Bollocks
Malouda
Cygan
Garde
Grimandi
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Bruno NGotty
Mickael Madar
Patrick Blondeau
Jeremie Aliadiere
Sebastien Squillaci
Christophe Dugarry
Sylvain Legwinski
Steve Marlet
Sebastien Perez
Valerian Ismael
Jean-Guy Walleme
Martin Djetou
Laurent Koscielny
Gael Clichy
Bacary Sagna
Last edited by The Merse; 11-05-2020 at 07:07 PM.
Steed Malbranque. Belgian born but French.
Eric Cantona
Tony Marshall
Uncle Patrice Evra
Laurent Blanc
Man like Louis Saha
Sebastien Schemmel
Kaba Diawara
Franck Quedrue
Lilian Laslandes
Diawara is one I complete forgot existed. That said supposedly he never scored.
Steed. 8th on the list with 39 goals.
Saha, Cantona and Blanc all correct, but have already been answered.
Diawara also ended up being a Guinean international, after playing for France U-21s. But yes, he didn't score in the Prem anyway.
Just the 12 minutes of Premier League football for le Pen, and no goal.
Some really good answers in there - I'll get the list of answered players up after lunch.
List of the French players who have been answered so far:
175 Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
125 Nicolas Anelka (Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Bolton Wanderers, Chelsea, West Bromwich Albion)
85 Louis Saha (Newcastle United, Fulham, Manchester United, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur)
80 Olivier Giroud (Arsenal, Chelsea)
70 Eric Cantona (Leeds United, Manchester United)
62 Robert Pires (Arsenal)
45 Anthony Martial (Manchester United)
39 Steed Malbranque (Fulham, Tottenham Hotspur, Sunderland)
36
35 Florent Malouda (Chelsea)
34
32 Djibril Cisse (Liverpool, Sunderland, QPR)
32 Patrick Vieira (Arsenal, Manchester City)
31 Sylvain Wiltord (Arsenal)
28
28 Loic Remy (QPR, Newcastle United, Chelsea)
26 Yohan Cabaye (Newcastle United, Crystal Palace)
25 William Gallas (Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur)
24 Paul Pogba (Manchester United)
23 Laurent Robert (Newcastle United, Portsmouth)
22 David Ginola (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa)
22 Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal)
20
18 Antoine Sibierski (Manchester City, Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic)
17 Franck Leboeuf (Chelsea)
16
14 Abou Diaby (Arsenal)
14 Moussa Sissoko (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur)
13
13
12 Hatem Ben Arfa (Newcastle United)
12
12 David NGog (Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers)
12 Franck Queudrue (Middlesbrough, Fulham)
11
11 Yoan Gouffran (Newcastle United)
11 Steve Marlet (Fulham)
11
11
11 Emmanuel Petit (Arsenal, Chelsea)
11
10
10
10 NGolo Kante (Leicester City, Chelsea)
9 Mikael Silvestre (Manchester United, Arsenal)
8 Jeremie Aliadiere (Arsenal, Middlesbrough)
8 Sylvain Legwinski (Fulham)
8
8
7 Morgan Amalfitano (West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United)
7
7 Patrice Evra (Manchester United)
7
6 Olivier Bernard (Newcastle United)
6
6 Marcel Desailly (Chelsea)
6 Christophe Dugarry (Birmingham City)
6
6 Mickael Madar (Everton)
5 David Bellion (Sunderland, Manchester United)
5
5
5
5 Bruno NGotty (Bolton Wanderers)
5 Florent Sinama Pongolle (Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers)
4
4 Laurent Charvet (Chelsea, Newcastle United, Manchester City)
4
4
4 Gilles Grimandi (Arsenal)
4
4 Anthony Le Tallec (Sunderland)
4
4 Bacary Sagna (Arsenal)
4
4
3 Gael Clichy (Arsenal, Manchester City)
3 Pascal Cygan (Arsenal)
3
3 Didier Domi (Newcastle United)
3
3
3
3 Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool, Crystal Palace)
3
2
2 Bruno Cheyrou (Liverpool)
2
2
2
2
2 Bernard Lambourde (Chelsea)
2
2 Claude Makelele (Chelsea)
2
2 Tanguy Ndombele (Tottenham Hotspur)
2
2
1 Laurent Blanc (Manchester United)
1
1 Remy Cabella (Newcastle United)
1
1
1
1
1
1 Lassana Diarra (Portsmouth)
1 Martin Djetou (Fulham)
1
1 Alain Goma (Newcastle United)
1
1 Stephane Guivarch (Newcastle United)
1 Sylvain Marveaux (Newcastle United)
1
1
1
1 Lilian Nalis (Leicester City)
1 Sebastien Perez (Blackburn Rovers)
1
1 Sebastien Schemmel (West Ham United)
1 Sebastien Squillaci (Arsenal)
Anthony Knockaert
Ousmane Dabo
Younes Kaboul
Sylvain Distin
Cyril Le Marchand or whatever that Fulham bloke was called
Marc-Antoine Fortunι
Who played left back for Villa. Vercoutre?
