What time is the ultimate trolling taking place?
I've watched his select committee videos and can't imagine how this won't be anything other than carnage. For the journos that is.
What time is the ultimate trolling taking place?
I've watched his select committee videos and can't imagine how this won't be anything other than carnage. For the journos that is.
I’d pay PPV to watch Piers Morgan interrogate him
If it makes any more celebs tweet about how 'angry' they are on twitter then it'll have done its job for him.
I don't understand how the actions of famous people you don't know makes you 'angry'. It means things are a shambles and the government is incompetent, but how does that translate into personal anger? Maybe it's just me.
I'd love to have a street full of tossers giving me grief like that. I'd be putting stuff in their bins and all sorts.
The worst thing about all this, bar none, is that by defending him and then wheeling him out the Tories have realised it makes no difference what they do now. None whatsoever. They have a huge majority and the opposition is in tatters after Corbyn.
That arse hole and the legions of deluded twats that voted for and supported him have a lot to answer for.
Last edited by Yevrah; 25-05-2020 at 12:41 PM.
It's the Labour Party that's useless, not the opposition.
He's doing it in the Rose Garden. Hopefully hired a band to play the national anthem as he comes in too.
Just give us the Seinfeld theme. Or Fortunate Son.
I did it my way.
Lol, 'BBC News Special' at 3.30pm BBC1 on a Bank Holiday Monday. He's already won.
Is he going to announce a terrorist attack or a death in the Royal Family?
This delay forcing me to watch those two retards is a sacking offence.
A meeting in a garden? Another breach then.
"This is my parents' back garden. I've done it again. Sorry."
Got to polish his brass neck first init
He's had a special news program set up for him and he's turning up late. He's got the nation on strings.
He must have taken out at least one of the big home auction/property renovation shows here, maybe more. He's a cultural bulldozer.
That latest police statement ought to have sunk all of this, so by the end of the programme we'll probably be on to actually the important point is...
I hope he just does the normal daily update, takes some staged questions and fucks off.
This is the biggest trolling I can ever recall a sitting government presiding over.
Is Shappsy doing the 5pm again? Might as well just cross straight to him.
‘Sorry I’m late’
He’s going for a sympathy vote. Lol
Last edited by Waffdon; 25-05-2020 at 03:40 PM.
This is a masterpiece.
This is amazing.
“We drove for half an hour to see if I could drive safely”
This is one of the most bizarre things I've ever seen.
A 60 mile round trip to test his eyesight. This is utterly brilliant
'Can you see the castle dear?'
I was hoping for a bit more hostility.
Here we go.
Select committee all over again.
The vibe of him sitting behind a low trestle table while Robert Person floats questions out standing behind a nearby mic, all in a fucking garden, is amazing.
The fucking state of Peston.
What on earth are these questions.
Both Bob and Laura look terrified asking these questions.
What an absolute racket.
He’s admitting to breaking 3 rules and won’t even apologise. Amazing stuff. He’ll stay exactly where he is.
Two questions now suggesting that he should have risked his family for the sake of it because other people aren't fortunate enough to have options. You could be forgiven for thinking that there was nothing to it all along.
I expected much better. He’s a bubbling mess.
Same question 3 times now.
This is proper Prince Andrew stuff.
Trolling everyone is the only explanation for setting this up. BoJo must be jizzing over Acuri's stomatch as we watch.
Let’s move on then? All he’s done is take the solo hit when really the entire government plan has been diabolical and Boris ought to be held accountable for such negligence.
I'm a twit