Etienne Capoue
Yves Bissouma
That should count as atleast 1 goal.
Morgan Schneiderlin
Another current player correct, 3 more of those to get.
List of clubs the remaining players scored for:
5 - (Southampton)
4 - (Middlesbrough)
4 - (Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth)
4 - (Manchester City)
4 - (Chelsea, Stoke City, Everton)
3 - (Blackburn Rovers)
3 - (Fulham)
3 - (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
2 - (Chelsea)
2 - (Nottingham Forest)
2 - (Watford)
2 - (Southampton)
2 - (Newcastle United)
1 - (Nottingham Forest)
1 - (Leeds United)
1 - (Sunderland)
1 - (Fulham)
1 - (West Ham United)
1 - (Southampton)
1 - (Blackpool)
1 - (Hull City)
1 - (Bolton Wanderers)
Kurt Zouma, Issa Diop, Yan Valery.
Noe Pamarot
Elliot Grandin
Gael Givet
Didier Deschamps?
Ah, I think we're missing Two-Touch Timmy Bakayoko.
Matthieu Louis-Jean
Emannuel Riviere.
Yanga-Mbiwa.
Moussa Sissoko (probably already said)
Haidara.
Good shout, but he only scored in the Championship for Forest.
Correct, but has already been answered.
Sissoko is correct, but has been said. Riviere is also right, but I didn't actually have him down. 1 goal against QPR in 2014-15 puts him on the list, and means there is still a Frenchman who has scored for Newcastle to get.
Oh. Fuck. Lejeune's already been said. Must be someone pre-Pardew then.
As an additional clue, I've added the years each player played in the Premier League. They may have played for other clubs during this time but not scored for them.
5 - (Southampton) - 2001-06
4 - (Middlesbrough) - 2000-01
4 - (Manchester City) - 2002-07
3 - (Fulham) - 2018-19
3 - (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - 2009-12
2 - (Nottingham Forest) - 1998-99
2 - (Watford) - 1999-2000
2 - (Southampton) - 2003-05
2 - (Newcastle United) - 2019-present
1 - (Nottingham Forest) - 1997-99
1 - (Leeds United) - 2003-04
1 - (Sunderland) - 2001
1 - (Fulham) - 2005-08
1 - (West Ham United) - 2002-03
1 - (Southampton) - 1998-2000
1 - (Hull City) - 2009-12
1 - (Bolton Wanderers) - 2009
Moussa Dembele for Fulham?
Newcastle - Saint Maximin? Patron saint of jazzy dribblers.
And good old AK47 for Fulham.
Griffit for Southampton?
Fabrice Fernandes!
Have I really missed Saint-Maximim?
Only scored for us in the Championship before buggering off to Celtic.
The enigma that is Aboubakar Kamara.
I'm afraid so. I knew as soon as I gave the active years he would be guessed.
Sunderland '01 - Lilian Laslandes?
Not Laslandes, I'm afraid.
One final clue for each of the remaining players:
4 - (Middlesbrough) - 2000-01 - Won the World Cup and the Champions League twice. Great hair.
4 - (Manchester City) - 2002-07 - Centre-back signed by Keegan, played briefly for Sheffield United after leaving City.
3 - (Wolverhampton Wanderers) - 2009-12 - Defender who moved from Marseille to Wolves, but found chances limited due to multiple injuries.
2 - (Nottingham Forest) - 1998-99 - Striker who had a season on loan at Forest fairly early in his career. Probably better known for a stint with Rangers - including missing a sitter and being sent off in the same Champions League game. Was eventually capped by French Guiana at the age of 37.
2 - (Watford) - 1999-2000 - Played for 16 clubs in his career, and earned 4 caps for France in the early 90s. Most successful during spells with Caen and Marseille. Scored his 2 PL goals in the same game v Southampton in December 1999.
1 - (Nottingham Forest) - 1997-99 - Very little information that I could find on this chap. A defender who played over 70 times for Forest in 3 years and also played for Auxerre and Lille.
1 - (Leeds United) - 2003-04 - 1 goal in a short loan spell for this imposing centre back who has since spent 13 years with PSG, firstly as a player and since as assistant manager. One cap for France, in 2001.
1 - (Sunderland) - 2001 - Spent time with Saint-Etienne either side of a very short spell with Sunderland. Has since spent over 10 years in management, including the Mali national side and various big names in African club football.
1 - (Fulham) - 2005-08 - Cultured centre-back who was supremely talented, but extremely injury prone, causing retirement at 30. Played for Barcelona, Marseille and Monaco before moving to Fulham under Chris Coleman. Sole goal was a last minute equaliser away at West Ham.
