This is Jimmy at work by the end of May.
Don't worry, today I have discovered the chink in the froggy customers' armour: the Labour Day bank holiday. Been sat around here reading up on 90s football for hours.
Were you doing that anyway or has the thought of Euro 96 inspired you?
The latter, although it's a topic to be returned to on a regular basis.
Wife is keen on emigrating to Canada, a mate of mine did similar last year and now lives in a fucking mansion compared to the average UK house and I know he isn't making a mint. I would be up for it but the only person I know in my industry contracting over there is massive mates with my boss so can't really ask. Been searching about on some sites but not seen much relevant to my current job.
Mon then, Lofty mate. I’ll take you to the local amusement park.
Supposedly I qualify on points even without a job offer and both of our jobs are listed on the 2020 skills shortage list but finding relevant vacancies is a ballache.
You’re a locomotive engineer, yeah?
Engineer? I thought he just collected tickets.
I was a Train Conductor, which is a different job in the UK than over there. That said it isn't just selling tickets, you have operational responsibilities and have to pass regular knowledge and safety tests to remain 'competent'.
Now I am a planning manager responsible for crew movements.
Locomotive Staff Logistics Engineer.
What's your opinion on Wifi Extenders, Lofty?
Haven't a clue?
He's no Engineer.
I once resolved a train engine failure owing to an air pressure fault with a pen, averting a cancellation.
Wasn't Smiffy able to move to Canada without any problems? They must let everybody in.
Smiffy probably got in on a tourist visa, shat the job after 2 days and then moved back to Wales.
Dav lived there for a bit.
You can move without a job but I wouldn't, obviously.
I think Dav was there for a while. I was hoping to move there a while back and asked him about it. My takeaway from our chat was that they absolutely drown you in paperwork and if you miss a beat, you're out.
My cousin, who's entire work history in the 5 years since he turned 18 has been working part time at Tesco, moved there recently on a two year visa.
Moved from BAE Barrow to Halifax Nova Scotia, last check think he was a draughtsman.
Come to Montreal Lofty
This is on an island in the middle of the river
Isn't Montreal one of the more expensive areas?
Nah. Toronto and Vancouver are where house prices have skyrocketed. Montreal is doing alright.
How much is a gaff over there. 3 bed, outskirts of a city, somewhere you won't get stabbed / shot?
What would be the point of moving to Montreal to work with trains? Just go to fucking France if that's your bag. Train Big Speed and all.
Jimmy I love ya, but you conflating allowing to be manipulated by your employers with "work ethic" comes from the same malfunctioning part of your brain that makes you vote Tory. Although I am happy to admit that me conflating being a lazy, ineffectual member of staff with sticking it to the man probably probably comes from the same malfunctioning part of my brain that makes me vote Labour. Eh, what you gonna do.
Its probably one of those questions you're better off not knowing.
Saw a youtube video yesterday of some guy buying a €500,000 house in Texas and it was a mansion, lucky to get four decent bedrooms around here and they would had a swimming pool, triple garage, bar built into the swimming pool and every room was huge.
He wouldn't be entitled to free Healthcare. I know where he is though.
My God I love my new job already and I'm less than an hour in. MILES better than my previous joke of a company.
You’d have to live in Australia though. That’s not a slight on Oz, I more mean that it’s all good saying about leaving home but a lot harder to do it. I know I definitely couldn’t live in another country again.
It was more of a snide comment about Le Québécois than anything else.
Quebec truly the worst of all worlds, apart from the Bayou that is, and Pondicherry, Jesus.
I’d love to move to Texas. Demoralising seeing the amount of house you get compared to here.
Just have to accept a hurricane may come and knock it over or flood it.
Yeah, wooden houses and endless land. My friend in Los Angeles pays London rent for a shithole surrounded by homeless people.
Arsed with LA and New York.
Live in the south and avoid Florida and you could live like a king.
Those massive houses might look tempting from afar, but trust me, they are always in disgusting suburbs and you definitely don't want to be living in those places.
Yeah, I mean it works on a smaller scale within the UK. You can get a bigger house for less money in Northern Ireland than you can in England but I don't see you all wanting to move here.
Massive houses are overrated anyway. You will sit on the same couch every single evening regardless.
There's a reason why houses are worth a lot in certain areas and less in others. Good old market forces, dontcha love'em.