Chimbonda, Kapo, Sibierski, Nzonzi, N'Zogbia.
Jordan Veretout
Frederic Piquionne
Who was that bald shitter who played for United, possibly City and later Newcastle? Gormless looking useless piece of shit.
In my head I'm only getting Demel (Ivorian) / Demaret (American, and a golfer).
Flamini
Lacazette
Nasri, Djorkaeff.
He ended up being from Mali.
Steve Marlet. EDIT: I see he's been got.
Sebastian Haller
Alou Diarra
Stephane Mbia
Mbia is African.
Incidentally I encountered him on FIFA the other day and how the fuck is he only thirty three? He was at least forty when he played in the Premiership.
Stιphane Dalmat
Olivier Dacourt
Youl Mawene
Did Debuchy ever score one?
Guendouzi
Jan Valery
Yann Mvila
Djbril Sidibe
Laporte
Benjamin Mendy
Bernard Mendy
Ibrahim Ba
Also, gormless, bald, French and United made me think of that Willie Prunier (I think) that was around in 95/96 - pretty sure he didnt score, but its just odd to think that back then a triallist, not even a loaner, from a mid table Ligue 1 could play a handful of premier league games for the team that would go on to win the title. Bizarre.
Yep, Obertan is the one. I think I had fused him and Bellion in my mind.
I'll add hints later - some of the players remaining would be fairly obvious if I mentioned the clubs they'd scored for so I'll leave it for a while to allow more answers. Updated list so far:
175 Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
125 Nicolas Anelka (Arsenal, Liverpool, Manchester City, Bolton Wanderers, Chelsea, West Bromwich Albion)
85 Louis Saha (Newcastle United, Fulham, Manchester United, Everton, Tottenham Hotspur)
80 Olivier Giroud (Arsenal, Chelsea)
70 Eric Cantona (Leeds United, Manchester United)
62 Robert Pires (Arsenal)
45 Anthony Martial (Manchester United)
39 Steed Malbranque (Fulham, Tottenham Hotspur, Sunderland)
36 Samir Nasri (Arsenal, Manchester City)
35 Florent Malouda (Chelsea)
34 Alexandre Lacazette (Arsenal)
32 Djibril Cisse (Liverpool, Sunderland, QPR)
32 Patrick Vieira (Arsenal, Manchester City)
31 Sylvain Wiltord (Arsenal)
28 Charles NZogbia (Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic, Aston Villa)
28 Loic Remy (QPR, Newcastle United, Chelsea)
26 Yohan Cabaye (Newcastle United, Crystal Palace)
25 William Gallas (Chelsea, Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspur)
24 Paul Pogba (Manchester United)
23 Laurent Robert (Newcastle United, Portsmouth)
22 David Ginola (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur, Aston Villa)
22 Laurent Koscielny (Arsenal)
20 Youri Djorkaeff (Bolton Wanderers)
18 Antoine Sibierski (Manchester City, Newcastle United, Wigan Athletic)