1 - (West Ham United) - 2002-03 - Spent a season on loan at West Ham in the middle of a 10 year spell with PSG. Midfielder who also went on loan to Monaco before moving to Besiktas and Marseille at the tail-end of his career.
1 - (Southampton) - 1998-2000 - Left-back whose only goal was a long-range effort against Charlton in early 1999. Spent 5 seasons at PSG in the early 90s, as well as time at Bordeaux and Marseille.
1 - (Hull City) - 2009-12 - Spent one season at Hull before moving to Wolves for approximately £2.5m. Ruptured his ligament and barely played before moving to Celtic for a season. Released at 27, and hasn't played since.
1 - (Bolton Wanderers) - 2009 - Centre-back who had a short spell on loan from Zenit. Also had 3 spells with Nancy and a notable 2 year loan with Monaco.
Philippe Christanval
Moyoukolo
Christanval
The Bolton one is the bald bloke who was the spitting image of the default FIFA be a pro guy. Not a clue on his name. For some reason I’m thinking of that posh fizzy water, but I don’t know the name of that either.
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Zoumana Camara - Leeds.
Darcheville - Forest
Sunderland - Patrice Carteron. Donned it with with TP Mazembe about 5 years ago.
San Pellegrino innit.
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Little late getting back to this, but Puygrenier was correct.
The other six names I was looking for were:
David Sommeil
Ronald Zubar
Xavier Gravelaine
Thierry Bonalair
Edouard Cisse
Patrick Colleter
The full list of goalscoring Frenchmen is below:
175 Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
125 Nicolas Anelka (Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Bolton Wanderers, Chelsea, West Bromwich Albion)
85 Louis Saha (Newcastle United, Fulham, Manchester United, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur)
80 Olivier Giroud (Arsenal, Chelsea)
70 Eric Cantona (Leeds United, Manchester United)
62 Robert Pires (Arsenal)
45 Anthony Martial (Manchester United)
39 Steed Malbranque (Fulham, Tottenham Hotspur, Sunderland)
36 Samir Nasri (Arsenal, Manchester City)
35 Florent Malouda (Chelsea)
34 Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
32 Djibril Cisse (Liverpool, Sunderland, QPR)
32 Patrick Vieira (Arsenal, Manchester City)
31 Sylvain Wiltord (Arsenal)
28 Charles NZogbia (Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic, Aston Villa)
28 Loic Remy (QPR, Newcastle United, Chelsea)
26 Yohan Cabaye (Newcastle United, Crystal Palace)
25 William Gallas (Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur)
24 Paul Pogba (Manchester United)
23 Laurent Robert (Newcastle United, Portsmouth)
22 David Ginola (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa)
22 Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal)
20 Youri Djorkaeff (Bolton Wanderers)
18 Antoine Sibierski (Manchester City, Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic)
17 Franck Leboeuf (Chelsea)
16 Abdoulaye Doucoure (Watford)
14 Abou Diaby (Arsenal)
14 Moussa Sissoko (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur)
13 Bafetimbi Gomis (Swansea City)
13 Morgan Schneiderlin (Southampton, Manchester United, Everton)
12 Hatem Ben Arfa (Newcastle United)
12 Younes Kaboul (Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth, Watford)
12 David NGog (Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers)
12 Franck Queudrue (Middlesbrough, Fulham)
11 Marc-Antoine Fortune (West Bromwich Albion)
11 Yoan Gouffran (Newcastle United)
11 Steve Marlet (Fulham)
11 Steve Nzonzi (Blackburn Rovers, Stoke City)
11 Dimitri Payet (West Ham United)
11 Emmanuel Petit (Arsenal, Chelsea)
11 Frederic Piquionne (Portsmouth, West Ham United)
10 Etienne Capoue (Tottenham Hotspur, Watford)
10 Mathieu Flamini (Arsenal)
10 NGolo Kante (Leicester City, Chelsea)
9 Mikael Silvestre (Manchester United, Arsenal)
8 Jeremie Aliadiere (Arsenal, Middlesbrough)
