Part One:
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Baz ‒ I get Baz all the way to the moon and back. Really, really love him. I loathed him but respected him for the startup of new TTH, but my appreciation for him has grown and I guess my own personal growth is a marker for enjoying his content. Top marks.
Boydy ‒ Still a complete enigma. A contradiction. Comes across as a closet transexual who wants to have a sex change but because of his small town roots doesn't have the balls to...well does...but doesn't want them. I sense Boyd has a very small circle around him which he ventures out of very rarely. He's a t-shirt wearing paddler in the shallow end, which is a shame.
bruhnaldo ‒ Bruh is an annoying, loud version of Boyd. An insignifcance you can't even be bothered about, even when it's screaming in your face. His overt niceness you can't help but feel is a plea to like him rather than any genuine regard for your wellbeing. Happy to be proven wrong. Bruh has been more than supportive of me personally, perhaps this may go some way in explaining his social exclusion. Strangled by the web of niceguyism.
Dark Soldier ‒ Actually very, very happy to see DS having good times. I should have listened to him far more when I was younger. Wise as hell and he's got the marks to prove it.
Don ‒ Delighted with his return. One of my all-time favourites. Has a glowing disregard for society's wellbeing I can only dream of achieving. Please stay.
Foe ‒ Guilty pleasure. Harmless as a fly and probably a really easy bloke to get along with. Foe is a well made cup of tea. The missionary position. Top Gear re-runs on Dave. Entirely pleasant, but more of a fill the gaps type guy than someone that gets your g-spot tingling.
Giggles ‒ Giggles for me is the opposite of Baz. I related far more to him when I was a miserable, suicidle, stubborn, gaslit, manipulated waste of breath. Now I'm soaring like an eagle I pity him. The last real chance we have for change is age 45. Beyond that, any hopes of changing our ways drop dramatically. I pity Giggles rather than revelling in his misery ala Bam.
Igor - Love him to pieces. One of the best additions to the forum ever.
-james- ‒ I've never really got close to James, but I've always wanted to which is weird. He reminds me of Igor but less unhinged. A lost opportunity, perhaps.
Jimmy Floyd ‒ When Jimmy came out on here, it was one of the most moving things I've experienced online. Suddenly everything made sense, and I've really grown close to him as a result (he doesn't know that lol). Fabulous poster who I have oodles of time for.
John ‒ Now winding John up is off my to-do list, I don't really notice him anymore. He's definitely posting less which hasn't helped with the engagement, but if he did would I pay attention? Now we're all a bit older his way of being just comes across as unnecessary and irritating.
John Arne ‒ Incredibly weird with the death chart competition and underlines a serious tone of deviancy about the guy. Top man.
Kikó ‒ Successful, likeable and much better looking version of Foe. He is the Harris Gin, Grapefruit and Fever Tree, the reverse cowgirl with plugs, Season 2 of the Grand Tour. He's how I get my rocks off, and we both fucking love it.
Lee ‒ Chuffed he's back, but what an absolute prick for leaving in the first place. One of the best posters just disappearing? Nah fuck that. Arsehole!
Lewis ‒ Always has been and always will be one of my favourites. An actual inspiration for how to be on a forum.