17 Franck Leboeuf (Chelsea)
16
14 Abou Diaby (Arsenal)
14 Moussa Sissoko (Newcastle United, Tottenham Hotspur)
13
13
12 Hatem Ben Arfa (Newcastle United)
12 Younes Kaboul (Tottenham Hotspur, Portsmouth, Watford)
12 David NGog (Liverpool, Bolton Wanderers)
12 Franck Queudrue (Middlesbrough, Fulham)
11 Marc-Antoine Fortune (West Bromwich Albion)
11 Yoan Gouffran (Newcastle United)
11 Steve Marlet (Fulham)
11 Steve Nzonzi (Blackburn Rovers, Stoke City)
11 Dimitri Payet (West Ham United)
11 Emmanuel Petit (Arsenal, Chelsea)
11 Frederic Piquionne (Portsmouth, West Ham United)
10
10 Mathieu Flamini (Arsenal)
10 NGolo Kante (Leicester City, Chelsea)
9 Mikael Silvestre (Manchester United, Arsenal)
8 Jeremie Aliadiere (Arsenal, Middlesbrough)
8 Sylvain Legwinski (Fulham)
8
8
7 Morgan Amalfitano (West Bromwich Albion, West Ham United)
7 Sylvain Distin (Manchester City, Everton)
7 Patrice Evra (Manchester United)
7 Sebastien Haller (West Ham United)
6 Olivier Bernard (Newcastle United)
6 Pascal Chimbonda (Wigan Athletic, Tottenham Hotspur, Blackburn Rovers)
6 Marcel Desailly (Chelsea)
6 Christophe Dugarry (Birmingham City)
6 Olivier Kapo (Birmingham City, Wigan Athletic)
6 Mickael Madar (Everton)
5 David Bellion (Sunderland, Manchester United)
5 Oliver Dacourt (Everton, Leeds United)
5
5 Anthony Knockaert (Brighton and Hove Albion)
5 Bruno NGotty (Bolton Wanderers)
5 Florent Sinama Pongolle (Liverpool, Blackburn Rovers)
4
4 Laurent Charvet (Chelsea, Newcastle United, Manchester City)
4
4
4 Gilles Grimandi (Arsenal)
4
4 Anthony Le Tallec (Sunderland)
4
4 Bacary Sagna (Arsenal)
4
4
3 Gael Clichy (Arsenal, Manchester City)
3 Pascal Cygan (Arsenal)
3 Stephane Dalmat (Tottenham Hotspur)
3 Didier Domi (Newcastle United)
3
3
3 Aymeric Laporte (Manchester City)
3 Mamadou Sakho (Liverpool, Crystal Palace)
3
2
2 Bruno Cheyrou (Liverpool)
2
2 Mathieu Debuchy (Newcastle United, Arsenal)
2
2
2 Bernard Lambourde (Chelsea)
2
2 Claude Makelele (Chelsea)
2 Bernard Mendy (Hull City)
2 Tanguy Ndombele (Tottenham Hotspur)
2 Gabriel Obertan (Newcastle United)
2
2 Yan Valery (Southampton)
1 Laurent Blanc (Manchester United)
1
1 Remy Cabella (Newcastle United)
1
1
1
1
1
1 Lassana Diarra (Portsmouth)
1 Martin Djetou (Fulham)
1
1 Alain Goma (Newcastle United)
1
1 Stephane Guivarch (Newcastle United)
1 Sylvain Marveaux (Newcastle United)
1 Youl Mawene (Derby County)
1
1 Yann MVila (Sunderland)
1 Lilian Nalis (Leicester City)
1 Sebastien Perez (Blackburn Rovers)
1
1 Sebastien Schemmel (West Ham United)
1 Sebastien Squillaci (Arsenal)
Laporte
Koscielny
Armand Traore
Bafetimbi Gomis.
Issa Diop
Julian Faubert
Anthony Modeste
Mousset, Maupay, Lejeune, Digne, Boly.