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Yeah, I remembered Jeff after the fact. Grace, Columbia records, owned by Sony.
Never realised he did an album called Live from the Bataclan.
This Love You To Death documentary on BBC Two is grim viewing.
The 'rugby league community' nearly doing it (fuck off Andy Murray you Jock tosser).
It wasn't really that close.
He's the first league player to be nominated, and he got miles more than third place. He's donned it.
Glorious failure
Just discovered The Chase USA on Challenge. I love the British one but this has far too much whoopin' and hollerin' from the crowd.
David Gest and Gemma Collins in the Big Brother house?
Fucking hell.
Watching 4 in a bed cus why the fuck not. Fucking lol at hobbyist caterers and B&B owners, they're so prissy and take everything so personally. The couple I'm watching right now got so personally affronted cus the slightly more middle class couple brought their own rye bread, and only wanted poached eggs and beans off the menu. And the bloke went to the kitchen to politely ask for salt and pepper.
'It is bloody rude to bring your own food to breakfast', er, no it isn't. It is a business not a fucking dinner party. Also, turning the fact they didn't like sausages and bacon into a personal attack on them or something? Fuck sake.
I hate that programme.
I hate myself.
The worst thing about that programme is that when you go somewhere new you'll have to fight the urge not to search every room for pubes.
I request extra pubes when I book. No searching for me.
I bring my own, I hate having to settle extras on the bill.
Derren Brown.
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What happened?
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People fell for that?
So hang on - you're saying people in pressure situations make bad judgement calls?
You're such a dry cunt, Tobe.
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I'm sorry but I've found that sudden deaths of wealthy people can be exploited simply by announcing their death. Especially at events where wealthy donors are congregated.
Gemma fucking Arterton
Anyone watch that Jihadis Next Door programme tonight on Channel 4? Is it worth watching?
Stacey going off her head is literally the worst Eastenders story ever. Just kill/section her and let's move on.
Wahey, they're sectioning her. Thank God(!) for that.
Hang on. Isn't her mam also a mentalist?
The ferrety ginger guy who keeps turning up saying he needs to tell her something had about a million chances to tell her but instead stood there looking weird while she called him King Herod. Vintage Eastenders.
The bit on Monday where her complete lunacy happened to coincide with Kat feeling a bit shit that ended with Martin giving an 'it'll all be fine after all' smile made me want to punch the TV off the wall.
Hopefully it turns out she isn't mental and a vengeful God turns up in a fortnight with a plague or two for that twat.
Why the fuck are you all watching Eastenders?
They should swap the actors round for Martin and Ben. Martin's a wet blanket played by a fairly big chap, and then you've got Ben Mitchell who was described as the Toploader gay as having a mean and tough reputation without his grandparents instantly laughing themselves into a coma.
I watch it and all the other soaps on a Monday with my gran. It's quite a good way to watch them, actually, since about twenty minutes is taken up working out what's happened in the week since I last seen them, leaving ten minutes of tedium before the next one starts and the puzzle starts anew.
I used to watch Eastenders but stopped before the Dyer years. Last I seen of Stacy she was getting off with doing someone as Bradley took the rap before he died. Is that why she's going mad now?
She's bi-polar.
Can someone explain this Come Dine Champions thing. Who are the contestants and who's food are they cooking? Is it episode losers cooking the food of that weeks winner or what way are they doing it?
That French maitre d on First Dates is great.
Get a hobby mate.
I do really need one. I was only watching that because I was sitting in the living room with my folks as it was freezing so I wanted the heat from the fire.
It's better than that horrid Undateables thing at least. Also, tattoo fixers has to be the assembly of the biggest shower of cunts ever put on TV.
Yeah it's actually quite nice sometimes. That lad with asperger's last night was a heartwarming story.
It was nice. They liked each other and he was well made up.
I've been watching Shetland on BBC1, initially just because it's fun to spot the locations and any extras I know, but it's actually surprisingly good this series. The first two were the classic tepid water of BBC drama, but they've made darker and I think it's better for it.
I watched it last night and actually enjoyed it.
I've never been to unst or fetlar but it almost made Shetland look like a place I would want to visit. Then I remember the torture I went through when I lived there and come to my senses.
The fish was good though.
Do you mean that just as an aside? They haven't filmed in Unst or Fetlar to my knowledge.
The episode I watched they were touring the small islands up north.
Which, after digging, is because I was watching "grand tours of the Scottish islands" and not Shetland.