8 Sylvain Legwinski (Fulham)
8 Neal Maupay (Brighton and Hove Albion)
8 Lys Mousset (Bournemouth, Sheffield United)
7 Morgan Amalfitano (West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United)
7 Sylvain Distin (Manchester City, Everton)
7 Patrice Evra (Manchester United)
7 Sebastien Haller (West Ham United)
6 Olivier Bernard (Newcastle United)
6 Pascal Chimbonda (Wigan Athletic, Tottenham Hotspur, Blackburn Rovers)
6 Marcel Desailly (Chelsea)
6 Christophe Dugarry (Birmingham City)
6 Olivier Kapo (Birmingham City, Wigan Athletic)
6 Mickael Madar (Everton)
5 David Bellion (Sunderland, Manchester United)
5 Oliver Dacourt (Everton, Leeds United)
5 Fabrice Fernandes (Southampton)
5 Anthony Knockaert (Brighton and Hove Albion)
5 Bruno NGotty (Bolton Wanderers)
5 Florent Sinama Pongolle (Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers)
4 Willy Boly (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
4 Laurent Charvet (Chelsea, Newcastle United, Manchester City)
4 Lucas Digne (Everton)
4 Issa Diop (West Ham United)
4 Gilles Grimandi (Arsenal)
4 Christian Karembeu (Middlesbrough)
4 Anthony Le Tallec (Sunderland)
4 Noe Pamarot (Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth)
4 Bacary Sagna (Arsenal)
4 David Sommeil (Manchester City)
4 Kurt Zouma (Chelsea, Stoke City, Everton)
3 Gael Clichy (Arsenal, Manchester City)
3 Pascal Cygan (Arsenal)
3 Stephane Dalmat (Tottenham Hotspur)
3 Didier Domi (Newcastle United)
3 Gael Givet (Blackburn Rovers)
3 Aboubakar Kamara (Fulham)
3 Aymeric Laporte (Manchester City)
3 Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool, Crystal Palace)
3 Ronald Zubar (Wolverhampton Wanderers)
2 Tiemoue Bakayoko (Chelsea)
2 Bruno Cheyrou (Liverpool)
2 Jean-Claude Darcheville (Nottingham Forest)
2 Mathieu Debuchy (Newcastle United, Arsenal)
2 Xavier Gravelaine (Watford)
2 Leandre Griffit (Southampton)
2 Bernard Lambourde (Chelsea)
2 Florian Lejeune (Newcastle United)
2 Claude Makelele (Chelsea)
2 Bernard Mendy (Hull City)
2 Tanguy Ndombele (Tottenham Hotspur)
2 Gabriel Obertan (Newcastle United)
2 Allan Saint-Maximin (Newcastle United)
2 Yan Valery (Southampton)
1 Laurent Blanc (Manchester United)
1 Thierry Bonalair (Nottingham Forest)
1 Remy Cabella (Newcastle United)
1 Zoumana Camara (Leeds United)
1 Patrice Carteron (Sunderland)
1 Philippe Christanval (Fulham)
1 Edouard Cisse (West Ham United)
1 Patrick Colleter (Southampton)
1 Lassana Diarra (Portsmouth)
1 Martin Djetou (Fulham)
1 Julien Faubert (West Ham United)
1 Alain Goma (Newcastle United)
1 Elliot Grandin (Blackpool)
1 Stephane Guivarch (Newcastle United)
1 Sylvain Marveaux (Newcastle United)
1 Youl Mawene (Derby County)
1 Steven Mouyokolo (Hull City)
1 Yann MVila (Sunderland)
1 Lilian Nalis (Leicester City)
1 Sebastien Perez (Blackburn Rovers)
1 Sebastien Puygrenier (Bolton Wanderers)
1 Emmanuel Riviere (Newcastle United)
1 Sebastien Schemmel (West Ham United)
1 Sebastien Squillaci (Arsenal)
1 Armand Traore (Portsmouth)
One final nationality question, and probably the toughest.
Can you name each of the 106 Irishmen (ROI) to have scored in the Premier League?
Roy Keane, Robbie Keane.
Gary Breen.
Other names that rhyme with the above.
Robbie Keane
Mark Kennedy
Phil Babb
Steve Finnan
Steve Staunton
Jason McAteer
Damien Duff
Roy Keane
Seamus Coleman
Andy Townsend
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Damien Duff
Jeff Kenna
Niall Quinn
Stephen Quinn
Alan Quinn
Gary Kelly
Ian Harte
Paul McShane
Jeff Hendrick
James McCarthy
James McLean
Kevin Kilbane
Andy Townsend
Irwin, Gibson, McGrath.
Just chucking Irish-sounding names at the wall is the way to crack this one.
Mark Kinsella
Jason Kennedy
Paul Gillespie
Alan McGrath
Paul Quinn
Michael McStay
Paddy Brazil
Seamus Flanagan
Probably triggered Giggles though, so can be considered a success.
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Leon Best
Liam Daish
Lee Carsley