His fucking David Brent expressions as he scans the audience's faces during the powerpoint I'm tuning into these live from now on.
His fucking David Brent expressions as he scans the audience's faces during the powerpoint I'm tuning into these live from now on.
Well we haven't closed any, so I'm giving the moron that one at least.
That graph looks like a giant scythe, which beyond being terribly apropos, reminds me of the greatest academic paper ever written.
Looks like you need a management consultant for your tag situation son.
I’ll just send it off to India. They’ll fix it.
EDIT: They fixed it. Outsourcing works.
A Google search seems to suggest that 99% of those 40,000 are American citizens repatriating. I'm not one to defend Trump, but the travel bans seems somewhat real (ignoring the fact that you can still fly from HK :/ ). Obviously there is still huge travel within the country, which is just as fucked up.
Indeed. There's so much to go at him with, one doesn't need to make shit up.
I read Trump closed down flights except to places where he had golf courses
I shouldn't think Doonbeg is doing a roaring trade just at the moment.
In fairness, I started watching that clip from when Fauci came on to clarify his response to a previous interview and after he did that, the reporter asked him "are you doing this voluntarily or did the President request it?". What kind of lunatic question is that? He gave her quite the death stare, and rightly so.
As an aside, I would definitely like to be in Trump's mind for an hour or so. Seems like a truly fascinating place.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...kdown-pandemic
Any more such bullshit scare tactics and I might jump onto the Icke bandwagon and claim this is all so they force us to take the vaccines with trackers in them or some shit.
It took 9 days to build that fuck off massive hospital. They've got fully automated factories churning out cars that drive themselves. And yet they can't fucking build the required ventilators for these fatties so that we can continue living our lives?
That first series is one of the greatest pieces of television of all time.
I'm biased because it's a designers wankfest. Look at the work on the colour palette/framing of every scene.
I heard Lynch was remaking it but those rumours went dead.
It did look gorgeous. I might watch it again.
What did you think of the second season? I really wanted to know what was going on and I think they told the story well but there was something great about not knowing the bigger picture.
No, not heard of it but I can make time for it. Anyone know where I'm sourcing it from?
I see it on Prime (I think) but there's two, one's free and the other one seems to be Ł1.89 an episode. I'll have a think about which one I choose.
Swear these apps are designed by the same people who are in charge of government policy on this pandemic, I was using torrents 15 years ago with better indexing and facilities than the shit I have to put up with now.
It's on Channel 4...
That would involve me having to download another app for the lizards to track me with. Just let me Prime it in peace.
I’d rather pay 2 quid an episode than face using 4OD for anything.
Baz offered the 'Brave' browser if you don't like it because of ads.
I've never watched so much YouTube in my life since Barry informed us of Brave.
Utopia was amazing.
I'm Mr Rabbit.
I’m still trying to track Billions down. There’s no “on demand” type section with a NowTV subscription is there?
Episode 1 is enough to tell me this is gonna be good. Top shout.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HJO7kA4_jaU
I missed the opening 15 mins but he's started off by stopping WHO funding and accusing them of a coverup.
Bring on the Q&A.
Edit: Treating the reporters like toddlers this is genius.
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This press conference is absolutely fucking bonkers. He’s just threatened to walk off if a reporter didn’t stop asking him questions. Like a petulant child.
Absolute Teflon Don. Dodging Qs like prime Neo without a single fuck given. Not one Q even allowed to finish
The man is a legend.
Piers Morgan donned that health minister senseless this morning.
That Trump presser is fascinating.
"You just criticised the WHO for praising China's transparency, yet in January you yourself praised China for their transparency..."
"We signed a great trade deal with China... $250bn... We will monitor it. Nobody else can do what we did"
"yeah, but the transparency question...."
"Enough enough! Next person...."
I quite liked (if that's the word) the idea that half of the 6000 excess deaths last week (or whenever it was) were caused by people not being treated for mundane things because of the fear of going to hospital, with some intensive care consultant saying he hadn't seen a cases of sepsis for weeks which was apparently highly unusual.
Then I see today there are concerns that other infectious diseases are going to make a comeback as vaccination programmes are being paused. lol
Got to love the law of unintended consequences.
Some light relief: https://youtu.be/vHGhAIEqJcg
Some heavy facts: https://youtu.be/XY3sEIB7pJY
This is the paper they discuss: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&sour...1TeweKrEsAh4JA
Estimates 6%-20% of UK have had it and up to ten more waves
Mate of mine sounds like he's up shit creek now anyway. A fella from his work has it and they share a vehicle and office.
My test has gone to the lab so I should get a notification one way or the other by tomorrow.
Apparently somebody in our office has got or had it but presumably long after we were all sent to WFH.
"go away, come in!"
That is some stunning delivery in swearing and insulting. The tone and timing
twenty grand a year to be a fucking knobhead.
It's not like the coppers were in the wrong, like. "Hey, here's a domestic disturbance. The man's refusing to open the door. And now he's filming us."
The male copper at the door is itching to give him a slap judging by the look on his face.
How was a domestic disturbance reported when there was nobody in his flat?
He reported it.
A 106 year old recovered from this in Birmingham. Get the pubs reopen
106 years of Birmingham. Poor cunt.