A few weeks back I had a cough, bit of shortness of breath and felt rough enough a couple of nights that I needed to turn in early with a paracetamol. If it turns out that was my dose I’ll be delighted.
If they're going to nationalise anything it should be chips. A kilo a week for every household.
Speaking from personal family experience, a lot of coppers fucking love the job (for good or ill) so much that all other interests in their life just cease to exist, and so the thicker ones without a sense of humour probably genuinely don't understand why you would buy anything other than bread and stock cubes at this point.
Who the hell doesn't buy spuds and chips in a crisis? Do they settle for tinned wank?
In other news, the Germans are doing some large-scale antibody testing next week.
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I like that new STAY HOME THIS EASTER sign in historic Panic Attack Robot Wars livery.
Deleted my message as I thought Greece is not really a representative so now your answer makes no sense.
But yeah, bars, restaurants, fast food joints etc probably make a big part of the market.
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Boo. 887 deaths for the UK today but I don't think Northern Ireland have announced theirs. IHME reckons our peak is a week away.
I reckon I'm in the maybe camp as well. Had a sudden hoarse voice out of nowhere for a good three or four days with fatigue and headache.
Anyways.
Yev trying to WebMD himself into coronavirus.
Are you sure about the fever part? I always feel like I have a fever when I am super tired, but the thermometer says otherwise every time.
I had sinusitis before all that thing kicked off, and it's for the most part gone, but I still have the occasional cough, which serves well to put fear into the people close to me when I am out and about.
I’ve got aches, headaches, and tiredness all day every day so by the time I notice they’ll be turning the machine off. I’ve 4 test kits in the van but might not do it until I get a cough or something. The place I’m working takes my temperature 3 times a day.
Your only recourse over the first few days is a lack of stress, hydration and relaxation. WebMDing yourself into a shoot is a work, Brother.
My mate is staying with his parents and his Dad actually got the big C. He came down with something a few days later, he's back up and running a couple days later. Chill, hydrate and sleep well and if you're still suffering then get in contact with your 111 service or wahtever they have there.
Even if your wrestling reference was right, I don't think Yev is going to get it.
If there's any time to get into wrestling...
I can't watch it without a crowd and it's three months plus since Wrestle Kingdom.
If I took a free month of the Network, all I'd be viewing would be the good bits of the nWo and Mick Foley falling off a cage. Maybe Wrestlemania X7.
Honestly, their documentary stuff is almost second to none. The rest of it I've barely watched. The KofiMania documentary that goes to Ghana while recapping everything is great. R-Truth talking about how he'd be selling crack if it wasn't for his wrestling coach. You can tell Vince isn't allowed near these things because they're so honest.
PS. There was no good part of the nWo. WCW was crap.
You've misunderstood what I'm saying. I'm merely posting on a forum. I am not having a meltdown or in a shoot and I don't need to get in contact with 111 or anyone else unless I get actually ill from it, which isn't the case at the moment. It's merely a mild inconvenience.
https://www.theguardian.com/environm...tion-by-humans
Let's bomb the cunts.
The Chinese don't give a toss about the welfare of their own people, never mind animals. In fact, they'd murder tens of millions if they could get away with it. As it is they have to settle for concentration camps.
"Dogs and cats can carry this disease? Better ban that, then." Bat chewing wankers.
MPs getting £10k to set up working from home.
Anything they do that's vaguely historical is utter bunk but the personality ones are really good. You also couldn't be more wrong about WCW, NWO was great from the start up until Hogan torpedoed the Sting match. Otherwise their midcard was great, the opposite of WWF of the same period who had a trash undercard but a great main event.
Nursing home deaths reports still coming in for France, up to 4166 out of a total of 12210 now, with another thousand-ish that were transferred to hospitals and dying there. That's out of 31415 cases reported in nursing homes (and other such establishments), which means the mortality rate is at 17%. Pretty grim.
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The great John Taffer seems to think bars and restaurants will never recover from this and the ones that survive will have 6ft gaps between every table for years to come.
You have to lol at the people who seem to think we'll be all packing out the pubs again in a few weeks.
I seriously don't think we'll ever get back to 'normal'
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Boris out of ICU.
I thought I read on here a few days ago that he was as good as dead?
Maybe he’s moved to the morgue.
Being transported to the morgue as we speak. Jack Grealish is on the same gurney finalising his move to Man Utd. EDIT: Lee, you sniper.
Yeah Kiko said he killed him himself.
I've heard London probably peak today, tomorrow or the day after and the rest of the country a week after London.
Your life expectancy once you reach a care home is fuck all anyway tbh. Google says 2 years on average. Half of them will tell you they're not bothered if they die as well.
I bet Boris was never even ill, this is all just a dastardly Cummings plot.
This NHS clapping is obscene. Eejits honking their horns and someone next door banging pans. Stop.
I have someone in the neighbourhood putting music on every day, but no horns or pans thankfully. Just that and normal clapping.
I see your pots and pans and raise you some fireworks.
I don't see how things won't be back to normal when pubs, bars and clubs open their doors. Behaviour won't change after a 3 month break in those kinds of environments.
Also, Yev, how on Earth have you managed to catch it if you haven't left the house? Stop licking the post, mate.