. She went on to remind me how it was her that previously made the comparison, having confessed some time ago to having researched what she could about Venables new identity leaks to make sure we weren’t indeed one and the same...
I'd say 'poor Merse', but he deserves it for the nose ring.
And the goatee.
Last edited by Spikey M; 17-06-2020 at 06:48 AM.
I won’t put this one on Reddit. Jeez.
I'm a twit
Erm .... that's some due diligence.
I think I was legally a child the last time I posted a mugshot.
It's gotten a bit long, and I'd like to get it cut, but I'm also used to it because I rocked embarrassingly long hair for all of 2018, without the Taz-style genetics to pull it off.
You look familiar Spikey.
Yes. I've posted mugshots before. Durr!
Another huge head.
It's weirdly featureless, like a computer average of everyone on Myspace.
Is Spikey bald? I have some vague idea in my head that he’s bald.
if some cunt on here has a bigger head than me i'll be gutted, it's like... my thing
I have a monstrosity of a head.
Anyway that’s really not your thing anyway.
I would pay good money for Toby to post 'Lads' and send you tumbling off the wagon.
Back the net.
It could be my hair struggling to contain igor's head.
My turn...if it works.
Last edited by Mellberg; 17-06-2020 at 09:01 PM.
I fucking hate Imgur
Thank fuck for that.
There's a cracking footballer lookalike here and I'm thinking it's not Higuain.
Senderos-Higuain lovechild?
Yeah, I see it but can't place a name.
He's that lad who comes and does the special assembly about his brother and/or best friend getting stabbed/overdosing (presumably depending on where you live).
'...normal lad, liked his football... Not much older than you lot are now...'
lll
Third degree of separation John Venables